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Message Subject UH-OH! "Run To Church Like Your Hair Is On Fire"
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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2 words for ya....

HELL NO! I'll never step foot in a church again!
 Quoting: starshine


So if "the Warning" happens, are you planning to reject it? That's when an image of Jesus on the cross appears in the sky, to everyone in the world simultaneously, as each person gets to see his/her soul as God sees it.

If that happens, what will you do?
 Quoting: ClassicHen


I decided a long time ago that Jesus's daddy sucked bigtime. He was such an asshole for so long that I have given up all hope that he can be reformed. If you want to spend your time with a dickwad that wants you to burn animals so it can smell them, well enjoy your eternal barbeque. When this "warning" appears I shall bare my buttocks at it and fart, so it can smell what I think of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512727


Best answer yet.

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