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I was raped by large reptile like being.

 
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I was raped by large reptile like being.
A couple nights ago, I was throwing some raccoons into a furnace, like usual for cold nights here in Anchorage. Anyways, when I went to bed, I remember having a short dream about fighting king kong with a giant fly swatter. Since I live absolutely alone and I have no friends, I don't see the need to lock my door. Anyways, at about 3am I woke up, and I felt something slithering up my spine. At first I didn't even process there was something there, but then when I turned and looked I saw two red eyes, and green moist looking skin. This being had really sharp teeth. He tied my arms and threw me on the ground. He arched my back and proceeded to put something inside of my anus, it felt cold and moist. After about 3 hours, I felt an odd liquid entering my anus, and it came out of my mouth. I passed out, that's all I remember after this. (I wasn't startled at first because I thought my dogs vibrator was on my bed)
please, if you've had a similar experience, please tell me how you coped with it...it is very traumatizing and my imaginary friends keep laughing at me...plz help
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08/28/2011 03:43 AM
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I also forgot to mention that it is the first time, and last time it's ever happened. its been so horrible...everytime i see a small lizard or something i freak out and my anus begins to pulse...i feel really scared and its worse since im so alone except for my dog but he's been dead for 9 years...plz someone help me or something
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
See we need a GLP hall of fame for these kinds of threads.
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08/28/2011 03:44 AM
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
OMG A one eyed VIPER!!!
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
See we need a GLP hall of fame for these kinds of threads.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313350


please help me....i think i might be going crazy because my imaginary friends can actually turn things on in my house
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08/28/2011 03:44 AM
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godzilla
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HAHAHAHAHAH. clappa
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
OMG A one eyed VIPER!!!
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you gobble many of those daily.
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godzilla
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...why would you do that? im so scared right now and i think im sweating through my anus
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08/28/2011 03:46 AM
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So you were throwing raccoons in a furnace and your dog has a vibrator....OhhhhhKKKK.
"Buy the ticket, take the ride."
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See we need a GLP hall of fame for these kinds of threads.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313350


please help me....i think i might be going crazy because my imaginary friends can actually turn things on in my house
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


that means they are real and not imaginary.

pump2
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
So you were throwing raccoons in a furnace and your dog has a vibrator....OhhhhhKKKK.
 Quoting: ObeyTheOctopus


its not a vibrator for sexual satisfaction, its a vibrator for massages and i sometimes use it for my anus because the hairs become tangled inside the hole and i have to massage the soreness
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
See we need a GLP hall of fame for these kinds of threads.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313350


please help me....i think i might be going crazy because my imaginary friends can actually turn things on in my house
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


that means they are real and not imaginary.

pump2
 Quoting: Light Crown


plz dont say that im really scared..
xen

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go see a priest and after he rapes you it'll be clear if it was him the first time. find one who looks like a goanna
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
Did you like it?
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go see a priest and after he rapes you it'll be clear if it was him the first time. find one who looks like a goanna
 Quoting: xen


i live in a very remote lodge...i wouldnt know where to find a priest
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
Did you like it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215208


idk
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
See we need a GLP hall of fame for these kinds of threads.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313350


please help me....i think i might be going crazy because my imaginary friends can actually turn things on in my house
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


that means they are real and not imaginary.

pump2
 Quoting: Light Crown


plz dont say that im really scared..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


lolsign
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
Did you like it?
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idk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


Then go with it til you can decide lol
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
when i was younger my father used to put peanut butter in my anus so i could walk like a fool all day, he'd call it the walk of shame. i think it was weird cause the next day it would all be gone
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08/28/2011 03:52 AM
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
when i was younger my father used to put peanut butter in my anus so i could walk like a fool all day, he'd call it the walk of shame. i think it was weird cause the next day it would all be gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


the point is it didnt hurt too much becuase ive had all sorts of things inserted in my anus by my imaginary friends before, but this thing was a reptile like lizard and it traumatized me...........
JoanofArc

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08/28/2011 03:52 AM
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s226
whatever
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08/28/2011 03:53 AM
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
im so scarred right now i think im going to move in with my friend
Gabriel Angelos

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08/28/2011 03:53 AM
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
This is called Schizophrenia.
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08/28/2011 03:55 AM
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
i live in a very remote lodge...i wouldnt know where to find a priest
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755



in that case pray to godzilla for mercy on your anus

Last Edited by xen on 08/28/2011 03:56 AM
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:gonzo1:gonzo2
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
This is called Schizophrenia.
 Quoting: Gabriel Angelos


i dont have schizophrenia...these imaginary friends came to me ever since i joined a satanic cult. they protect me
Gabriel Angelos

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This is called Schizophrenia.
 Quoting: Gabriel Angelos


i dont have schizophrenia...these imaginary friends came to me ever since i joined a satanic cult. they protect me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


They protect you by raping ?

Sorry but whole story smells attentionwhoreing.

Last Edited by Gabriel Angelos on 08/28/2011 03:57 AM
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damned
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
This is called Schizophrenia.
 Quoting: Gabriel Angelos


i dont have schizophrenia...these imaginary friends came to me ever since i joined a satanic cult. they protect me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


They protect you by raping ?

Sorry but whole story smells attentionwhoreing.
 Quoting: Gabriel Angelos


its the cost of protection. kind of like a mafia extorting businesses
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Re: I was raped by large reptile like being.
when i was younger my father used to put peanut butter in my anus so i could walk like a fool all day, he'd call it the walk of shame. i think it was weird cause the next day it would all be gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1420755


wtf
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