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Your Momma is so Fat......

 
acegotflows

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08/28/2011 08:05 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
she doesn't have legs, she just slides across the floor
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
AdRock

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08/28/2011 08:06 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
she doesn't have legs, she just slides across the floor
 Quoting: acegotflows


cruise
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 08:06 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
She snorts lines of chopped ham
AdRock

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08/28/2011 08:09 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
AdRock

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08/28/2011 08:09 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 08:09 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
She freebases bacon
AdRock

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08/28/2011 08:09 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
She snorts lines of chopped ham
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1449863


1rof1
Sharty Mc Bean

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08/28/2011 08:11 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
after sex i turned over 3 times and still layd on top of her...
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 08:12 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
When south Texas ran out of Oil, they drilled yo mamma!
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 08:13 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
Exon named a new well after her
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 08:14 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
When south Texas ran out of Oil, they drilled yo mamma!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1486414


good one
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 08:14 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
I just can't look away...damned
Sharty Mc Bean

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08/28/2011 08:15 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
your father wanted to drink till she seemed beautifull...

he died!
Sharty Mc Bean

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08/28/2011 08:16 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
if she walkes by the TV your father misses 3 football games...
Sharty Mc Bean

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08/28/2011 08:19 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
she jumped into the ocean near fukushima...
AdRock

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08/28/2011 09:02 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
Your momma is so fat she died.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 09:13 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
If she was trapped somewhere and had to resort to self-cannabalism, she'd technically never starve to death.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 09:15 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
When she eats a bag of doritos, she eats the bag too.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 09:16 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
If she got in a car wreck, she'd be fine.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 09:32 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
shes uses a mattress as a tampon.
 Quoting: alpha>me<omega


figure out the difference between a pad and a tampon before you make jokes ya big donut.

You're momma's so fat I need to use a lawnmower to shave her back.
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 09:33 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
for maxipad, she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward


ROFL
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


that just doesn't make sense.
acegotflows

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08/28/2011 09:38 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
she plays hopschotch like this. LA, Denver, Chicago, New York, Stop...
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
~Andariel~

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08/28/2011 09:38 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
If she wears a t-shirt with an X on it, helicopters land on her.
Space, the final frontier...or is it?
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acegotflows

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08/28/2011 09:38 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
when God said let there be light, he had to tell her to move her fat ass out of the way...
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
acegotflows

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08/28/2011 09:47 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
she's escorted by a pickup truck with a wide load sign...
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
Anonymous Coward
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08/28/2011 09:50 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
your momma so fat , her gravy bowl comes with a lifeguard
BULLDOZER

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08/28/2011 09:56 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
Your momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit.
NON SERVIAM
acegotflows

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08/30/2011 02:53 PM

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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
she bathes in Lake Michigan...
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
Anonymous Coward
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11/15/2011 12:39 PM
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Re: Your Momma is so Fat......
She has to hire help to clean under her gunt...



:gunt:
 Quoting: BRIEF


GUNT! cruise

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