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The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/21/2011 12:40 AM
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The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
No way she'll know. The way I look at it, no harm no foul.
What say you?
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Save the money and just jerk off.
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
behave yer self!
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08/21/2011 12:41 AM

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no
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08/21/2011 12:42 AM
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Is that you John?
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08/21/2011 12:43 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Sure, go ahead if you think your wife would enjoy crabs or a dose of the clap.
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Yes, this will be an intelligent decision which will greatly benefit your marriage for years to come.



































































LOL no, wtf are you thinking?!
Meow...

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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Go ahead if you want to be divorced,broke and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Does not matter to me.
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08/21/2011 12:44 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Yes, this will be an intelligent decision which will greatly benefit your marriage for years to come.























Lol
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LOL no, wtf are you thinking?!
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08/21/2011 12:45 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
What if you call the hooker and when she shows up, it's your wife?
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
No way she'll know. The way I look at it, no harm no foul.
What say you?
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That depends. When is NaturalGirl coming home?
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
No way she'll know. The way I look at it, no harm no foul.
What say you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1474497


that macho fag escort will shove AIDS in your open ASS!

just watch LOGO.
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Go ahead if you want to be divorced,broke and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Does not matter to me.
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Karen?! Oh fuck...
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08/21/2011 12:48 AM
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can your wife teleport?
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Make yourself a fee fee.
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08/21/2011 12:50 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
What if you call the hooker and when she shows up, it's your wife?
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Sound's like a bad 70's song.
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08/21/2011 12:51 AM
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Remember that craigslist is always free...
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08/21/2011 12:51 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Why are you talking about this here? This is a large conspiracy site. Your transgressions with whores fo not matter to anyone. If you wanna cheat on your wife, then cheat. We don't give a rats ass about your inability to be faithful. However, future employers may take issue with the fact you cannot commit. A serious character flaw, this is.

You are not worthy of employment. And your credit score is sub-par, any further attempt of employment will be considered an act of violence and treason. Please engage your local fast-food establishment for employment options.

Please be advised.

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nph
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08/21/2011 12:55 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
No way she'll know. The way I look at it, no harm no foul.
What say you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1474497


Is Pope Catholic!!!!

Just don't have the lady come to your house... erosguide is good unless you're in the SF Bay Area. For the bay-area sfredbook is the best, just make sure you call a provider that has been reviewed by other members, this way you know she's real and not part of a police sting to catch Johns.

On a personal note if this is a rare opportunity, don't be cheap and get the sexiest provider you can find.....

P.S. if she's really good looking in her pictures, its either fake pictures or a police ad.....
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08/21/2011 12:58 AM
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Hold on, were looking up your IP right now.

Based on you past porn surfing cookies, were sending over two 300lb blondes.

In bikinis.
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
GO FOR IT !!

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08/21/2011 12:59 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Hold on, were looking up your IP right now.

Based on you past porn surfing cookies, were sending over two 300lb blondes.

In bikinis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512962


You are awesome, thank you thank you thank you5a
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Hold on, were looking up your IP right now.

Based on you past porn surfing cookies, were sending over two 300lb blondes.

In bikinis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512962

Women or men? You might ask OP before you go to that expense.
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08/21/2011 01:02 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
Hold on, were looking up your IP right now.

Based on you past porn surfing cookies, were sending over two 300lb blondes.

In bikinis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512962


I hope they don't charge by weight.....
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Absolfuckinlutly!!!
I can explain shit to you all day but, I can't understand it for ya!!!!
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08/21/2011 01:07 AM
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You probably should have just had sex with your wife before she left town.
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
What if you call the hooker and when she shows up, it's your wife?
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Sound's like a bad 70's song.
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This song?
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laughlaugh
Go ahead if you want to be divorced,broke and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Does not matter to me.
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Karen?! Oh fuck...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1474497



The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?

No way she'll know. The way I look at it, no harm no foul.
What say you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1474497


but seriously no dude that's messed up
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08/21/2011 01:09 AM
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Re: The wife's away. Should I call a hooker?
awww don't do that to her.

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