GIVE ME FOOTBALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!

The world is going to hell in a handbasket. Football is about the only thing left that brings me happiness. I can watch it with a big smile on my face and dont have to worry about dealing with all the assholes of life for a few hours as long as I remember to turn off the phone. I'm sorry if you expect me to run around pissed off about the world of shit we all live in 24/7 but if football can bring a few hours of happiness to my life then I am all for it.

I still work, pay taxes, and live the miserable life that most of you do. Football just allows me to actually have a few hours of happiness. So all you football haters can look down at me and others with you superficial and condescending attitude while you do your yoga, blog about cool or superior you are to other, or whatever it is you do for your happiness and good for you! I dont tread on your happiness, dont fucking tread on mine!

Football is the nectar of the nitwit. A retarded illogical game marketed to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
12 guys in tight shorts running around a paddock playing grab-ass for a piece of dead pig skin, the ball isn't even round FFS!

I'm stupid and brainwashed when it comes to my team - The All Blacks. This is what I'll be watching tonight along with a few million others.


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I can't embed videos for the life of me - dumb schumck that I am.

OMG...Heath Miller is black? Quick someone tell his mom!