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The Great California Raisin Conspiracy...

 
Mango Positive
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The Great California Raisin Conspiracy...
This is creepy and probably nothing, but I thought I'd post it just in case this were happening to other people.

About 1 month ago, we found a California Raisin figurine on our floor. The last time I owned a Raisin figurine was 1988. This was not mine and it was not my wife's. Yet there it was. Our cats loved it. It was a figurine with a yellow baseball cap wearing skates, holding out jazz-hands as if he were trying to steady himself (from an EARTHQUAKE???). We figured maybe our niece left it when she was here last. We put it on the counter above our sink.

Fast forward to today... I find a California Raisin figurine on our floor. I figured it was the same one and the cats knocked it down to play with it. Upon picking it up and going to put it back on the counter, I discovered it was a new California Raisin... this one with Sunglasses holding a yellow surfboard in his arms.

Within 2 minutes of finding this, I go out on the back deck to let the dog out. It's then that I notice my OCD (lawn care is the meaning of life) neighbor packing up a HUGE moving sized U-Haul. His immaculate house has not been and is not for sale. The state logo / info on the side of the U-Haul? Alaska. The state my parents just returned from last Thursday? Alaska.

Question: ARE THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS WARNING THE WIFE AND ME TO EVACUATE ATLANTA, GEORGIA FOR THE SAFETY OF THE WEST COAST?

There is a bit of humor in this post, but every single detail is factually correct. Please let me know if you've been finding plastic figurines that could be serving as a warning for something.
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This is creepy and probably nothing, but I thought I'd post it just in case this were happening to other people.

About 1 month ago, we found a California Raisin figurine on our floor. The last time I owned a Raisin figurine was 1988. This was not mine and it was not my wife's. Yet there it was. Our cats loved it. It was a figurine with a yellow baseball cap wearing skates, holding out jazz-hands as if he were trying to steady himself (from an EARTHQUAKE???). We figured maybe our niece left it when she was here last. We put it on the counter above our sink.

Fast forward to today... I find a California Raisin figurine on our floor. I figured it was the same one and the cats knocked it down to play with it. Upon picking it up and going to put it back on the counter, I discovered it was a new California Raisin... this one with Sunglasses holding a yellow surfboard in his arms.

Within 2 minutes of finding this, I go out on the back deck to let the dog out. It's then that I notice my OCD (lawn care is the meaning of life) neighbor packing up a HUGE moving sized U-Haul. His immaculate house has not been and is not for sale. The state logo / info on the side of the U-Haul? Alaska. The state my parents just returned from last Thursday? Alaska.

Question: ARE THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS WARNING THE WIFE AND ME TO EVACUATE ATLANTA, GEORGIA FOR THE SAFETY OF THE WEST COAST?

There is a bit of humor in this post, but every single detail is factually correct. Please let me know if you've been finding plastic figurines that could be serving as a warning for something.
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09/04/2011 02:50 PM
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I have verified that the figures were manufactured in 1987. THEY MAY HAVE COME THROUGH TIME.
'Faith' is the acknowledgment that you have absolutely no justification for the silly shit you believe.
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09/04/2011 02:56 PM
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It means you are meant to die. Sorry, go onto Vancouver on Sept 27, it was nice knowing you...

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