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Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth - Bhaaahaaahaahahhahhaaaaaah

 
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Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth - Bhaaahaaahaahahhahhaaaaaah
[link to www.theonion.com]

Yes, it's the Onion but totally right on the money as usual.


"WASHINGTON—In a strong rebuke of President Obama and his domestic agenda, all 242 House Republicans voted Wednesday to repeal the Asteroid Destruction and American Preservation Act, which was signed into law last year to destroy the immense asteroid currently hurtling toward Earth.

The $440 billion legislation, which would send a dozen high-thrust plasma impactor probes to shatter the massive asteroid before it strikes the planet, would affect more than 300 million Americans and is strongly opposed by the GOP.

"The voters sent us to Washington to stand up for individual liberty, not big government," Rep. Steve King (R-IA) said at a press conference. "Obama's plan would take away citizens' fundamental freedoms, forcing each of us into hastily built concrete bunkers and empowering the federal government to ration our access to food, water, and potassium iodide tablets while underground."

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Re: Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth - Bhaaahaaahaahahhahhaaaaaah
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Right on the money!
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[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]
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Re: Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth - Bhaaahaaahaahahhahhaaaaaah
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Well, where is this Asteroid Defense Plan?
The repukes probably killed it while spending trillion$ on the Iraq clusterfuck.
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Re: Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth - Bhaaahaaahaahahhahhaaaaaah
If it was gonna hit washington, the check would be blank.
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If it was gonna hit washington

Now there's a good idea. Maybe put some magnets all around DC and suck that sucker right in.
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If it was gonna hit washington, the check would be blank.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1320646


Too short a time frame to do anything in time.

BLAMMO!!!

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