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UH-OH! "Run To Church Like Your Hair Is On Fire"

 
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UH-OH! "Run To Church Like Your Hair Is On Fire"
Hot tip from the prophetic site of Medjugorje. (10 future and probably near-term Secrets of Grave Importance to affect the world) Here is what a recent pilgrim has to say:

From this trip - The only thing I can say is run to church like your hair is one fire, go to confession, go to mass,pray to God with your heart and ask him to forgive you of all your sins. The hands of God's justice is about to come down on our earth.

There is nothing to fear if you are in a state of GRACE. Everyone will be either in a state of GRACE or state of SIN. This is really serious.
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And all the children will burn in Hell... hf
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2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
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Re: UH-OH! "Run To Church Like Your Hair Is On Fire"
2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
 Quoting: starshine


So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
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Run? I live within my church.
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2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
 Quoting: starshine


So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
 Quoting: ClassicHen



What you have stated will not happen.

He said to his apostles...as you have seen me leave, so will I come.

That is resurrected and very much alive and in all of His glory... not attached to a cross.

But I believe you are correct about it being very close.

Last Edited by fairflight on 08/20/2011 10:27 PM
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Run? I live within my church.
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I cannot leave the Presence. There is no off switch nor is there a path away any longer. The things of this world are fading away.
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2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
 Quoting: starshine


So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
 Quoting: ClassicHen


What will I do? If I see something like that, I'm running in the operate direction!

Sounds like Project Bluebeam.
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So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
 Quoting: ClassicHen


Can you not differentiate between "infested church building" and "genuinely walking with God"?
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Church is the very LAST place you want to run to if you want to find God.

All you will find in a church are child molesters..hypocrites..self righteous smug fucks...greedy fat postors/priests...slutty loose women..and lots of fags and mal adjusted freaks.
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1828 Webster's Dictionary, we find the following:

"Church, n. [Sax. Circe, circ or cyric; Scots, kirk, which retains the Saxon pronunciation; D. Kerk; G. Kirche; Se. Kyrchia; Dan. Kirke; Gr. Kuriokon, a temple of God, from kuriakos, pertaining to a Lord, or to our Lord Jesus Christ, from kurios, a Lord; Russ. Tzerkou.]

Church shares the same root or etymology as the word CIRCUS. Hmmm...
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setting my hair on fire then going to the church sounds like an inefficient way to burn down a church just use a molotov.
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2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
 Quoting: starshine


So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
 Quoting: ClassicHen


I decided a long time ago that Jesus's daddy sucked bigtime. He was such an asshole for so long that I have given up all hope that he can be reformed. If you want to spend your time with a dickwad that wants you to burn animals so it can smell them, well enjoy your eternal barbeque. When this "warning" appears I shall bare my buttocks at it and fart, so it can smell what I think of it.
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Re: UH-OH! "Run To Church Like Your Hair Is On Fire"
2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
 Quoting: starshine


So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
 Quoting: ClassicHen


I decided a long time ago that Jesus's daddy sucked bigtime. He was such an asshole for so long that I have given up all hope that he can be reformed. If you want to spend your time with a dickwad that wants you to burn animals so it can smell them, well enjoy your eternal barbeque. When this "warning" appears I shall bare my buttocks at it and fart, so it can smell what I think of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512727


Best answer yet.

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Re: UH-OH! "Run To Church Like Your Hair Is On Fire"
Religion is just another word for mind control.

And church is the institutions for which the programming is done.
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Religion is just another word for mind control.

And church is the institutions for which the programming is done.
 Quoting: starshine


Church buildings were made from the best materials and using the best crafts men in the communities. When the red brick Methodist church, built in 1872, in my community went up for sale, I bought it as a sort of club house. I have a "smoking and drinking" club in there. We do not allow machine made cigarettes and only single malt whisky. It is very civilized, and being as it is a private members invitation only place, we do not sell anything. Churches are great for this kind of thing.
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My advice:

Find a quiet place where you are comfortable and talk with our creator. It doesn't have to be in a church, but if that's what is the most comfortable for you, then go.

I personally prefer to get down on my knees in the middle of a farm field and open my heart to the truth.
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And who has ever run to church because their hair was on fire?

I'm pretty sure stop drop and roll is more effective than a dunk in the holy water bowl.
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Hot tip from the prophetic site of Medjugorje. (10 future and probably near-term Secrets of Grave Importance to affect the world) Here is what a recent pilgrim has to say:

From this trip - The only thing I can say is run to church like your hair is one fire, go to confession, go to mass,pray to God with your heart and ask him to forgive you of all your sins. The hands of God's justice is about to come down on our earth.

There is nothing to fear if you are in a state of GRACE. Everyone will be either in a state of GRACE or state of SIN. This is really serious.

 Quoting: ClassicHen


Confession, confession. confession. Do it!!! Heaven keeps
saying the Great Warning is soon. uk
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Excuse me, church is the last place you want to go to survive.

Don't you understand what that Man died for?

An earthly priest can not forgive your sins, fool, only HE can; and as an omniscient being, I doubt it'd be any time off His hands.

Although, if that church has a nice fallout shelter, go ahead and bring a sleeping bag or two.
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Religion is just another word for mind control.

And church is the institutions for which the programming is done.
 Quoting: starshine

clappa
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Religion is just another word for mind control.

And church is the institutions for which the programming is done.
 Quoting: starshine

clappa
 Quoting: BubbleHead


The fact many believe and actually encourage this notion is evidence for mind control.

I believe the word "entertainment" would be another word for mind control, as there's plenty of influencing factors that actually alter your perception of opinions.

For instance, during (your/your child's) childhood, did you(your child) ever watch a cartoon; later, going(go) to school, be afraid of girls/boys due to "cooties"?

How about in older media, having a religion makes other percieve you, no matter what your personality is, as annoying.

I, however, can be as holier-than-thou infuriating as I want. On the internet, that is.

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