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Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple

 
Anonymous Coward
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"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

AS I WILL NOW BE HEADING TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER.
 Quoting: lotusflowerinbloom


+100000

oligarchs will be hiding soon
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08/24/2011 06:48 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
who cares? only chumps buy apple shit
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
Thanks for the memories, Steve.

[link to www.zerohedge.com]
 Quoting: Beherenow


Keeping you in our prayers, Steve.
Cat's foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Blood rack barbed wire
Polititians' funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Death seed blind man's greed
Poets' starving children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.
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08/24/2011 06:50 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
And so it begins!

Steve is headed to his bunker!

hiding
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08/24/2011 06:52 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
everyone go short some apple stock! it's gonna TANNK!

or sell if you've got the shares :P
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08/24/2011 06:53 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
[link to blogs.wsj.com]


Resignation Letter
resist we much!
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08/24/2011 06:54 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
fake link. old prank resurfacing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1499962


Verify first Canucktard !
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08/24/2011 06:55 PM
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dumping apple stock...hopefully I get a good sell price
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"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

AS I WILL NOW BE HEADING TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER.
 Quoting: lotusflowerinbloom


What, like he couldn't be CEO from the safety of his underground bunker? I'm pretty sure he would have access to technologies like video conferencing...
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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08/24/2011 06:56 PM
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dumping apple stock...hopefully I get a good sell price
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1286515


Last I saw AAPL was halted, it will be interesting to see where it opens after the halt.
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08/24/2011 06:58 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
fake link. old prank resurfacing.
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08/24/2011 06:59 PM
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dumping apple stock...hopefully I get a good sell price
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1286515


Last I saw AAPL was halted, it will be interesting to see where it opens after the halt.
 Quoting: Beherenow


Trading again. Apple down 6.29%

[link to www.nasdaq.com]
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
fake link. old prank resurfacing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1499962


Reuters has the story,just read it
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08/24/2011 06:59 PM
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Uh ohhiding
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08/24/2011 07:00 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
[link to finance.fortune.cnn.com]
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08/24/2011 07:03 PM
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hf
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
so it begins to the bunker...

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sep is it. obama and steve will be playing golf together in their bunkers laughing/abombeqbushfingoyesbuttoridinochangeodance
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08/24/2011 07:05 PM
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Will we get Flash now?
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08/24/2011 07:06 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
Thanks for the memories, Steve.

[link to www.zerohedge.com]
 Quoting: Beherenow


As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


They always use words like "execute" when something dramatic is about to happen. Why not use the words "Carry out the plan" or "Follow the plan" or something more docile. Execute just carries such a strong and negative tone to it.
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08/24/2011 07:07 PM
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my iMac rocks, signed MSCE.
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Apple currently Trading at $355.60, down ~$20.00
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08/24/2011 07:08 PM
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He probably resigned due to the fact that his mobile iPhone market share is now history with Android topping the market and Google buying Motorola.
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08/24/2011 07:08 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
Last piece in Apple's management falls, so the corporation comes into full Big Brother control.

Apple died sometime around Y2K, and I still don't understand all these people with Powerbooks and iPhones... these things are government tools used against YOU.

GNU Linux is the present, and the future.
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08/24/2011 07:08 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
umm MSCE, sorry smoking
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
:(

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Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 08/24/2011 07:09 PM
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08/24/2011 07:09 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
He is a sick man. It's sad.
 Quoting: Blonde Mom


BS he is sick. one of the richest men in the world does not have access to PROPER HEALTH CARE??!?! I dont mean the 'health care' we get at the doctors. I mean real information about cancer cures ( B17, sodium bicarbonate etc)

were supposed to swallow that tripe?????

FUCK OFF STEVE and YOUR SHITTY ASS 'drink the kool-aid' company which I will NEVER buy anything from!

Last Edited by Matrix-V on 08/24/2011 07:10 PM
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08/24/2011 07:10 PM
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I think the earthquake threw him over the top. Looks like hes buggin out too.
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08/24/2011 07:11 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

AS I WILL NOW BE HEADING TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER.
 Quoting: lotusflowerinbloom


You're illogical. What about Bill Gates and all the other billionaire CEOs. Why haven't they announced their resignation?
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08/24/2011 07:12 PM
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you people are jackasses... its his illness.


of course you will call me a shill or think it is a giant cover for an incoming alien invasion behind a comet which will impact earth after a devastating cat 6 NYC oil hurricane during 9.9 earthquake from the yellowstone eruption overshadowed by the mega tsunami from the canary islands and california sinkage.
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08/24/2011 07:13 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
He is a sick man. It's sad.
 Quoting: Blonde Mom


BS he is sick. one of the richest men in the world does not have access to PROPER HEALTH CARE??!?! I dont mean the 'health care' we get at the doctors. I mean real information about cancer cures ( B17, sodium bicarbonate etc)

were supposed to swallow that tripe?????

FUCK OFF STEVE and YOUR SHITTY ASS 'drink the kool-aid' company which I will NEVER buy anything from!
 Quoting: Matrix-V


you are an idiot

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