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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

 
Olgoth666 (OP)

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Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket sure to come in handy.
 Quoting: mikal


Har har har
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08/31/2011 06:17 AM
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I don't know if this one is posted yet (too lazy)
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of fallen leaves?



Russle.


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Last Edited by Zero Point on 08/31/2011 06:17 AM
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I don't know if this one is posted yet (too lazy)
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of fallen leaves?



Rustle.


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It wasnt
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the fisherman
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08/31/2011 06:28 AM
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What do you call a girl who loses her arms and legs to bee stings? Anna phylaxis
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that is laying on the floor of the barber shop?

Harry.
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Keep them coming!
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who is now a girl?
Amanda ,....
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Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket sure to come in handy.
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Har har har
 Quoting: Olgoth666


what do you call an Irishman hanging from a light?

Sean Dillear
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Sweet
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Who's the first Irishman out in spring?
Patio furniture
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Who's the first Irishman out in spring?
Patio furniture
 Quoting: Olgoth666


Love it:)
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08/31/2011 04:46 PM

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sittin on the sun?
Ray
The best things can't be told
because they transcend thought.
The second best are misunderstood, because those are the thoughts that are supposed
to refer to that which can't be thought about. The third best are what we talk about.
-Joseph Campbell
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Who's the first Irishman out in spring?
Patio furniture
 Quoting: Olgoth666


Love it:)
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How do you recognise an Irish pirate?

hes got a patch over each eye.
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Why couldn't the kid go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated aarrghh!
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What do you call a Mexican Midget Chick?

Cuntswaylow
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What do you call a guy if you want to wreck his life?
Engle Bert Humperdinck
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs kissing his ass goodbye?
Dick but kiss
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What do you call a guy who's constantly nervous?
Dick swett
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little girl: "Mommy mommy!! Why do we have to visit Grandma again?"

Mother: "SHUT UP! and keep digging!"




little girl: "Mommy mommy!! why do i keep running around in circles?"

Mother: "SHUT UP or i will nail your other foot to the floor!"
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08/31/2011 06:26 PM
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Who's the first Irishman out in spring?
Patio furniture
 Quoting: Olgoth666


Love it:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1529213


How do you recognise an Irish pirate?

hes got a patch over each eye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1529213


HEY! That's a polish pirate! LoL
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What do you get when you cross a polack with a Peurto-rican?
A guy who sprays his tag on a chain link fence
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What's the definition of an impasse? 4 blondes at an intersection...
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What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a bbq grill? Patty
The best things can't be told
because they transcend thought.
The second best are misunderstood, because those are the thoughts that are supposed
to refer to that which can't be thought about. The third best are what we talk about.
-Joseph Campbell
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09/01/2011 12:06 PM
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What do you get when Pizza Hut hires a delivery driver with no arms and no legs and guarantees your pizza will be delivered within 30 minutes?









Free Pizza!
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What do you call a cat that just fell in the river?


Wet Pussy!
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What do you call a monkey with no arms no legs?


Soup!
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What do you call a gallon milk jug full of silicone?


Fake tits!
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What do you call an airplane with no wings and no tail fin crashnig into the Pentagon?


Missile!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's just been to the bathroom...

Mark

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no eyes who's just been to the bathroom...

Stan
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Confucius Say:
Man who have sex while laying
on back, Fuck Up.
 Quoting: LHPaul


A couple ancient proverbs

Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to bangkok.

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