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!!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.

 
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!!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Yup.

They are very convincing.

The only the thing you have to do is believe me.

Listen, for a second. My brother's girlfriend. It was like 8 months ago. I got drunk. And I didn't believe it myself. I was reading too much conspiracies. Well, my brain got bombarded by too much information, btw, I AM SMART.

So... I called my brother and I was like dude. you're girlfriend is New World Order, bro.

....

Just recently of her arrival. I have very scary dreams of Demons. And horror Dreams. Now. I aint no rocket scientist. And I aint no Expert in anything.

But Ever since she moved in to my house. I have been having SURREAL, SURREAL, SURREAL DREAMS.

I believe she is a demon. I have already communicated telepathically with her. And I do so. I even am right now. All she does is 'Deny' that she is an Alien or Reptilian.

But Listen: In Dreams. She's communicated with me in ways that aren't Fable.

They are really "Reptilian Communications".


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Also. Recently I've had a girl say "i am a reptillian alien".


THEY ARE FUCKING REAL.

Ask me anything
Pray for me.

Think of Jesus as well.

They are real.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/05/2011 12:52 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
yeah. she's a fucking reptile. she acts very senile, very hate ful, very vengeful, very dis-respectful, very weird.

she's very fucking weird. i wish my brother wasn't so fucking hard-headed.
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09/05/2011 12:53 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Yup.

They are very convincing.

The only the thing you have to do is believe me.

Listen, for a second. My brother's girlfriend. It was like 8 months ago. I got drunk. And I didn't believe it myself. I was reading too much conspiracies. Well, my brain got bombarded by too much information, btw, I AM SMART.

So... I called my brother and I was like dude. you're girlfriend is New World Order, bro.

....

Just recently of her arrival. I have very scary dreams of Demons. And horror Dreams. Now. I aint no rocket scientist. And I aint no Expert in anything.

But Ever since she moved in to my house. I have been having SURREAL, SURREAL, SURREAL DREAMS.

I believe she is a demon. I have already communicated telepathically with her. And I do so. I even am right now. All she does is 'Deny' that she is an Alien or Reptilian.

But Listen: In Dreams. She's communicated with me in ways that aren't Fable.

They are really "Reptilian Communications".


--------


Also. Recently I've had a girl say "i am a reptillian alien".


THEY ARE FUCKING REAL.

Ask me anything
Pray for me.

Think of Jesus as well.

They are real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516030


btw, I AM SMART not smart enough to know what this site really is hey
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09/05/2011 12:55 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Yup.

They are very convincing.

The only the thing you have to do is believe me.

Listen, for a second. My brother's girlfriend. It was like 8 months ago. I got drunk. And I didn't believe it myself. I was reading too much conspiracies. Well, my brain got bombarded by too much information, btw, I AM SMART.

So... I called my brother and I was like dude. you're girlfriend is New World Order, bro.

....

Just recently of her arrival. I have very scary dreams of Demons. And horror Dreams. Now. I aint no rocket scientist. And I aint no Expert in anything.

But Ever since she moved in to my house. I have been having SURREAL, SURREAL, SURREAL DREAMS.

I believe she is a demon. I have already communicated telepathically with her. And I do so. I even am right now. All she does is 'Deny' that she is an Alien or Reptilian.

But Listen: In Dreams. She's communicated with me in ways that aren't Fable.

They are really "Reptilian Communications".


--------


Also. Recently I've had a girl say "i am a reptillian alien".


THEY ARE FUCKING REAL.

Ask me anything
Pray for me.

Think of Jesus as well.

They are real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516030


You're RIGHT!!! No one will believe you. Luckily that's because they know it's not true. Later nut job
IMAGE ZERO

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09/05/2011 01:01 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
erm disregard the zombie attack oppy very nice post many thanx for your effort and openness .take note of the abusers they are
zombies and mind controlled slaves
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09/05/2011 01:10 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
thats nice, but does she have nice tits?
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09/05/2011 02:21 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
erm disregard the zombie attack oppy very nice post many thanx for your effort and openness .take note of the abusers they are
zombies and mind controlled slaves
 Quoting: IMAGE ZERO


Yeah. They're fucking Mind-Controlled because they think they have Authority over everyone.

Everytime one of these stupid asses seeks a higher authority they end up messing with the wrong people.

What a fucking RETARD.
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09/05/2011 02:27 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
OH YYEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH! koolaid


DAT REPTILIAN ASS AND DEM TITTAYS! bouncebflag waver

hitit
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09/05/2011 02:31 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
get them huge green tits in tour mouth
Im hear for meyo ying ..
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09/05/2011 02:32 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
get them huge green tits in tour mouth
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RIGHT ON! banana2
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09/05/2011 02:38 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Always did enjoy a good reptilian story. Thanks
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09/05/2011 02:44 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Be extremely cautious when dealing with forced flash thoughts, and don't give in.
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09/05/2011 02:45 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
i will dogmeat.

i know what she's up to. i'll be more cautious.

in the mean time. if i can get some Christians to pray for me. that would be very grateful
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09/05/2011 02:50 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Get a new supplier.
bonghit
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
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09/05/2011 02:57 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Done
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09/06/2011 08:31 AM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
can you shoot some video of this thing quietly , get it excited about something the stealth tech tends to wobble as seen on cnn ect !!! ps those surreal dreams sell it fot me diregard the zombies they are everywhere the truth is doing thier zombie shit !!! you rule oppy !!!!
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
Yup.

They are very convincing.

The only the thing you have to do is believe me.

Listen, for a second. My brother's girlfriend. It was like 8 months ago. I got drunk. And I didn't believe it myself. I was reading too much conspiracies. Well, my brain got bombarded by too much information, btw, I AM SMART.

So... I called my brother and I was like dude. you're girlfriend is New World Order, bro.

....

Just recently of her arrival. I have very scary dreams of Demons. And horror Dreams. Now. I aint no rocket scientist. And I aint no Expert in anything.

But Ever since she moved in to my house. I have been having SURREAL, SURREAL, SURREAL DREAMS.

I believe she is a demon. I have already communicated telepathically with her. And I do so. I even am right now. All she does is 'Deny' that she is an Alien or Reptilian.

But Listen: In Dreams. She's communicated with me in ways that aren't Fable.

They are really "Reptilian Communications".


--------


Also. Recently I've had a girl say "i am a reptillian alien".


THEY ARE FUCKING REAL.

Ask me anything
Pray for me.

Think of Jesus as well.

They are real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1516030

i belive it, their all over me now and it aint cool! thye wont leave me alone!
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
You need some pills from a doctor
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11/06/2013 10:27 PM
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
There's been living breathing sphincters walking the earth for time immemorial.
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Re: !!!ALERT!!! You wont believe me. But I have a Reptillian Alien in my Home.
I'm a Reptilian and I know what you did last Summer!

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