Anonymous Coward User ID: 372642 Germany 09/04/2011 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Clown Chakra By John Morton The clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy Point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called The Clown Chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face :). The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased. When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy :) face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect. So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy. Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh. Seriousness causes reincarnation. [ link to academic.evergreen.edu] |
wisc_natureboy
User ID: 1510450 United States 09/04/2011 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5-stars OP, thanks for posting. I think my kundelini settled in my clown chakra. :-`) We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 372642 Germany 09/04/2011 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're most welcome. It's a classic but it always finds somebody who appreciates it. The power of words.. |
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eleyna2011
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Must be attached to the funny bone. I always KNEW there was a funny bone in there somewhere. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71133106 United States 05/25/2017 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can believe this OP. Thank you. |
^Mutariel^
User ID: 73937892 United States 05/25/2017 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This reminds me of a girl who said she admired the clown. I have no idea what she meant by that but she was attractive in a graceful way. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72615888 United States 05/25/2017 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 100% plausible. Sounds like the Clown Chakra channels the Source |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74963326 United States 05/25/2017 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Combined with the fart chakra its unstoppable. The ass & titty chakras are next |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74953978 United States 05/25/2017 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NOT to be confused with the juggalo Chakra which increases meth and Faygo levels to usustanable levels in most humans. |