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I work on a "big oil" tanker *ask me a question*

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/28/2011 04:22 AM
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What are your countermeasures or defense against pirates?
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when I worked with a different company and we sailed over to africa we had a security detachment on board 4 guys (I think they were British mercs, cool as hell.)

we had our own M4s and shotguns.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 04:22 AM
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Have you seen the gigantic garbage/plastic patches in the pacific? How big are they really?
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08/28/2011 04:25 AM
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About 5 minutes ago, I was sitting in my chair and I could feel a throbbing sensation in my pants. I decided to reach down and I found this crusty purplish red tentacle thing. I thought it may have been my micro penis finally coming of age, but I couldn't be sure I was a man, or if it was simply a dragon baby. I called up my uncle and he told me Dragon's haven't been around my area for a long time. I sighed and apologized for waking him up during his hugging time with his husband - I'm not sure what that is actually, but I heard some strange noises on the line.

A bit later, I decided to get up and pace around in circles, contemplating on what that disgusting thing was in my pants staring up at me. I lit a cigarette and came on GLP to see if I should bring my tomatoes in - I was worried for their ultimate safety. After reading a motivational thread about Ron Paul; I opened my pants up again and saw one giant small circular eye looking straight up at me, with a blank stare. "I found you!" I exclaimed, ready to take a video for proof. It was emotionless and rigid. I asked it what it wanted from me and the abomination didn't have the decency to reply, or perhaps it didn't speak my language. I couldn't tell what I was dealing with. Terrestrial or extra terrestrial...

I don't know, therefore Alien - I thought to myself. Since global warming has been such a problem, I came to the conclusion this entity was a threat to mankind and I didn't want any part of it, nor did my precious tomatoes. I tried choking it and pulling it off but it just shot a strange slimy goo in my face and retreated. Coward. I won the battle, but the war has only begun.

Unfortunately, I must have cut myself when I was eating a tomato because there was tomato and blood juice all over my goo-stained face. I took off my grandmaster Mason ring, and washed my hands, signaling the shadow government to go ahead with plan B.

Since I'm a total loser and my only friends are my tomatoes, I figured the only answer was to come on GLP and ask someone to help me with my alien problem. (It must be.) Just so happens, here's the perfect thread.

Thanks - good luck with your reptile. Don't let him squirt on your face. It's smelly.
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WTF...is this like Mad Libs GLP version?! lol
Every "saint" has a past and every "sinner" has a future :)
sailor
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08/28/2011 07:38 AM
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You are a fake and moron. I sailed for 21 years, 12 years on tankers and 4 years as captain on a tanker. You may have lots of folks fooled becuase few people know anything about the merchant marine; but you don't have me fooled
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/28/2011 10:36 AM
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You are a fake and moron. I sailed for 21 years, 12 years on tankers and 4 years as captain on a tanker. You may have lots of folks fooled becuase few people know anything about the merchant marine; but you don't have me fooled
 Quoting: sailor 1335270


hey "sailor" you are an idiot. First of all I'm going to the bridge right now to go steer. second, what have I said that sounds like I'm faking it?

I get off this ship in three days and am bored as fuck thats why I started this thread.

oh and I have one question for you, "what 'captian' calls themselves a sailor"

think about it.

a "sailor" is another word for an unlicensed crew member, not a fucking captain. If I was a captain I wouldn't be going around calling myself a "sailor"

I'm just saying.
Anonymous Coward
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12/23/2012 05:28 AM
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ask away.
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I've been a chief cook for sea food industry 10 plus years, I have twic card mmd passport stew class where can I go to fine work? And what does the cook make per trip.
george
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01/09/2013 09:24 AM
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hi there! my name is George.iwanna know how long is the contract to work on an oil tanker and how much do you earn per month,are there it any IT jobs on a tanker and any unskilled jobs on an oil tanker.
George
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01/09/2013 09:28 AM
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hi there my name is George.i wanna know how long is a contract,to work on an oil tanker and whether there are any IT jobs and unskilled work on an oil tanker. my email address is langageorge@gmail.com
dencraigers

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01/09/2013 09:40 AM
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my friend is an oil broker and can supply crude oil from indonesia. would you happen to know any buyers? or prospective buyers that i can contact?
dencraigers

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01/09/2013 09:42 AM
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05/02/2013 04:52 PM
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I'm 58 years old and looking for a new career. I've had the idea of working on an oil tanker for a long while. Is it too late for me, if I follow the procedure you've outlined?
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05/02/2013 05:13 PM
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I've been a chief cook for sea food industry 10 plus years, I have twic card mmd passport stew class where can I go to fine work? And what does the cook make per trip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30697192


THE COOK MAKES FOOD, DUH!!! If you don't even know that, maybe you aren't a real cook????
simo
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07/25/2013 11:41 AM
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ask away.
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hi is it possible to work on a oil tanker as kitchen steward? if yes how to apply
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09/15/2013 10:40 PM
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hello my name is edmilson i have angolan and portuguese nationality have no experience at all how do i do to work for an oil tanker starting from the bottom
thanks

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