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----Attention all Extraterrestrials----We welcome you with open arms----This thread is for you!!!

 
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You guys welcoming the Aliens remind me of those people on the movie Independence Day who are partying on the rooftops welcoming their new Alien overlords when all of the sudden the Aliens unleash their secret weapon and kill all of you...

Yeah...

Have fun with that..


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What a great way to go....
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Well it would be original I suppose!

Death by death ray!

Sweet!

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I would rather not. Somehow, I feel that they would not/are not so friendly. You don't cross the immense gulf between the stars to simply say hello. At best they would be guarded with us... at worst...

It's in the nature of evolution. You wipe out your competitors... it is something that would be ingrained in every species that attains intelligence out there. Because the universe, at best, is competition, overcoming those that challenge you for resources. Even after attaining sentience and perhaps setting aside inter-species conflicts one would not be very much willing to set aside intra-species conflicts.

So, though it is possible to find a mutually agreeable species the odds are against it hard. The way I see it, they would either avoid us, wipe us out or be simply so advanced that they wouldn't even notice us unless we became a nuisance to them (and even then, the worst we could is stub their toe or poke them with a tiny pin before they nova our star.)

I think we need to get ourselves in order first. Come to an understanding of our own existence and how to live peacefully with each other and face the challenges of space travel together before first contact.

Of course... who really knows? Not you and not I. After all the thing about aliens is they're alien. We all project our human nature and psychology onto the hypothetical nature of an alien species (wrongly.) Chances are we simply would never be able to understand one another. We could communicate (using mathematics) - but art, music, culture, human experience, life (and living) as well as psychology would be inapplicable to them. We simply could not find a common ground to walk together on. There could be no true meeting of the minds between us. We would be so very, very different from one another that any such attempt would only lead to a very limited understanding.
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REAL extra-terrestial dont read messages on GLP. You need to do something else, maybe build a big transmitter or something like that to send your message.

Funny topic though!
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REAL extra-terrestial dont read messages on GLP.
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THEY tell you that, did they?
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Hello my super friends of the universe, would like to offer an invitation for a sunday roast at my castle here in aussie land, u know how to find me (ip address) regards, a earthling who wants peace now on planet earth.blwkss
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I dont know what to think about ET's. On one hand since TPTB make them out to be a threat in most movies I think they could actually be coming to help but the media will make them out to be a threat for whatever reason. On the other hand I think they're demons coming to tell us theres no Father in heaven watching down on us and that they're our gods. Im confused about it really but I guess we'll know when they show themselves
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Leaders all over the world are aware of the coming changes, and realise that for the good of the people they must come into being. However, some still believe that they can receive all of the benefits and cling to the old ways that are no longer compatible with the plan for you. Do not worry, as those who feel that they cannot accept what we have to offer, will have to stand down. Those who will come forward to take their place are already known to us for being visionaries, and are aware that they have an important role to play. No longer will you be subject to the corrupt deals with the major corporations, and their power and influence will be greatly moderated. Your faith in politicians will be restored, as you see that the ones entrusted with your future are spiritually motivated and also of the Light.

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When they finally come, this is what we will all be saying.
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REAL extra-terrestial dont read messages on GLP.
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THEY tell you that, did they?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1304106


Even if I say they did, how would you disprove?

On the other hand, I can always prove you need a transmitter to send a message to far-away civilization.

Logic my dear!
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Quote - Our frustrations & disapproval at how our planet is being run & our powerlessness over the system.-








- The trickster is an important archetype in the history of man. He is a god, yet he is not. He is the wise-fool. It is he, through his creations that destroy, points out the flaws in carefully constructed societies of man. He rebels against authority, pokes fun at the overly serious, creates convoluted schemes, that may or may not work, plays with the Laws of the Universe and is sometimes his own worst enemy. He exists to question, to cause us to question not accept things blindly. He appears when a way of thinking becomes outmoded needs to be torn down built anew. He is the Destroyer of Worlds at the same time the savior of us all.-

- Ride The Spiral -
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Welcome Brothers and Sisters of the Light...

Peace, Love & Unity


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This thread is dedicated to all of our Extraterrestrial brothers & sisters out there, and I urge you all to show your support & welcome them with Love & Peace.

Their mammoth journey is drawing to an end, so lets all combine as one & make the transition smooth.

I am assuming that their high levels of advancement would allow them to tap into the internet along their journey.

Lets pour out our hearts & let them know that love & peace still thrives on Earth despite how it may seem. Lets show our willingness to co-exist & learn from them. Our frustrations & disapproval at how our planet is being run & our powerlessness over the system.

Lets show that there are still those of us praying for a better tomorrow. A world without evil, hunger, war, disease, deceit, corruption, selfishness & greed. That we feel our only hope is for some kind of unparralleled intervention or help.

I believe they are our only hope & I wish them a safe & comfortable journey.

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Peace be with you our Alien friends.
I cant wait till we finally get to meetabduct
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I'm with you...I welcome peaceful, benevolent ETs. I wish they'd make their move. Today.
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This thread is dedicated to all of our Extraterrestrial brothers & sisters out there, and I urge you all to show your support & welcome them with Love & Peace.

Their mammoth journey is drawing to an end, so lets all combine as one & make the transition smooth.

I am assuming that their high levels of advancement would allow them to tap into the internet along their journey.

Lets pour out our hearts & let them know that love & peace still thrives on Earth despite how it may seem. Lets show our willingness to co-exist & learn from them. Our frustrations & disapproval at how our planet is being run & our powerlessness over the system.

Lets show that there are still those of us praying for a better tomorrow. A world without evil, hunger, war, disease, deceit, corruption, selfishness & greed. That we feel our only hope is for some kind of unparralleled intervention or help.

I believe they are our only hope & I wish them a safe & comfortable journey.

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Peace be with you our Alien friends.
I cant wait till we finally get to meetabduct
 Quoting: Danly


I think there's a spot at the top of the U.S. Bank building in Downtown L.A. for you :P
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This thread is dedicated to all of our Extraterrestrial brothers & sisters out there, and I urge you all to show your support & welcome them with Love & Peace.

Their mammoth journey is drawing to an end, so lets all combine as one & make the transition smooth.

I am assuming that their high levels of advancement would allow them to tap into the internet along their journey.

Lets pour out our hearts & let them know that love & peace still thrives on Earth despite how it may seem. Lets show our willingness to co-exist & learn from them. Our frustrations & disapproval at how our planet is being run & our powerlessness over the system.

Lets show that there are still those of us praying for a better tomorrow. A world without evil, hunger, war, disease, deceit, corruption, selfishness & greed. That we feel our only hope is for some kind of unparralleled intervention or help.

I believe they are our only hope & I wish them a safe & comfortable journey.

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Peace be with you our Alien friends.
I cant wait till we finally get to meetabduct
 Quoting: Danly


I'm with you...I welcome peaceful, benevolent ETs. I wish they'd make their move. Today.
 Quoting: Free Spirit


blwkss
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GodLike Beloved one, Truely beautiful.
and So it is

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Welcome Brothers and Sisters of the Light...

Peace, Love & Unity


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smile_hear
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Hello my super friends of the universe, would like to offer an invitation for a sunday roast at my castle here in aussie land, u know how to find me (ip address) regards, a earthling who wants peace now on planet earth.blwkss
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hearts
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We could use some help!
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peace
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I just want to know how to identify evil Aliens, besides my spirit sensing evilness.
I'd hate to get on the slave ship to the Alien underground mining camps!

But to the peaceful ET's with good intentions......I welcome you with open arms.

Hopefully you have the powers and discernment to separate the wheat from the chafe here on earth. And please, while you are here, can you take care of the Fukishima mess? I feel so bad for the Japanese people, plus the rest of us will soon be glowing in the dark.
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angel3
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Yes. Welcome space friends.
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flowas
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CANT WAIT TO MEET THEM AND HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE OUR HOUSE PLANET FROM THE OUTSIDE...LOVE TO ALLhf
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red_heart
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hiding

peace
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Reincarnated Martian here!

I assure you, when I'm giving my report to the higher ups, I'll be addressing the abundance of love that still exists on this planet.

It's actually not as bad as most people think, it's just made to look that way by the media.

Fear not, citizens! Our time has come, and it will be Golden.
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peace
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Yes, all you illegal aliens, Welcome. Free medical this way.... What's with the 3rd and 4th eye, though, and why are you so thin and dont wear any clothes? And for Pete's sake, get that damn flying round thing off my roof!
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OK, here's my question.

When you pulled up beside me in Utah a couple years ago so close that I could almost walk a couple hundred feet and touch your ship......what did you want from me?

#2. Could you do it again? I'll stop this time.

Greetings! Please stop talking to the people who keep you secret. Talk to us. Tell us what you need for us to do for you.
Haven't you hidden long enough?
 Quoting: Ballchinian


applause2
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Dear extraterrestials;

Please don't inform TPTB you are coming. They probably wouldn't as openminded about your arrival as others. Plus they aren't filled with love, hope, peace, and kindness like the rest of us. :)
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SmileyWink
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hf
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hearts
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agreed
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peace
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Hi space people, we have questions.
 Quoting: Dorkinator


ohyeah
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