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I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.

 
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08/30/2011 12:26 AM
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I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.
And no lighting it of the stove is out of the question.
I intend on living forever, or die trying.
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08/30/2011 12:27 AM
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Re: I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.
Throw those rat poisons in the garbage.
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08/30/2011 12:29 AM
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Throw those rat poisons in the garbage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968792


That's more of a statement.
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08/30/2011 12:30 AM
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Re: I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.
You don't have a car with a cig lighter?
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08/30/2011 12:30 AM
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Dead lighter...some colonge... and a peice of paper....
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9 volt battery + steel wool
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08/30/2011 12:31 AM
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You don't have a car with a cig lighter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1525188


my car is from 05 it doesn't have one.
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08/30/2011 12:32 AM
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Dead lighter...some colonge... and a peice of paper....
 Quoting: SmokeyMcPot


how the hell does that work?scratching
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08/30/2011 12:32 AM

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Go get a big pile of dryer lint. Use the spark from your lighter, Light it, light your paper, lite your smoke...
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08/30/2011 12:32 AM
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9 volt battery + steel wool
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i don't have any livestock made out of metal?
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08/30/2011 12:33 AM
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Re: I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.
Surely you have some emergency matches in the bug out bag. Just tryin' to help. :)
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08/30/2011 12:34 AM
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You weren't never one of them smart kids were ya?
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08/30/2011 12:34 AM
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Go get a big pile of dryer lint. Use the spark from your lighter, Light it, light your paper, lite your smoke...
 Quoting: FubarMan


did you learn this from bear grylls?
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08/30/2011 12:35 AM
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Surely you have some emergency matches in the bug out bag. Just tryin' to help. :)
 Quoting: Tawandaaaa


I've got a stove but if the wife smells it that's the couch for me.
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You weren't never one of them smart kids were ya?
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nope
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08/30/2011 12:35 AM
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Spray the colonge on the corner of the paper, hold it up and flick the lighter ...it'll go right up in flames and you light your delicious cigarette and enjoy
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08/30/2011 12:38 AM
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Surely you have some emergency matches in the bug out bag. Just tryin' to help. :)
 Quoting: Tawandaaaa


I've got a stove but if the wife smells it that's the couch for me.
 Quoting: ectobatic


So couch it.

Get some 'you' time.
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08/30/2011 12:40 AM
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Fire-don't leave home without it.
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08/30/2011 12:46 AM
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a crystal ball in the summer sun...
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08/30/2011 12:47 AM
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toaster
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08/30/2011 12:47 AM
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Re: I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.
thanks for all the input you guys lint and accelerants sound like a good idea if I had a spark..... If only I had a dead lighter. I cant believe someone gave me negative karma for this thread 'use the toaster' asshat didn't read that I couldn't use the stove. What a moran.
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08/30/2011 12:48 AM
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Do you like butts?
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08/30/2011 12:49 AM
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neighbors?
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08/30/2011 12:51 AM
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This, Is why I ask for matches every time I go to the gas station.

The smell of a fresh lit match, when you don't have a lighter. MMm.
Pardon me while I burst ~ into flames.
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08/30/2011 12:55 AM
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Oh shit guys
5a
I found a fucking lighter in the junk drawer.
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08/30/2011 12:56 AM
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Re: I've got a full pack of smokes and no lighter..... Ask me a question.
thanks for all the advice though i had my cologne and dryer lint ready i was about to bash some rocks together.
lol
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08/30/2011 01:00 AM
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a toaster isn't a stove in Australia,sorry didn't realize you were under the thumb,sorry about that.

Last Edited by pauldamo on 08/30/2011 01:05 AM

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