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If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?

 
EarthDefendor
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09/04/2011 09:19 PM
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If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to - simple question i blow up an UFO
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2011 09:23 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
No one.

There will probably be space cash aboard. Stash it away in case the space police stop by.
ElmerStrong

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09/04/2011 09:25 PM
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Duh, you talk to the proper authorities!



























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Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2011 09:25 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
the occupants
Anonymous Coward
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freelance journalist?
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09/04/2011 09:27 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
this is unserious

i will bury most of the ufo and sell the alien body to the vatican
Nemisis

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09/04/2011 09:33 PM
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you cant tell anyone....or they will come for you....

but, seriously.... i think i would start with the local police and the newspaper?
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09/04/2011 09:35 PM
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you cant tell anyone....or they will come for you....

but, seriously.... i think i would start with the local police and the newspaper?
 Quoting: Nemisis


no this is retarded i will tell my friends on facebook even if they don't believe me
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2011 09:37 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
no authorities at all...id jus parade it around and get as many people to see it with their eyes as i could.
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09/04/2011 09:42 PM
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First, you need a gun. Second, you need a UFO. Third, He would laser you first. Chances are you will never have the opertunity so no worry.
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09/04/2011 09:44 PM

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If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to - simple question i blow up an UFO
 Quoting: EarthDefendor 1535350


Most probably some REALLY pissed off aliens.

Good luck!
"Everybody lies."
ChvyV8Bldr
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09/04/2011 09:46 PM

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No one.

There will probably be space cash aboard. Stash it away in case the space police stop by.
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I agree, nobody......get what you can from it, and keep your mouth shut.
Will we even know we were alive when we're dead?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/04/2011 09:49 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
No one.

There will probably be space cash aboard. Stash it away in case the space police stop by.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1530226


I agree, nobody......get what you can from it, and keep your mouth shut.
 Quoting: ChvyV8Bldr


yes that is right

but i want other human forces to fight against aliens if htey want to get to crash site
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2011 09:59 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
you find someone handy with electronics like me and get busy
Kudzu

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09/04/2011 10:01 PM

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If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to
 Quoting: EarthDefendor 1535350


Me. I have some good recipes for alien.

Alien Stew
Ingredients:
1 alien, quartered
1 cup diced onion
2 large tomatoes (from your garden) or 1 can of tomatoes
Assorted fresh ,or canned veggies
Preparation:
Sprinkle seasoned salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper (optional) liberally on the meat. Pour some cooking oil into a large pot (dutch oven). Sauté the meat with the onions until well browned. Drain the excess oil, add about 2 cups water, and bring to a boil. Cut up the tomatoes and add. If you use canned tomatoes add them now. Turn down the heat, and let slow cook for at least an hour. Important: older aliens may require cooking longer than an hour. Check periodically for tenderness. If you don't you will have a hard time chewing the meat. After the meat is tender, add the veggies, carrots, potatoes, banana pepper, what ever you like. Cook until the veggies are done. An option you can use is, cook up your favorite pasta and serve over the pasta. (eliminate the potatoes). That's it, nice and simple ~ Good eating: Kudzu

Last Edited by Kudzu on 09/04/2011 10:19 PM
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hunterOfTruth11

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09/04/2011 10:03 PM
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pics please!!
Hay ya,ll watch this!!/A hard head makes for a soft ass...
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09/04/2011 10:03 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
The driver and your insurance company, no need to call the police.
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
ur mom
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09/04/2011 10:09 PM
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The driver and your insurance company, no need to call the police.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533852


i don't trust the poilce to secure the crash site but maybe my lawyer
Scarbedazzles

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09/04/2011 10:14 PM

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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
The driver and your insurance company, no need to call the police.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533852


i don't trust the poilce to secure the crash site but maybe my lawyer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535350


Don't think he got it....Scooter. but ROFLMBO!!!!alienshipwonder if they have GEICO in space?
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/04/2011 10:28 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
The driver and your insurance company, no need to call the police.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533852


i don't trust the poilce to secure the crash site but maybe my lawyer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535350


Don't think he got it....Scooter. but ROFLMBO!!!!alienshipwonder if they have GEICO in space?
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


i dont care if insurance has to pay premium if the alien resurrects
Scarbedazzles

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09/04/2011 10:31 PM

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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
The driver and your insurance company, no need to call the police.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1533852


i don't trust the poilce to secure the crash site but maybe my lawyer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535350


Don't think he got it....Scooter. but ROFLMBO!!!!alienshipwonder if they have GEICO in space?
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


i dont care if insurance has to pay premium if the alien resurrects
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535350


furrealz....:) but that would be too good to be true/ never happen to a regular guy/gal. Although I wouldnt want to be the one who shot him down. I'd want to be the one who saves him.
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
Bugsy Moran

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09/04/2011 10:32 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
You find the corpses and go to New York then stand outside the Today Show and flail them in front of the window.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/04/2011 10:42 PM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
You find the corpses and go to New York then stand outside the Today Show and flail them in front of the window.
 Quoting: Bugsy Moran


this is a problem - if i fly to new york they will be checked in to my baggage. if i take parts of the ufo i will be in fear to be blown up
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09/04/2011 11:13 PM
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If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to - simple question i blow up an UFO
 Quoting: EarthDefendor 1535350


Stay right where you are. The US AirForce is already on the way. No matter what you do, the US military WILL find you! Soooo, dont make a move...........
BTW, if the US military doesnt get to you in time, the mother of all motherships will get you instead!!!
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2011 11:29 PM
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same ones if you shot bigfoot.....
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09/04/2011 11:34 PM
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If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to - simple question i blow up an UFO
 Quoting: EarthDefendor 1535350


Stay right where you are. The US AirForce is already on the way. No matter what you do, the US military WILL find you! Soooo, dont make a move...........
BTW, if the US military doesnt get to you in time, the mother of all motherships will get you instead!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534394


i burn the rest of the alien spaceship

no worry if one part is found
2Crazy4U

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09/04/2011 11:38 PM
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Dahh to the aliens....

The UFO goes to eBay for at least his weight in gold price.

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Anonymous Coward
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09/05/2011 12:06 AM
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Re: If i shot down an UFO who do i talk to ?
If you were in California, you would probably have multiple state and eventually, Federal agencies after your azz. If the species was an endangered or protected, you would probably lose your house and spend 10 years in prison.
If they were "illegal aliens" you WOULD lose your home and all assets and the Illegal Aliens would have more rights than you. So, ummmm be glad you do not live in the third world state of California. And hope the UN doesn't track your azz down....

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