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How do I become a member of the Illuminati?

 
THE WANKER
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How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Well?
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09/25/2005 07:40 PM
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l33t
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path..."
Anonymous Coward
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09/25/2005 07:40 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Just go to their headquarters and request an application.

Duuhhhh...
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09/25/2005 07:42 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
sell your soul to the highest bidder
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09/25/2005 07:42 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Just do it. My fiancé and I have dinner for free in their friends´ restaurants. Being an Illuminatus rewards!

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THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 07:43 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Where are there headquarters 15142?
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09/25/2005 07:46 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
bump Someone answer the fucking question.

wall
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09/25/2005 07:47 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
you´re already a wanker so you´re halfway there lol
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09/25/2005 07:48 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
You must first be a catholic.
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Do you know what the other half is HM?
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
lmao
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Marry one.

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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
edited because that was so wrong on so many levels lmao

my apologise
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09/25/2005 07:52 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Try their web site:

[link to www.illuminati-r-us.com]

Click the logo...
THE WANKER (OP)

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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Well Idol, in order for me to marry one I first have to find one.

Where can I find one at?
THE WANKER (OP)

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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
cry I need a ciggystoner
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
hahahahaha i deserved that
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
"Well Idol, in order for me to marry one I first have to find one.

Where can I find one at?"

In college. Law and Medicine aggregate the most powerful ones.
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THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 07:57 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
So Her Majesty, how was your day so far?
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09/25/2005 07:58 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Wanker, it´s not that easy. It´s a bloodline thang.
Ain SophIA

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09/25/2005 07:59 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
aggregate

Interesting word Idol. A polite name for "breed" ;o)
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idol_harobed

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"Interesting word Idol. A polite name for ´breed´ ;o)"

Hmmm... I have to ponder...
I am what I read.
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Yes, but bloodline leading back to what susano?
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
"The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48"
Illuminati Il*lu`mi*na"ti, n. pl. [L. illuminatus. See
Illuminate, v. t., and cf. Illuminee.]
Literally, those who are enlightened; -- variously applied as
follows:
[1913 Webster]

1. (Eccl.) Persons in the early church who had received
baptism; in which ceremony a lighted taper was given them,
as a symbol of the spiritual illumination they has
received by that sacrament.
[1913 Webster]

2. (Eccl. Hist.) Members of a sect which sprung up in Spain
about the year 1575. Their principal doctrine was, that,
by means of prayer, they had attained to so perfect a
state as to have no need of ordinances, sacraments, good
works, etc.; -- called also Alumbrados,
Perfectibilists, etc.
[1913 Webster]

3. (Mod. Hist.) Members of certain associations in Modern
Europe, who combined to promote social reforms, by which
they expected to raise men and society to perfection, esp.
of one originated in 1776 by Adam Weishaupt, professor of
canon law at Ingolstadt, which spread rapidly for a time,
but ceased after a few years.
[1913 Webster]

4. Also applied to:
(a) An obscure sect of French Familists;
(b) The Hesychasts, Mystics, and Quietists;
(c) The Rosicrucians.
[1913 Webster]

5. Any persons who profess special spiritual or intellectual
enlightenment.
[1913 Webster]

"THE DEVIL´S DICTIONARY ((C)1911 Released April 15 1993)"
ILLUMINATI, n. A sect of Spanish heretics of the latter part of the
sixteenth century; so called because they were light weights --
_cunctationes illuminati_.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
it helps if you pretend to be a woman and you are really a man
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
bloodlines
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
the hell with all that!!!
just let me shoot one of them .....
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Why would you want to?
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Because WarfareSaint, the way I see it is this.

The Illuminati are trying to take over the world and I have no clue what there paterns are or how to detect them. If I become a member then
I would have inside knowledge of what they´re doing and that would make me feel better cause I don´t like being left in the dark.

Then um, there´s other things....like cookies and milk.
WarfareSaint

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"I have no clue what there paterns are or how to detect them. If I become a member then
I would have inside knowledge of what they´re doing and that would make me feel better cause I don´t like being left in the dark."

Their pattern can be seen throughout history. Once you spot it, you can follow their machinations on the evening news, for the most part. I once desired to infiltrate them and gather the evidence that would expose them to the world, and still think this happens from time to time. But not at the cost of my soul; to reach the Inner Core I would have to betray my Creator. You are not in the dark; they lose in the end.
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
maybe you could volunteer to be a stagehand or usher
and work your way up to playing on the stage

not likely tho

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