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If we are living in the times of "Birth Pangs", then shouldn't we expect a "Birth" after 9 months? CHECK OUT THIS HEADLINE!

 
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If we are living in the times of "Birth Pangs", then shouldn't we expect a "Birth" after 9 months? CHECK OUT THIS HEADLINE!
For those of you familiar with the biblical term "birth pangs" to describe the times in which we live, this headline ought to give you some indication of the lateness of the hour...


US Counts The Cost Of Nine Months Of Unprecedented Weather Extremes

[link to www.psfk.com]


Just something to think about...and one more dot to connect!
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Here is some Biblical reference to describe the prophetic times in which we live:

Isaiah 13:8
"And they shall be afraid: pangs and sorrows shall take hold of them; they shall be in pain as a woman that travaileth (with child): they shall be amazed one at another; their faces shall be as flames."
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they are so in your face with all this.
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Maybe we're giving birth to an elephant.

Their gestation period is about two years, so maybe we're just getting started.
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Re: If we are living in the times of "Birth Pangs", then shouldn't we expect a "Birth" after 9 months? CHECK OUT THIS HEADLINE!
Earthquakes are among the signs listed in Matthew 24 to indicate the "beginning of sorrows" or the "birth pangs"...I KNOW you fine folks here at GLP don't need me to show the exponential curve of the increase in earthquakes in the last nine months. Don't make me do it! I will! chuckle

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they are so in your face with all this.
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Personally, I believe they don't even realize they are giving us clues...but GOD knows and is orchestrating the whole thing just as it should be!

God always warns before exacting His judgement. Headlines like this are a warning of sorts, imo.
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Maybe we're giving birth to an elephant.

Their gestation period is about two years, so maybe we're just getting started.
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chuckle One can only hope and pray!
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Are you perhaps confusing labor with pregnancy? Thank God that birth pangs by an actual birth dont last 9 months(40 weeks). scream chuckle

Labor(birth pangs) are different as the woman who are giving birth. Varies from mintues, hours to days, but not months.
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they are so in your face with all this.
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Personally, I believe they don't even realize they are giving us clues...but GOD knows and is orchestrating the whole thing just as it should be!

God always warns before exacting His judgement. Headlines like this are a warning of sorts, imo.
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I've seen more dots from you than my pubescent face ever had in my youth. Thanks for the info Watcher !!!

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Maybe we're giving birth to an elephant.

Their gestation period is about two years, so maybe we're just getting started.
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chuckle One can only hope and pray!
 Quoting: ^Watcher^




Just like John Hagee says, " Pack up, Pray up, Were going up!!!!" I am soooo ready!!!
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they are so in your face with all this.
 Quoting: ceawaves


Personally, I believe they don't even realize they are giving us clues...but GOD knows and is orchestrating the whole thing just as it should be!

God always warns before exacting His judgement. Headlines like this are a warning of sorts, imo.
 Quoting: ^Watcher^


bump
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Maybe we're giving birth to an elephant.

Their gestation period is about two years, so maybe we're just getting started.
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Histerical lol
Thanks for that laugh,
The bible gives timeline ?
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it is that time..
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Maybe we're giving birth to an elephant.

Their gestation period is about two years, so maybe we're just getting started.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 373696


chuckle One can only hope and pray!
 Quoting: ^Watcher^




Just like John Hagee says, " Pack up, Pray up, Were going up!!!!" I am soooo ready!!!
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^^^this^^^

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What do you think will happen when the water breaks?

The 'Great Lakes' maybe?

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All I know is today is one day closer to Christ's return than yesterday was. I see signs but the Lord has his own timetable. It could be 50 or 100 years or tomorrow.

"Now is the day of salvation" is in the Bible for a reason.
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O.k., the "blizzard of '11" was from January 8th - 13th. A human gestational period is commonly documented as 266 days....so that puts us roughly at an October 1st due date.
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O.k., the "blizzard of '11" was from January 8th - 13th. A human gestational period is commonly documented as 266 days....so that puts us roughly at an October 1st due date.
 Quoting: woowoochic


Rosh Hashana starts September the 28th... Could it be ohyeah
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Hi Watcher,

Having had three children, NATURALLY, I can vouch for the pain...

But, oh what a joy to give birth to a beautiful new life!!

Just as our 'new life' with our Lord will be!



Although, we MUST keep our 'focus' on Him and know that we will get through it safelyhf


Just waiting on 'delivery' with the rest of His believers...God Bless
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ABORT!

ABORT!

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O.k., the "blizzard of '11" was from January 8th - 13th. A human gestational period is commonly documented as 266 days....so that puts us roughly at an October 1st due date.
 Quoting: woowoochic


Rosh Hashana starts September the 28th... Could it be ohyeah
 Quoting: Troubled Waters...


Makes sense...the feast of trumpets..."at the last trump", the dead raised up and all.
You Dont Have A Soul. You Are A Soul. You Have A Body.
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Wow!!!! That is profound Watcher. I'm going to have to think on that for a while.hf
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ABORT!

ABORT!
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Vid moves fast so you have to pause a lot, but tons of good info..

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Just like John Hagee says, " Pack up, Pray up, Were going up!!!!" I am soooo ready!!!
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o.

m.
g.
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they are so in your face with all this.
 Quoting: ceawaves


Personally, I believe they don't even realize they are giving us clues...but GOD knows and is orchestrating the whole thing just as it should be!

God always warns before exacting His judgement. Headlines like this are a warning of sorts, imo.
 Quoting: ^Watcher^


I totally agree with you!! Thanks for posting!
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Hi Watcher,

I watched a show yesterday where the speaker mentioned the number of earthquakes of 6.0 magnitude or greater by decade since 1900. It seems that the numbers went up and down a little over the decades, but not by leaps and bounds. I think the average per decade was 50 or 60.

But then, it jumps way up in the decade 2001 to 2010 to over 400. I did not verify these figures, but if they are correct, then wow!
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maranatha, woo-hoo !
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maranatha, woo-hoo !
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chorus chorus
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The virgin, Virgo IS GIVING BIRTH THIS ROSH HASHANNA!! Are you ready? Time is much later than most people realize. 9nania explains it in her video....hard to hear her, but worth the effort.

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Re: If we are living in the times of "Birth Pangs", then shouldn't we expect a "Birth" after 9 months? CHECK OUT THIS HEADLINE!
Are you perhaps confusing labor with pregnancy? Thank God that birth pangs by an actual birth dont last 9 months(40 weeks). scream chuckle

Labor(birth pangs) are different as the woman who are giving birth. Varies from mintues, hours to days, but not months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1537886


Or think of the crazy weather like you would a pregnant woman with raging hormones. If the 9 months are "up" then the birth pangs are next. So far all we've seen are some pimples, nasty stretch marks and a bit of sciatica. Next should come the contractions, dilation and being pushed through the birth canal, being squeezed all the way.


Didn't the Mayans have a 260 cycle similar to the 9 month gestational cycle?

And the bible verse about being amazed at one another and seeing flaming faces...that sounds like a veil lifting and really seeing each other's energy as the new normal. How amazing would that be? No more deceit and lies because everyone will SEE.

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