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Message Subject >>>>Sustainable Living PLUS Canning and Dehydrating Food<<<<
Poster Handle Nine's
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Awww, Mama, you're just so sweet. It's going to be a lucky dog that finds a home with you. OK, we'll talk dogs.

Darn dogs anyway. Have to sweep all the time and keep them brushed. They stir up dust. Have to take them out in the freezing cold so they don't meet up with the night wildlife. Slopping through the snow and slush, tracking in mud, eating like pigs, always wanting to play ball. Flopping it in your lap, flinging it around the room. Drinking water and drooling about a cup as they walk away from the bowl. Having to hide your car keys so they don't flop them in your lap wanting a car ride, setting off the car alarm in the process. Staring at you while you shower.

Better now? dogpile
 Quoting: Nine's

Interesting...that smilie is titled "dogpile"!! Nine's quit exaggerating! Anyway, you forgot about the times they won't go outside, because of the weather and they do their business in the house. Don't let it rain for days at a time! Hahaha
 Quoting: Texan Buckeye

Ha, the only exaggeration is the cup of water TB. It might only be a half cup....just seems like more. peace
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