The greatest lie perpetuated by the ficticious phallus of the Roman Catholic Empire is that Jesus was conceived immaculately and that Mary Magdalene was a whore. An Immaculate Conception is the act of a child being conceived without sexual intercourse. Mary conceived Jesus when she was only 15 years old with His father, Joseph. Such a marriage was common place for Hebrews of the time, and this age gap was the source of Mary’s Virtue being slandered by the masses, along with the jealousy that was provoked because the Heaven’s proclaimed His birth.

There was a Star shining in the sky when He was born, a star which led The Three Magi to His manger. Mary Magdalene was much like Jesus in this respect, as she too was born under a very special astrological alignment which announced her arrival and set her apart from the other female babies birthed at this time. Upon the two being born and rumors of a King being born spread, King Herod grew weary from fear of losing his throne, Israel’s Throne, and Herod issued an order to find them. Jesus was able to escape persecution by relocating to Egypt; however Mary Magdalene was less fortunate and captured by their enemies.

Jesus spent all of His life, until the age of 30, in spiritual and physical training so that He could complete the task which was laid before Him. The first thing He did was recapture His Spotless Bride from the Pharisees and in doing this His fame grew throughout the land and Jesus declared war upon the Sanhedrin at pain of death unless repentance from their sinful ways were declared and instituted.