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Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 08:20 PM
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Affect the stock market tomorrow?????
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08/24/2011 08:21 PM
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He is a sick man. It's sad.
 Quoting: Blonde Mom


BS he is sick. one of the richest men in the world does not have access to PROPER HEALTH CARE??!?! I dont mean the 'health care' we get at the doctors. I mean real information about cancer cures ( B17, sodium bicarbonate etc)

were supposed to swallow that tripe?????

FUCK OFF STEVE and YOUR SHITTY ASS 'drink the kool-aid' company which I will NEVER buy anything from!
 Quoting: Matrix-V


no wonder the government wants to lock up you conspiracy people. want to talk about delusional........

you make fun of sheep because you crazies are stuck in your own fantasy world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999224


a fantasy world were anti neoplastens cure agressive cancers

9\11 was an inside job

and clinton, bush and obama work for the rothchilds
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 08:30 PM
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All your Launch Detected are belong to Nuclear..
 Quoting: skynet144


/STFU idiot.
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/;]
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Steve is a Gentleman..
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 08:41 PM
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"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

AS I WILL NOW BE HEADING TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER.
 Quoting: lotusflowerinbloom


You're illogical. What about Bill Gates and all the other billionaire CEOs. Why haven't they announced their resignation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1384094


I agree with you, but fyi, Bill Gates is no longer CEO of Microsoft.
 Quoting: Beherenow


Damn. I should really brush up my knowledge of things and stuff.
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08/24/2011 08:41 PM

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"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

AS I WILL NOW BE HEADING TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER.
 Quoting: lotusflowerinbloom


LOL That's the first thing I thought of too.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
Mindgamez

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08/24/2011 08:45 PM
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There all going to start to go now. All the elite's will soon start diapering. Now we know that something is definitely going down than.
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 08:47 PM
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how can a billionaire be sick? Just throw 500 million at a firm to make you better again. For example, you give Dean Kamen 200 million and I guarantee you'll have a shiny new artificial pancreas in 3 months.
Monadnock

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08/24/2011 08:51 PM
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Illness and was a matter of time.
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08/24/2011 08:53 PM
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...just in time for the jobster to get settled into his billion dollar bunker
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08/24/2011 09:03 PM
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Great now iPhones and iPads can have Flash !
Michael
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08/24/2011 09:10 PM
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you people are jackasses... its his illness.


of course you will call me a shill or think it is a giant cover for an incoming alien invasion behind a comet which will impact earth after a devastating cat 6 NYC oil hurricane during 9.9 earthquake from the yellowstone eruption overshadowed by the mega tsunami from the canary islands and california sinkage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 999224


cruise

Man, I have never seen so much doom in one paragraph!
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 09:13 PM
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I'm shorting Apple tomorrow... next year Apple will file Bankruptcy and I'll be a millionaire!!!!

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whoopteedoo

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08/24/2011 09:17 PM
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So much for the elites having secret cancer cures...
owatha

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08/24/2011 09:22 PM
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Will we get Flash now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1519040


I hope so, my ipad is useless other than to stream netfliz only.
owatha

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08/24/2011 09:23 PM
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There all going to start to go now. All the elite's will soon start diapering. Now we know that something is definitely going down than.
 Quoting: Mindgamez


They better stock up on some depends then if they're going to be diapering each other.
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 09:24 PM
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big fat hairy deal whatever
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08/24/2011 09:25 PM
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Hell, you would think Jesus was resigning His job as Christ!
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08/24/2011 09:27 PM
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There all going to start to go now. All the elite's will soon start diapering. Now we know that something is definitely going down than.
 Quoting: Mindgamez


They better stock up on some depends then if they're going to be diapering each other.
 Quoting: owatha


Oprah, Couric, Jobs, Prime Minister Japan, Mubarak, Gaddafi, Osama....

Curiouser and curiouser.
Through honesty, we make peace.
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08/24/2011 09:28 PM
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I hate Apple!! But now that Jobs is gone I just might get one!!
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08/24/2011 09:30 PM
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Hopefully Jobs will give his life to Jesus Christ and go to heaven instead of going to hell. There is not one single computer in hell. Not even one PC exist down in the center of the Earth where everybody will hear you scream and holler and agonize in those tormenting fires!!
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08/24/2011 09:31 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
There all going to start to go now. All the elite's will soon start diapering. Now we know that something is definitely going down than.
 Quoting: Mindgamez


They better stock up on some depends then if they're going to be diapering each other.
 Quoting: owatha


Oprah, Couric, Jobs, Prime Minister Japan, Mubarak, Gaddafi, Osama....

Curiouser and curiouser.
 Quoting: humuhumunukuapuaa


So what is the deal with this?

Is it good?
Is it bad?
 Quoting: deeznutz
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 09:32 PM
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Sent from my HTC EVO4g custom rom custom kernel. Can Apple say that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1519123


No but they can say their products dont come preloaded with junkware and other forms of crapware and nor do their apps.

Sent from my opinion.
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 09:37 PM
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"I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come..."

AS I WILL NOW BE HEADING TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER.
 Quoting: lotusflowerinbloom



That caught me off guard... and then I couldn't stop laughing!! Great one!

Unfortunately for him, he is not going into a bunker. He has been looking very ill for a while (considering he has been ill). I hope he has a bit of time left to focus on family... and not a damn company - you can't take it with you.
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 09:47 PM
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fake link. old prank resurfacing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1499962


Not fake: [link to www.foxbusiness.com]
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2011 09:53 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
They can run, but they can't hide. They will be begging for the rocks to fall(hide) on them. Oh, yes! They can't hide from the Master!
Dutch32

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08/24/2011 09:59 PM
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Whoa I think this might actually be legit:
[link to www.businessweek.com]
"As for me, all I know is that I know nothing."
-Socrates
Prime Merlinian
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08/24/2011 10:08 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
Introducing Apple's latest innovation - the iQuit!
Jason Born

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08/24/2011 10:13 PM
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Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as CEO of Apple
And so it begins!

Steve is headed to his bunker!

hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1091410


Steve is headed to his bunker 6 feet under. Pool guy built an empire and he won't be able to enjoy it in his old age.
Is this proof that wifi/cell phones cause cancer?
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08/24/2011 10:14 PM
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Introducing Apple's latest innovation - the iQuit!
 Quoting: Prime Merlinian 1519265


707..
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08/24/2011 10:25 PM
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So much for the elites having secret cancer cures...
 Quoting: whoopteedoo


I wonder how Michael Douglas was cure of stage 4 throat cancer?

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