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I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/23/2005 02:41 AM
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I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
$3 a gallon... $4 a gallon... $5 a gallon...

Darn hurricanes!

Itīs all their fault!

The poor innocent oil companies... I feel so sorry for them!

I just know they must be terribly disappointed with all these darn hurricanes.

Iīm sure the oil companies will want to forego any excess profiteering during these times of crisis... I have faith in them.

I place no faith in these hurricanes whatsoever. Theyīre trying to shake our will.

The oil companies (there are still more than one, right?) will come through and save the day in our War on Hurricanes.
Anonymous Coward
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09/23/2005 02:49 AM
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Re: I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
Well why dont you just go and suck Cheneyīs dick while your at it idiot. Fuck you! it Im not rich itīs getting too expensive trying to afford this shit while they turn trillion dollar profits, fuck are you goof.
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09/23/2005 03:20 AM
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Re: I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
You must be in league with the hurricanes to say that!

Itīs downright... un-American!

Anyway, weīll have plenty of time to play the blame-game with Cheney later... right now we must unite and defend our country against all these evil hurricanes.
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09/23/2005 03:58 AM
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Re: I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
ARE YOU BIANCA?

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09/23/2005 05:32 AM
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Re: I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
"We must liberate the world from the tyranny of hurricanes. These evil storms of terror must be stopped in order for us to spread freedumb to freedumb loving people everywhere, in order for there to be real peace amongst in the world. Our commitment is simple: to rid the world of this tempestuous axis of evil, and to provide unfettered grace for the corporations to forge ahead the notion that commerce, and the godly pursuit of, is more important than anything else. We, as a nation, are on an illumined mission to hunt and fight these hurricanes wherever they might be, and to bring them to justice. May God bless us in our righteous endeavors, and may God bring peace to this planetīs future, a future without the threat of hurricanes and a future of safety for our chlldren."
von Doom
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09/23/2005 05:35 AM
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Re: I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
"...amongst people in the world..."
neti
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09/23/2005 05:38 AM
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Re: I blame the hurricanes, not the oil companies!
Weīre having the severity of hurricanes because of the scalar EM technology that is being used.... It AFFECTS THE SUN, too.

See Q.īs thread.





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