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---Hurricane Irene Limerick thread - Cause its Breaking like the Wind!!!!

 
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That got pinned - seriously there is something wrong with the forum - this has to be the best thread of the day...

angryface
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As for that poll...

Occasionally, but only after an initial toilet paper wipe or two...

buttflushpoopsfanfight
 Quoting: BeginAgain


you forgot:

shitstream
 Quoting: Astrochik









Reminds me of a limerick...


Ah yes,

The projectile defecating emoticon,

is a most disturbing phenomenon.

How he conjures distaste,

with his bodily waste,

cannot be described with my lexicon.


Sorry, not Irene related. LOL
 Quoting: BeginAgain
you should give up the medical career and be a comedian...

Last Edited by Astrochik on 08/28/2011 04:27 AM
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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Go To Baby Wipes Poll
Moran, Shill and Troll

Doomtards will simply ignore it

we wont argue fight or cuss
we won't raise a fuss

cause the Captain is standing BEHIND us.

whatever
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beginagain you slay me!!!
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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you should give up the medical career and be a comedian...

Already did. There's no way I could have finished out 1st year while battling a divorce. Plus, now I have to pay child support and alimony! That's why I'm moving to San Diego to get a job. I'm thinking of going back to focusing on a law degree, even if I have to do it online (which you can do in CA and still take the Bar, fortunately). Dad and brother are ambulance chasers in Vegas. haha!
"Rocky... Road?"
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I gotta give you come credit, son

You may not be Thomas Edison

But I'm laughing all night

from the poems that you write

and that is the very best medicine...
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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beginagain you slay me!!!
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Slaying is what I do best,

like with dragons, whoosh!, sword through the chest!

But I digress, I am tame,

and in truth rather lame,

but who doesn't enjoy a good jest?

"Rocky... Road?"
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I gotta give you come credit, son

You may not be Thomas Edison

But I'm laughing all night

from the poems that you write

and that is the very best medicine...
 Quoting: Astrochik


I bet Quizzie and the rest are about to turn on us for hijacking this thread for the second time today! Hahahah
"Rocky... Road?"
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you should give up the medical career and be a comedian...

Already did. There's no way I could have finished out 1st year while battling a divorce. Plus, now I have to pay child support and alimony! That's why I'm moving to San Diego to get a job. I'm thinking of going back to focusing on a law degree, even if I have to do it online (which you can do in CA and still take the Bar, fortunately). Dad and brother are ambulance chasers in Vegas. haha!
 Quoting: BeginAgain


well you certainly have a lot on your plate...

i hope you're not irish...

You know why there are so few Irish lawyers, right?

They have a hard time passing the Bar...

cheers

rimshot
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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beginagain you slay me!!!
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Slaying is what I do best,

like with dragons, whoosh!, sword through the chest!

But I digress, I am tame,

and in truth rather lame,

but who doesn't enjoy a good jest?

 Quoting: BeginAgain


a very quick wit...

I'm sure quizzy would be enjoying this but surely he's already in bed - being on the east coast it's 4:30 there...
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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Thanks for making this so much fun tonight. Great talents you both! See ya later gotta sleep now...East Coaster...
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Your thread's auto-pinned if you're Trinity

To him pins just have an affinity

Because he owns the forum

and determines decorum

and thereby enjoys his divinity...
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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Thanks for making this so much fun tonight. Great talents you both! See ya later gotta sleep now...East Coaster...
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I thought I stayed up late - good night/morning - if Irene is too much of a dud, we'll have to morph the thread into something more all-purpose maybe...

yawn
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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you should give up the medical career and be a comedian...

Already did. There's no way I could have finished out 1st year while battling a divorce. Plus, now I have to pay child support and alimony! That's why I'm moving to San Diego to get a job. I'm thinking of going back to focusing on a law degree, even if I have to do it online (which you can do in CA and still take the Bar, fortunately). Dad and brother are ambulance chasers in Vegas. haha!
 Quoting: BeginAgain


well you certainly have a lot on your plate...

i hope you're not irish...

You know why there are so few Irish lawyers, right?

They have a hard time passing the Bar...

cheers

rimshot
 Quoting: Astrochik



ba-dum-bum-ka-shh hahaha my attempt at transliterating the "rimshot" emoticon lol
"Rocky... Road?"
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Thanks for making this so much fun tonight. Great talents you both! See ya later gotta sleep now...East Coaster...
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Good night then! Stay safe!
"Rocky... Road?"
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Thanks for making this so much fun tonight. Great talents you both! See ya later gotta sleep now...East Coaster...
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I thought I stayed up late - good night/morning - if Irene is too much of a dud, we'll have to morph the thread into something more all-purpose maybe...

yawn
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Then we can mozy over to my Doom Poets' Society thread I created yesterday and resurrect it perhaps?
"Rocky... Road?"
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Thread: ***OFFICIAL DOOM POETS' SOCIETY THREAD!!! Any topic as long as its DOOM***
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I either do limericks or do poetry "to the tune of" some popular song....

Have you read any of WilliamBanzai7's stuff?

His are pretty funny - not doom but political

[link to www.williambanzai.blogspot.com]

he posts on zerohedge all the time.
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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did you leave astrochick? you lightweight!
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never read his stuff, no. ive never even written any poetry since right after high school, let alone read any. i'll have to check his work out though if you recommend it.
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i've got writer's block
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Godlike Productions is one of my addictions

There are new threads for all my convictions

I browse through the doom

Right here in my room

And read all the doomer's predictions
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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There once was a storm named Irene
The press, hype and doom hit the scene
Rain, wind and thunder
Wreak havoc asunder
Who needs "R" when the news is obscene
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Good morning all!

On this remarkable thread you will find
doom poems from GLP's most creative minds

willing to smack imminent doom down?
post a limerick and stick around!



ahhh

Postnote to Irene: a tree branch fell down in my yard last night!! had to pick it up with my bare hands!! It was sooo breezy too! Doom on!
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Irene was a storm out for blood
Destroying the coast with a flood
Forcasted a killer
She wasn't a thriller
As hurricanes go, she's a dud

Have a good day.

Truther :-)
...and the truth shall set you free.
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there was the Weather Channel so keen
flood doom the likes that you'd never seen
well I don't give a *uck
'cause I swim like a duck
said the NY'r to the cane Irene
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hurricane irene was at best

our government's idea of a jest

but their steadfast reputation

for over-regulation

has still not been put to the test
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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Astro and Truther we are starting the day right!!
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And a idiot named NUTRAMAC who keeps spilling fear mongering BS on his pinned thread, that deletes and bans people with differing opinions, guess he looks like the ass now.
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Thread: ==== === == = WHAT IF??? = == === ==== they used IRENE AS A WAY TO ==== === == = PUT IN PLACE = == === ==== THE INFRASTRUCTURE ===

I was getting ready to write a new limerick and it occurred to me...

Somebody already one-starrred it - I have hit a nerve!!!
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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Stay away from MSM generated Irene dread
It'll play havoc with real doom in your head
the replies are so banal
the outlook so anal
re-visit the Baby Wipes thread instead!

Better yet keep this thread alive. ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!


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