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RoXY (OP) User ID: 1507539 Netherlands 09/02/2011 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not much of a confession that is... Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
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MarkinAZ User ID: 1372469 United States 09/02/2011 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do like the idea of selling indulgences. The Catholic Church made BILLIONS by selling little "indulgences" to the various kings and queens of Europe all thru the dark ages (and beyond if the truth be told.) Henry the Eighth could have divorced his wife, Anne Bolin - had he been willing to pony up a LOT more money. The pope then set the price of a Papal Divorce far higher than Henry was willing to pay and hence we now have the Church of England! |
RoXY (OP) User ID: 1507539 Netherlands 09/02/2011 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, GLP FORGIVES YOU!!! You See... That was easy... And remember... It's ABSOLUTELY FREE of CHARGE !!! Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
Nigel Tufnel User ID: 1530272 United States 09/02/2011 01:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, GLP FORGIVES YOU!!! You See... That was easy... And remember... It's ABSOLUTELY FREE of CHARGE !!! Thank you GLP. Nice to know I can have a wank whenever I want and not worry about the consequences. Anyway, if God wanted us not to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms long enough to reach our knobs, now would he? "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" - Carl Sagan Negative karma: the last bastion of the half-wit. IF skeptic = shill THEN you = retarded ELSE shut it. |
RoXY (OP) User ID: 1507539 Netherlands 09/02/2011 01:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, GLP FORGIVES YOU!!! You See... That was easy... And remember... It's ABSOLUTELY FREE of CHARGE !!! Thank you GLP. Nice to know I can have a wank whenever I want and not worry about the consequences. Anyway, if God wanted us not to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms long enough to reach our knobs, now would he? Now, you see... that was easy... And didn't it make you feel good?! Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
Nigel Tufnel User ID: 1530272 United States 09/02/2011 01:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, GLP FORGIVES YOU!!! You See... That was easy... And remember... It's ABSOLUTELY FREE of CHARGE !!! Thank you GLP. Nice to know I can have a wank whenever I want and not worry about the consequences. Anyway, if God wanted us not to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms long enough to reach our knobs, now would he? Now, you see... that was easy... And didn't it make you feel good?! Yes. But in fairness, wanking usually does "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" - Carl Sagan Negative karma: the last bastion of the half-wit. IF skeptic = shill THEN you = retarded ELSE shut it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1525884 United States 09/02/2011 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well...I cheated on my ex, who had every right in the world to leave me (although I still fault her for it), and there are at least two kids out there that it is well within the realm of possibility that they might be mine. But, I've never been asked to take a dna test, and I am a selfish bastard so I never asked for one. I am working on being a better human being day by day...whew glad I could get that off my chest!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1531773 United States 09/02/2011 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well...I cheated on my ex, who had every right in the world to leave me (although I still fault her for it), and there are at least two kids out there that it is well within the realm of possibility that they might be mine. But, I've never been asked to take a dna test, and I am a selfish bastard so I never asked for one. I am working on being a better human being day by day...whew glad I could get that off my chest!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1525884 DNA tests are in the mail... We know who you are, Mr. |
RoXY (OP) User ID: 1507539 Netherlands 09/02/2011 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
RoXY (OP) User ID: 1507539 Netherlands 09/02/2011 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: RoXY No, GLP FORGIVES YOU!!! You See... That was easy... And remember... It's ABSOLUTELY FREE of CHARGE !!! Thank you GLP. Nice to know I can have a wank whenever I want and not worry about the consequences. Anyway, if God wanted us not to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms long enough to reach our knobs, now would he? Now, you see... that was easy... And didn't it make you feel good?! Yes. But in fairness, wanking usually does Fabulous tracks (1988-2013) [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Pure Happiness Thread: FEEL GOOD !!! # FOUR (4) - & more - MINUTES of PURE HAPPINESS !!! # (Videos) Good Food Thread: MONSANTO # (GMO) FOOD 4 THOUGHT - Know What You Eat # (Ongoing Videos & Articles) Watch This! Thread: WATCH THIS !!! # An Ongoing, Carefully Selected Collection of MUST SEE VIDEOS Big Brother Thread: BIG BROTHER in the age of INTERNET # (Ongoing - Links, Articles & Videos) Economy Thread: THE ECONOMY & YOU # (Daily Updated Videos & Articles) UFOs Thread: UFO PHOTOS (1200+) # World UFO Photo Gallery + Ongoing Links, Articles & Videos The Better You Look, The More You See... Educate Yourself! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1525884 United States 09/02/2011 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well...I cheated on my ex, who had every right in the world to leave me (although I still fault her for it), and there are at least two kids out there that it is well within the realm of possibility that they might be mine. But, I've never been asked to take a dna test, and I am a selfish bastard so I never asked for one. I am working on being a better human being day by day...whew glad I could get that off my chest!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1525884 DNA tests are in the mail... We know who you are, Mr. LOL |
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QueenLaFollette User ID: 1316193 United States 09/02/2011 05:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I lick my husbands pickle before I put it on his plate If it be asked, What is the most sacred duty and the greatest source of our security in a Republic? The answer would be, An inviolable respect for the Constitution and Laws. Alexander Hamilton |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1288731 Germany 09/02/2011 05:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once, when still married to my ex-wife, she asked me to go downstairs and bring her up a glass of water. Whilst on my way back up stairs to give her the said glass of water, I thought that it would be a great idea to dip and swirl my might purple headed warrior in it. I watched on, in silent perverted fascination, as she said thank you and proceeded to gulp down the liquid. Am I forgiven? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1528100 Spain 09/02/2011 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In the XXI's century church, the pope has sent a new method to impose the penance. "The Penance Calculator" An old priest in a remote village receive this tool and start to use it in the next morning. The first sinner explain his faults: - Father, I stoled a hundred euros from my office. He insert the sin and the amount of money in the calculator and, after 5" the penance appears... 10 Pater Nostrum!!! Another sinner: - Father, I beat my wife this afternoon when I arrived from the office. - How many times you hit her and where? - Three times in her face. The priest repeat the operation in the calculator and after 7" the penance appears again....25 Pater Nostrum, 5 Ave maria and 2 Credum!!! Other sinner arrives, a young girl: - Father, I confess I'm a sinner!!! - Well my daughter, what did you do? - Father, I slept with my boyfriend last night. - Oh my sweet that is bad. And what happened? - He start touching my body, my legs, my breast, my ... - OK, OK, stop. And then what? - He take me off my panties. - And then what? - He start foc*** me, but he only get the tip of his "it" into me!! The priest start with the calculations, on silent, sweating, and after 10 minutes he said to the girl... Go back home, and this night, fo** with the entire pennis. The calculator give the penance with decimals!!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1528185 United States 09/02/2011 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From Our Lord, why He established CONFESSION. Tell souls where they are to look for solace; that is, in the Tribunal of Mercy. There the greatest miracles take place [and] are incessantly repeated. To avail oneself of this miracle, it is not necessary to go on a great pilgrimage or to carry out some external ceremony; it suffices to come with faith to the feet of My representative and to reveal to him one's misery, and the miracle of Divine Mercy will be fully demonstrated. Were a soul like a decaying corpse so that from a human standpoint, there would be no [hope of ] restoration and everything would already be lost, it is not so with God. The miracle of Divine Mercy restores that soul in full. Oh, how miserable are those who do not take advantage of the miracle of God's mercy! You will call out in vain, but it will be too late. (1448) --St. Faustina, Divine Mercy in My Soul |
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