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good resons why jesus is fake anyone?

 
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
jesus sucked, he was arrogant and judgemental. he surrounded himself with the wrong crowd and im glad they killed off that character and sent him into space.
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
1st bvious reason why Jesus is fake is that God is a Great Spirit of the Universe, not a man like Jesus.

2nd - It is not reasonable or justice that a man can sacrifice himself and thereby absolve the whole word of responsibility for the way they live their lives and treat others.

As Captain Picard noted on Star Trek - The universe could not be that badly designed.
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It's a Mexican name. No jews were ever named Jesus.
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It's a Mexican name. No jews were ever named Jesus.
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Jesus wasn't a Jew.
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Maybe this is it?

Just plain weird!

[link to www.youtube.com]

Edit; Yep, thats what came up full screen W/ glp.com add.
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nice lol, does anyone got something directly from the bible that contradicts himself?
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lol you got issues man.
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It's a Mexican name. No jews were ever named Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512799


It's a Mexican name. No jews were ever named Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512799


Jesus wasn't a Jew.
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The bible said he was so, it must be true!!!
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05/18/2012 01:31 AM
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Jesus is real. He is my cousin and we played basketball and watched the Avengers the other day.
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of course not. there isn't
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It's a Mexican name. No jewish people were ever named Jesus.
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It's a Mexican name. No jewish people were ever named Jesus.
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Jesus wasn't a jewish.
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The bible said he was so, it must be true!!!
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Silly. The name has been translated into several languages. It is 'Yashua' in Hebrew, Jesus in Greek. the Mexicans and the English speaking people use Jesus.

the best translation for us would really be Joshua.
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
1st bvious reason why Jesus is fake is that God is a Great Spirit of the Universe, not a man like Jesus.

2nd - It is not reasonable or justice that a man can sacrifice himself and thereby absolve the whole word of responsibility for the way they live their lives and treat others.

As Captain Picard noted on Star Trek - The universe could not be that badly designed.
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Followers of Jesus claim that evil came to earth via one man, (Adam) and the consequences of that one man's error then had to be suffered by the entire human race.

If you look at it this way, then it does seem fair that one man's sacrifice can put the scale back to even.

With 'sin' in the world, men could not have victory over the evil that ruled them in the way they lived their lives and treated others.

In this way, Jesus so to speak, was victorious over evil when He died on the cross.
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The whole Nazareth thing is a give away. It never existed. He was apparently a Nasorene which was a sort of religious, pseudo gorilla chestwig type affair, and that got corrupted into jesus of nazareth for some obscure, albeit political reason.
The thing about christianity is that it requires no proof. Faith is the only prerequisite and any reasoning is deemed to be the devil's work so it's a complete no brainer.
It's soul food for the inept, the lonely, the frightened and the masses. It's fantasy that can be indulged in without much opposition.
It is organised (?) and orchestrated delusion at it's most base and yet it appeals to the timid in a way that cannot be understood by those who are not taken in by it.
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
as to your first point, the Great Spirit, etc.

God had to enter the human race in order to bring balance back. Yes, He is a great spirit, but the point is that He can do anything He wants, including taking on the form of a man, in order to visit.
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The whole Nazareth thing is a give away. It never existed. He was apparently a Nasorene which was a sort of religious, pseudo gorilla chestwig type affair, and that got corrupted into jesus of nazareth for some obscure, albeit political reason.
The thing about christianity is that it requires no proof. Faith is the only prerequisite and any reasoning is deemed to be the devil's work so it's a complete no brainer.
It's soul food for the inept, the lonely, the frightened and the masses. It's fantasy that can be indulged in without much opposition.
It is organised (?) and orchestrated delusion at it's most base and yet it appeals to the timid in a way that cannot be understood by those who are not taken in by it.
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That is absurd. There is plenty of archeology going on in Israel, in Jordan and all over the Middle East. We keep getting more and more confirmation of the live of Jesus.
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05/18/2012 01:50 AM
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There are books written by the church fathers for example, Barnabas, that is currently residing in the Greek Orthodox church in Jerusalem. You could probably google the PBS special I saw on the book. It is proven authentic by Archeology Today. You could probably find the spread done on this book and also on the Jordan Codex online.
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05/18/2012 01:56 AM
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People want him to be true, realise there s NO way to prove his existence (both past and present) and will resort to any means to find such 'proof'. If you want anything in life to be true you'll find a way so I say let them have it. It doesn't make any difference to reality and is all just farcical bullshit designed to obscure the truth. And it's as boring as hell!
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There are books written by the church fathers for example, Barnabas, that is currently residing in the Greek Orthodox church in Jerusalem. You could probably google the PBS special I saw on the book. It is proven authentic by Archeology Today. You could probably find the spread done on this book and also on the Jordan Codex online.
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There is a documentary on Netflix, it interviewed retired priest from the Vatican that pretty much believe that all this is nonsense and that there is no proof and that the bible shouldn't be taken literally.
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Jesus is a made up fixture passed on through different times and places of the world all based on the patterns of the sun. Such as his 12 disciples, they are translated to the constellation that many early days people saw at night. and in the winter, the sun rises and sets low in the horizon(during December) and on the 24, it's at the lowest point, and on the 25 of December, the sun starts to rise. therefore explaining the "birth of Jesus" you can say this is all a coincedence but if you look back at all the other different forms of Jesus such as Moses or Joseph or Hmurous and Horus of egypt, they all have the same traits. BOOM
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
OP, Jesus never existed. The only reason you don't know this for yourself is you don't know where to look at the historical sources that will confirm this.

Christianity began right after Roman Emperor Titus conquered Jerusalem and burned the temple.

Apollonius of Tyana (Paul of Tarsus), a seer, who predicted Titus would rule, praised him for not killing all the Jewish people.

Josephus was a Jewish General who helped Titus bring order to Judea under Roman rule. In return, Josephus was adopted by Titus. Josephus' own writing "War of the Jews" is a part of the Bible. He is not a valid source for the existence of Jesus because Josephus helped create Christianity.

Then later in 325 a.d., a relative of Titus by the name of Constantine brought two gods together. (H)esus of Gaul and Krishna of India to create Jesus Christ. He threw in the story of Yeshu Son of Stada Son of Panther (linking Yeshu to the God Bacchus). Why? Because Yeshu was a reformer of the Jews which is just what Rome wanted to do. Reform them under the official Roman religion of Christianity.

All of the churches of Mithras, an Iranian/Roman God, were then converted into churches of Jesus Christ.

And that, my friend, is the true story of Jesus and Christianity.

In Summary, the authors of Christianity are as follows in order of importance.

Vespasian (God the Father)

Titus (God the Son)

Josephus (Joseph of Arimathea)

Apollonius of Tyana (Paul of Tarsus) -- Probably the writer of Revelation (really a book of prophecy and astrology), upon which all New Testament books are based on.

Damas, scribe of Apollonius (Thomas)

Lucius Mestrius Plutarcus (Luke)

Yeshu Son of Stada (Jesus)

Yeshu's followers Matai, Nekai, Netzer, Buni, and Todah

Meriamne I, wife of Harod the Great(Mary Mother of Jesus)

Meriamne's two sons, Alexandros and Aristobulus(Jesus and Judas, twin sons of Mary)

Mero Magda, Ethiopian Great Mother-Goddess Queen(Mary Magdalene)

Other important authors of Christianity..
Marcion of Sinope
Irenaeus
Polycarp

If you really want to know, check out Xoroaster's series on YouTube.
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Shawn Weed has a message for the OP and all others who doubt God and Jesus Christ! You won't be laughing if you don't repent. You'll be crying like a baby!

You can die anytime so remember what's coming for you if you don't wake up!

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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
does anyone have any obvious reasons?
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The reason is because everyone forgot what Jesus was and just believe what a black book is saying now as it was rewritten many times.
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
1st bvious reason why Jesus is fake is that God is a Great Spirit of the Universe, not a man like Jesus.

2nd - It is not reasonable or justice that a man can sacrifice himself and thereby absolve the whole word of responsibility for the way they live their lives and treat others.

As Captain Picard noted on Star Trek - The universe could not be that badly designed.
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Jesus did not sacrifice himself, God sacrificed his son.
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
This thread could be easily rewritten as "good reasons Thor never existed" or "good reasons aphrodite is fake"

There's no evidence to suggest any of them exist outside of their respective works of fiction.
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Shawn Weed has a message for the OP and all others who doubt God and Jesus Christ! You won't be laughing if you don't repent. You'll be crying like a baby!

You can die anytime so remember what's coming for you if you don't wake up!


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^Anyone wondering if Christians are amoral sociopaths, here's your sign.
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Re: good resons why jesus is fake anyone?
Shawn Weed has a message for the OP and all others who doubt God and Jesus Christ! You won't be laughing if you don't repent. You'll be crying like a baby!

You can die anytime so remember what's coming for you if you don't wake up!


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LMAO, slave to the JEW.5a

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