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User ID: 1498716 United States 08/23/2011 11:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly So here’s the news: audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans. I know there are many things in the Afghan culture that don’t seem normal to Americans and it’s hard to spend seven months working in someone else’s back yard. Still, the Marines I saw downrange are doing a pretty good job at trying to do the right thing around the Afghans. They’re not supposed to cuss because it could be misunderstood (that one goes out the window a lot). And they stay away from talking about politics, religion or girls because those topics could escalate into major disagreements (they can’t communicate anyway because of the language barrier). But farting? That’s practically a sport. Ok, it’s not soccer, but a good contest could open the door for cross-cultural exchanges, jokes and other gallows humor. [ link to militarytimes.com] Pearl Harbor was an inside job. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1517732 United States 08/23/2011 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly |
NWOINSURGENT
User ID: 1511061 United States 08/23/2011 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ I think Carlin talked about this; "the art of subterfuge" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1517847 United States 08/23/2011 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly with the military being full of gays now audible farting may not be a problem anymore |
Tawandaaaa
User ID: 1328412 United States 08/23/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Everybody knows that it's the silent ones that are deadly. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1323730 United States 08/23/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly *shakes head* ..... shitty |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1227147 United States 08/23/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly This is likely the final straw for the US Marines.
This will end in thousands of hungover, flatulent Devil Dogs marauding through the Afghan streets and crippling the population with ass gas.
Mark my words. The shit is about to hit the afghan. |
Taz
User ID: 1392825 United States 08/23/2011 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ I think Carlin talked about this; "the art of subterfuge" Quoting: NWOINSURGENT indeed: one must first let off a "test fart" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1505635 United States 08/24/2011 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly I guess they'll start serving them more beans. |
dookie stain User ID: 1404507 United States 08/24/2011 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly I fart in your general direction..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1471236 Canada 08/24/2011 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly
with the military being full of gays now audible farting may not be a problem anymore
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1517847 such poor taste, so politically incorrect, so insensitive, so, so, so true. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1418913 Australia 08/24/2011 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly is dealing in opium still permitted? |
CrazyJarhead (OP)
User ID: 1498716 United States 08/24/2011 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ Maybe they'll be issued silencers. Pearl Harbor was an inside job. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1517732 United States 08/24/2011 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ woman dont fart dude. dont even go there. |
Earth Daughter
User ID: 1517863 United States 08/24/2011 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly You do the one cheek sneak. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1037270 United States 08/24/2011 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly
so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ You mean really loud and then laughing like a mad woman? That's how I do it. Farts are hilarious, lmao. |
whoopteedoo
User ID: 1516816 United States 08/24/2011 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Are the Afghans also offended when their goats and camels fart? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1037270 United States 08/24/2011 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Are the Afghans also offended when their goats and camels fart?
Quoting: whoopteedoo They hate us for our free gases! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1151390 New Zealand 08/24/2011 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly These days everything is carried out in a SILENT mode. |
General Troll, US Shillitary
User ID: 1517871 United States 08/24/2011 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Damn. When I was in the Corps, we didn't care what came out of your ass, just as long as you didn't enjoy things moving in the opposite direction. "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
Umm User ID: 1517867 United States 08/24/2011 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly last I check an afghan was something i put over me when I was cold. It holds *in* the farts |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 772701 Canada 08/24/2011 12:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly |
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General Troll, US Shillitary
User ID: 1517871 United States 08/24/2011 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ Maybe they'll be issued silencers. Quoting: CrazyJarhead "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1517732 United States 08/24/2011 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Ive heard about this.
its called Operation Silent but deadly. |
SoupLover
User ID: 1504797 United States 08/24/2011 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly This came directly from Janet Napolitano at DHS. It's the new "Smell Something, Say Something" initiative. Multiculturalism has turned the "Great Melting Pot" into a cafeteria tray. |
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Curious Ted
User ID: 1517797 United States 08/24/2011 12:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly .
So here’s the news: audible farting has been banned for some Marines downrange because it offends the Afghans.
. Quoting: CrazyJarhead . Are beheadings and stonings still acceptable to the Afghans? Us backward Americans have so much to learn from our wise and civilized hosts ... |
CraigZea
User ID: 280988 United States 08/24/2011 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Everybody knows that it's the silent ones that are deadly.
Quoting: Tawandaaaa OMG this is the BEST!!! word. --z |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1517894 Australia 08/24/2011 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly Silent and invisible gases.. They won't even hear it coming..Scary stuff the military complex come up with these days.. |
General Troll, US Shillitary
User ID: 1517871 United States 08/24/2011 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly This came directly from Janet Napolitano at DHS. It's the new "Smell Something, Say Something" initiative.
Quoting: SoupLover "What you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." |
daisey
User ID: 1478709 United States 08/24/2011 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly so how do they stop it?
learn to fart like a woman?
that takes them years of practice I think
Quoting: ^TrInItY^ You know that some of us women can put you men to shame in that category.. "On Christ the solid Rock I stand! All other ground is sinking sand!" |
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