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How do I become a member of the Illuminati?

 
THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 09:15 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Question WarfareSaint,

"But not at the cost of my soul; to reach the Inner Core I would have to betray my Creator. You are not in the dark; they lose in the end."

Don´t the Illuminati favor blonde haired blue eyed people the most?
WarfareSaint

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09/25/2005 09:20 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
They favor those of their bloodlines. But the short answer is yes, they are favored but I´m not sure they, as such, are favored "the most."
THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 09:30 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
.........nevermind. I´m not going anyware with this
Anonymous Coward
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09/25/2005 09:30 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
sounds good
susano

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09/25/2005 09:34 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Maybe you could join the Council on Foreign Relations. I know it´s not what you want, but it´s something.
THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 09:37 PM
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Hey, that´s a fantastic idea susano! tool
Anonymous Coward
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09/25/2005 09:37 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Repeat after me:


I (name_here), swear to use knowledge and reasonning in all my earthly decissions.


You are now an official Illuminati.

Complete and return your membership card for inclussion in our group purchases.

Your silk embroided team jacket with "Illuminatti" in brilliant gold silk letters on the back will be sent to your residence shortly.

Remember the secret WINK , is to remain SECRET.anon
Mister_Obvious
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09/25/2005 09:39 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
>>Definitions of illuminati on the Web:

Non existent organisation (or a secret society that is in control of mankind). While most people think that the Illuminati do not exist, a religious organisation called the Noans, believe that this organisation has been in control of the destiny of mankind since well before the destruction of Earth. [Source: InfoDump Database: Illuminati - InfoDump Database: Noans]
www32.brinkster.com/virtualeclipse/scifi/pedia/i.htm<<

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09/25/2005 09:42 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
here is another definition:

Illuminati (&#301;l&#363;´m&#301;n&#257;´t&#299;, –nä´t&#275;) [Lat.,=enlightened], rationalistic society founded in Germany soon after 1776 by Adam Weishaupt, a professor at Ingolstadt, having close affinities with the Freemasons and seemingly organized on a Masonic plan. While briefly very popular among German rationalists, it had limited influence. The Roman Catholic Church, which Weishaupt left in his youth and rejoined before his death, condemned the Illuminati; in 1785 the Bavarian government dissolved the organization. It did not long survive. In Spain and Italy in the 15th and 16th cents. the term Illuminati, or Alumbrado, referred to persons claiming direct communion with the Holy Spirit, so asserting that outward forms of religious life are unnecessary. Their claims led to persecution by the Inquisition. Other groups using the name have included the Rosicrucians, and certain followers of Jakob Boehme and Emmanuel Swedenborg.

[link to www.answers.com]
THE WANKER (OP)

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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
I have no clue what is wrong with some of these people.

The Masons, Illuminati, Skull & Bones, the Knights Templar, and ther rest of the gangs are NOT secret societies....but rather, they are societies WITH secrets. If they were secret societies then you evidently never would have heard of them before.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
and of course, from wikipedia:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Anonymous Coward
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09/25/2005 09:45 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
if you are not doing wrong
why do you need secrets?

using the logic of the police state
Mister_Obvious
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09/25/2005 09:47 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Yeah, really...

Why so secretive?

Can´t be good.
THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 09:50 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
So because you have a secret, that automatically means that it´s not good? That it´s supposed to be evil? That´s not to logical.
Mister_Obvious
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09/25/2005 09:51 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Well, come on. We KNOW what they do is bad.

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09/25/2005 09:52 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
How can it be a secret, when my team jacket says "Illuminatti" in gold silk letters across the back.

Left eye wink, right eye wink, right eye wink, both eye wink, left eye wink, both eye wink, both eye wink......
THE WANKER (OP)

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09/25/2005 09:55 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
Yeah, what ^1637^ said.
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WarfareSaint

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09/25/2005 10:01 PM
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
"The Masons, Illuminati, Skull & Bones, the Knights Templar, and ther rest of the gangs are NOT secret societies....but rather, they are societies WITH secrets."

This is definitely an accurate description, as not all members of these societies know all of their secrets. For example, the Masons have many members not the least aware of the sinister side of the organization.
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Re: How do I become a member of the Illuminati?
i want to join you people

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