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My Wife is an ASSHOLE

 
MMMkay_Ultra

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08/20/2011 02:03 AM
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fuck her
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Then you are a perfect match.
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BonScottFan

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08/20/2011 02:03 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:03 AM
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Turn about is fair play. Fuck her in the ASSHOLE!
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:04 AM
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What did she do? Or more likely, what did you do to her that she's pissed over?
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i'm in the dog house. Lifes a bitch then you marry one. Life sucks wear a helmut. Who gives a shit. Im going to the strip bar and getting drunk, blowing cash on lap dances
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324416


They have strip joints in Iceland? Cool.

BTW--------you guys are remaking your Constitution and telling the EU to go take a flying jump. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Course, this will not be major news in the MSM. Sad.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:04 AM
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You deserved no better than her
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:09 AM
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unbearable. nagging. complaining. never-ending.
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that's the name of her game !!

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Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:12 AM
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Well you're a stupid fuck for getting married in the first place. Enjoy losing half your shit in the divorce dumbass
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:15 AM
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Well you're a stupid fuck for getting married in the first place. Enjoy losing half your shit in the divorce dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511316


Marriage is the cornerstone of civilization. Maybe you should reconsider who you are calling a "stupid fuck."

Let me guess------you are secular and believe "it's just a piece of paper," right?
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:16 AM
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U Bez she funkrers it too hoy?!!!
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:17 AM
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Well you're a stupid fuck for getting married in the first place. Enjoy losing half your shit in the divorce dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511316


Marriage is the cornerstone of civilization. Maybe you should reconsider who you are calling a "stupid fuck."

Let me guess------you are secular and believe "it's just a piece of paper," right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1419389


Most people aren't meant to be together forever which is why most marriages fail.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:18 AM
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Crep crez with toe creepy entray!!
patdeez84

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08/20/2011 02:19 AM

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Your wife sounds a lot like my x wife hiding2
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“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:19 AM
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Thay kwacked much mack fo slap geez whack!! Jizz
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:21 AM
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OP can't make his wife nut on his dick

feels bad man
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:23 AM
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Well you're a stupid fuck for getting married in the first place. Enjoy losing half your shit in the divorce dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511316


Marriage is the cornerstone of civilization. Maybe you should reconsider who you are calling a "stupid fuck."

Let me guess------you are secular and believe "it's just a piece of paper," right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1419389


Most people aren't meant to be together forever which is why most marriages fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511316


OK--------then you WAIT for the RIGHT person to come along until you do. If non one comes, the God did not intend yu to get married. Marriage is not for evryone and some people are called to a celibacy. Which is what God intended.

Yes, I'm Catholic. Eastern Catholic, to be precise.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:23 AM
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Fo lap or 180 cheek slap slosh slap
Thai'd Up
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08/20/2011 02:26 AM
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should i be getting baked for this boys?
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:27 AM
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Snatch max poss fo poke wit biach
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:31 AM
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Give wat sex does left fo funky biach
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:34 AM
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Max crumps fo much rump wit jiz fo shumps
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:40 AM
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Max crumps fo much rump wit jiz fo shumps
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511931


Are ya on drugs, buddy?

If so-------------------------------can you give me some?

Answer, if you could. toungelolsign
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:43 AM
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Well you're a stupid fuck for getting married in the first place. Enjoy losing half your shit in the divorce dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511316


Marriage is the cornerstone of civilization. Maybe you should reconsider who you are calling a "stupid fuck."

Let me guess------you are secular and believe "it's just a piece of paper," right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1419389


Most people aren't meant to be together forever which is why most marriages fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1511316


OK--------then you WAIT for the RIGHT person to come along until you do. If non one comes, the God did not intend yu to get married. Marriage is not for evryone and some people are called to a celibacy. Which is what God intended.

Yes, I'm Catholic. Eastern Catholic, to be precise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1419389


Celibacy is easier said than done. Called or not you still have needs. What do you do then?
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:45 AM
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Maybe your just not fucking her good enough. Or maybe you got a little D*** OR shes not happy with you n found someone els and doesn't give a fu** if you live her. lol
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 02:46 AM
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Fo yers no puss yet know much slap
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 03:04 AM
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unbearable. nagging. complaining. never-ending.
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Tell her you'll leave, if she doesn't stop.
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that's what she wants.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 03:15 AM
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This is what happens to crazy bitches when they don't get they recommended amount of daily ass fucking.
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 03:26 AM
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I don´t care any more what you think of me, hon!
I´m doin the neighbour now.
He like it backwards! No whatam sayin?
Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 09:15 PM
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This is what happens to crazy bitches when they don't get they recommended amount of daily ass fucking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512039
riderr

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08/20/2011 09:17 PM
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is she hot?
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yes, but that isn't enough any more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1510661


Its good to vent,better to come to a understanding,to the mother of your children???????????
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Anonymous Coward
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08/20/2011 09:19 PM
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No thanks. Anal aint my thing.
 Quoting: Doominator


Get a different toque, and maybe some chick will let it "be your thing".

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