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TWO WITNESSES--What do They Witness About?
From The Monty Python Holy Grail
"ARe you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: not at all, they could be carried.
What a swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk
Its not a question of where he
grips it...Its a simple question
of weight ratios! A five ounce bird
could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
Well, it doesn't matter, Will you
go and tell your master that Arthur
from the Court of Camelot is here.
Listen, in order to maintain air speed
velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings
43 times every second, right?
Arthur: Please, I'm not interested!
It could be carried by an African Swallow!
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe,
but not a European Swallow, Thats
Oh yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he
wants to join my court at Camelot?
But then of course African swallows
are not migratory. So, they couldn't
bring a coconut back Anyway...
Wait a minute, supposing
TWO SWALLOWS carried
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Well simple, They'd just use
a standard Creeper. What held
under the Dorsal Guiding Feathers?
Well, why Not?
...Bring out your dead
Here's one -- nine pence. I'm not dead!
Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
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