The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?

Save the money and just jerk off.


Last Edited by TurkeyTots on 08/21/2011 12:40 AM

behave yer self!

no

Is that you John?

Sure, go ahead if you think your wife would enjoy crabs or a dose of the clap.

Yes, this will be an intelligent decision which will greatly benefit your marriage for years to come.



































































LOL no, wtf are you thinking?!

Go ahead if you want to be divorced,broke and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Does not matter to me.

What if you call the hooker and when she shows up, it's your wife?

That depends. When is NaturalGirl coming home?

that macho fag escort will shove AIDS in your open ASS!

just watch LOGO.

Karen?! Oh fuck...

can your wife teleport?

Make yourself a fee fee.

Sound's like a bad 70's song.

Remember that craigslist is always free...

Why are you talking about this here? This is a large conspiracy site. Your transgressions with whores fo not matter to anyone. If you wanna cheat on your wife, then cheat. We don't give a rats ass about your inability to be faithful. However, future employers may take issue with the fact you cannot commit. A serious character flaw, this is.

You are not worthy of employment. And your credit score is sub-par, any further attempt of employment will be considered an act of violence and treason. Please engage your local fast-food establishment for employment options.

Please be advised.

Thank you. Please follow the link to see if you qualify for a loan against all the legitimate property you own.

Thank you,
Forever yours,
NWO

Is Pope Catholic!!!!

Just don't have the lady come to your house... erosguide is good unless you're in the SF Bay Area. For the bay-area sfredbook is the best, just make sure you call a provider that has been reviewed by other members, this way you know she's real and not part of a police sting to catch Johns.

On a personal note if this is a rare opportunity, don't be cheap and get the sexiest provider you can find.....

P.S. if she's really good looking in her pictures, its either fake pictures or a police ad.....
Have a blast ::banana2:

Holy shit, love that smiley!

Hold on, were looking up your IP right now.

Based on you past porn surfing cookies, were sending over two 300lb blondes.

In bikinis.

GO FOR IT !!

You are awesome, thank you thank you thank you

Women or men? You might ask OP before you go to that expense.

I hope they don't charge by weight.....

Absolfuckinlutly!!!

You probably should have just had sex with your wife before she left town.

This song?
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but seriously no dude that's messed up

awww don't do that to her.