I am in college and took 1 economics class. Does the Fed buying locking rates to 0% equate to a guy sucking his own penis?

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No, because they still need to purge the toxic assets.

no it equals banker punching grandma in face

Now get out there and be somebody.

No they don't.

However the only reason it is not like sucking your own dick is because we have the world reserve currency.

The world is forced to buy our currency if they want their country to have commodities like oil.

North Korea refuses, and North Korea is a fucking shithole without any power.

If the bretton woods system was not in place and we did not have the world's reserve currency? Well we would have been sucking our own dicks for too long and blown our on loads down our throats and choked to death on the cum... just sticking with your analogy.

They define "toxic" as "illiquid" aka nobody wants to buy them; which is a good indication of their true worth.

Blowing up the whole economy with future inflation to make sure a few financial institutions get to reap the benefit of ill-advised derivative contracts doesn't seem particularly fair or intelligent.

I can tell you are an indoctrinated college student. Your title is poorly written, yet you still included a homosexual reference. Hurry up and graduate the Obama administration could use someone like you.