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Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple

 
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Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
Thanks for the memories, Steve.

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"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

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Thanks for the memories, Steve.

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think he's bugging out after the NE eq's?
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Yep, heading to the bunkers...
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Who is this Tim Cook guy?
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Time to head to safe place ( Deep, stocked up, secure)
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He is a sick man. It's sad.
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fake link. old prank resurfacing.
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No surprise..............hiding
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HAHAHAH. He was just hanging on long enough to crush HP. Hilarious.
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any other source ???
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cant find confirmation anywhere else
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I'm honestly surprised he hasn't stepped down before now considering his health over the past few years. He did take some extended leave because of it and I guess maybe he liked not having the stress of the job.
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Who is this Tim Cook guy?
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The Chief Operating Officer. Basically the guy that has been groomed to be the CEO of Apple since, at least, 2008.

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bsflag

fake link. old prank resurfacing!
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cant find confirmation anywhere else
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Let me help ya with that.

[link to finance.yahoo.com]

and

[link to finance.yahoo.com]

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fake link. old prank resurfacing.
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No, it's headline on CNN - no story yet, though. Just "breaking news."
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[link to finance.yahoo.com]
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No, it's headline on CNN - no story yet, though. Just "breaking news."
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My bad. Had checked google news, and nothing.. CNN does show it. Sorry OP!
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Thanks for the memories, Steve.

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He'll be back when you least expect it!
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fake link. old prank resurfacing.
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No, it's headline on CNN - no story yet, though. Just "breaking news."
 Quoting: Tawandaaaa


My bad. Had checked google news, and nothing.. CNN does show it. Sorry OP!
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No worries, mate!
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yes has cancer
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just broke on cnn
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mr jobs will not be with us for much longer.

hi i'll take your bunker, mr jobs!! i'll treat it like my own home. i promise.
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Just heard it on NBC Nightly News.
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As reported by forbes.com

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CNN has it!

The poop is going to hit the fan!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295351


Let me help ya with that.

[link to finance.yahoo.com]

and

[link to finance.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Beherenow


dang you're quick

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