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Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2011 01:59 AM
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Dude, fuck eBay
Seriously. I sold a car. High bidder was a deadbeat. Dealt with eBay to get fees refunded, opened a dispute. Had heart attack, went to hospital. Somewhere in between opening the dispute and almost dying they have some default that finds against the seller. That's right - they want $400+ because I didn't close the dispute via their 'process' in their 'user agreement terms' widow of opportunity.

So I called them. I tried to reason with them. I talked to every dirty, brown, mono-brow, hijab wearing, bush pants, stinky, Mohammed dick sucking, 'english as a fourth language' cunt in Calcutta. It's all 'yes sir, I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do sir'. I almost had another goddamned heart attack from dealing with all the 3rd world full retard. It's like a giant den of fucking criminals from the top to the bottom. The fees are so goddamned ridiculous I don't know how anybody can afford to use eBay to sell anything anyway. 90% of the sellers on there are con artists.

I had one guy buy an OEM BMW nav unit from me and return a box with a brick in it - he then opened a dispute against me and won! Lost $850.

I had one guy take a deposit for a car (described as 'brand new' and flawless) as 'non refundable' then tell me after the sale that the car had been wrecked - and was still wrecked. I opened a dispute. They said 'sorry, the deposit is non-refundable'. Lost $2K.

I bought a 2011 Macbook Pro on there last month. The seller said he couldn't ship for 3-5 days, then started giving me the 'the warehouse flooded, my assistant is ordering a new one, etc' excuses rather than a refund. Turns out he was just waiting for PayPal's withdrawal to clear so he could flake. That one almost cost me $4K. Thank God American Express works fast.

eBay is a total toilet.

Why the fuck can't anonymous or the nothing do something that's actually good for the human race and take eBay the fuck out?
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09/07/2011 01:59 AM
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09/07/2011 02:00 AM
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Sorry, moral of my story; my account has been suspended for non-payment of fees I don't owe...AGAIN.
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09/07/2011 02:01 AM
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baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1537544


Neat. Is that your IQ level or the age of the girls you're attracted to?
Anonymous Coward
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09/07/2011 02:02 AM
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Havent had any problems with eBay...
I always use myibidder and get shit fo real cheap.
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09/07/2011 02:03 AM
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Well dude - I went through the same shit on a smaller scale about a month ago. I've ignored it and so far nothing has happened. Not sure how they can send me to collections. They do have my name and my address but I'm not sure that's enough to go on. I think I just can't use my account ever again.
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09/07/2011 02:07 AM

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Sounds like the OP is a slow learner. LOL Sorry Op but I would of never been back after that first time there.
Sorry you lost so much!!hf
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09/07/2011 02:08 AM
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Guess I been just lucky....over 1,500 transactions without a mishap.....
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09/07/2011 02:09 AM
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baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1537544


Neat. Is that your IQ level or the age of the girls you're attracted to?
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babybabybaby
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09/07/2011 02:10 AM
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Even better,

Print counterfeit money.

Go down to the shop and buy something fairly expensive during a busy time in the shop.

come home, advertise it on ebay a little bit cheaper than store price.

make %100 profit.

repeat cycle daily.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/07/2011 02:14 AM
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Well dude - I went through the same shit on a smaller scale about a month ago. I've ignored it and so far nothing has happened. Not sure how they can send me to collections. They do have my name and my address but I'm not sure that's enough to go on. I think I just can't use my account ever again.
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The last time I went through this with eBay their collections called me at least once a day 6 days a week over $150. After 3 months I had to have my phone number changed.
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09/07/2011 02:15 AM
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baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1537544


Neat. Is that your IQ level or the age of the girls you're attracted to?
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babybabybaby
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Wow, three babies? You must be Mexican.
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09/07/2011 02:15 AM
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baby
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1537544


Neat. Is that your IQ level or the age of the girls you're attracted to?
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babybabybaby
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Wow, three babies? You must be Mexican.
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babybabybabybabybabybaby
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09/07/2011 02:17 AM
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eBay is not the place to buy/sell cars and laptops obviously...

eBay is for stupid crap
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09/07/2011 02:18 AM
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dick
dudeguyman

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09/07/2011 02:19 AM
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Seriously. I sold a car. High bidder was a deadbeat. Dealt with eBay to get fees refunded, opened a dispute. Had heart attack, went to hospital. Somewhere in between opening the dispute and almost dying they have some default that finds against the seller. That's right - they want $400+ because I didn't close the dispute via their 'process' in their 'user agreement terms' widow of opportunity.

So I called them. I tried to reason with them. I talked to every dirty, brown, mono-brow, hijab wearing, bush pants, stinky, Mohammed dick sucking, 'english as a fourth language' cunt in Calcutta. It's all 'yes sir, I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do sir'. I almost had another goddamned heart attack from dealing with all the 3rd world full retard. It's like a giant den of fucking criminals from the top to the bottom. The fees are so goddamned ridiculous I don't know how anybody can afford to use eBay to sell anything anyway. 90% of the sellers on there are con artists.

I had one guy buy an OEM BMW nav unit from me and return a box with a brick in it - he then opened a dispute against me and won! Lost $850.

I had one guy take a deposit for a car (described as 'brand new' and flawless) as 'non refundable' then tell me after the sale that the car had been wrecked - and was still wrecked. I opened a dispute. They said 'sorry, the deposit is non-refundable'. Lost $2K.

I bought a 2011 Macbook Pro on there last month. The seller said he couldn't ship for 3-5 days, then started giving me the 'the warehouse flooded, my assistant is ordering a new one, etc' excuses rather than a refund. Turns out he was just waiting for PayPal's withdrawal to clear so he could flake. That one almost cost me $4K. Thank God American Express works fast.

eBay is a total toilet.

Why the fuck can't anonymous or the nothing do something that's actually good for the human race and take eBay the fuck out?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1537288


wow i have been fucked on ebay once, but not that bad sorry man
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09/07/2011 02:20 AM
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lol ebay is funny I have seen one place selling something for $10.95 and 3 other people selling the same thing for $30.
Basically just re listing that same thing on the hope someone clicks on their link lmao
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09/07/2011 03:09 AM
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I have been tricked once on eBay. I bought 2 GSM/GPRS "new" modems. Then I found out they were probably failed units from the QC department of the company. Of course the seller had vanished! I would stay away. Most of the times you will find what you want in cheaper prices.
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09/07/2011 03:16 AM
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You need to be careful when you do business on Ebay. Here are some rules for you.

1- Only deal with good sellers/buyers. Look at their positive feedbacks.
2- Never buy a car or something like that on Ebaby.
3- Dont sell or buy stuffs internationally. If you are a US seller, do business with US buyers.
4- If you are a seller, ship everything with a Confirmation.
5-Use USPS Prioprity mail or FEDEX.
Luchare

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09/07/2011 03:24 AM
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best excuse I have ever had as a buyer: "Could not ship the item (s) to you because the Australia Post address labelling machine chewed up the products." Got to love the elaboration though.
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09/07/2011 03:44 AM
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I know right? I got scammed, and I am Christ.

They want me to pay for a snowboard I sold CHEAP, Snowboard was 650$.

Guy was lucky I sold it cheap, then goes and tries to rip me off, and once again same shit.

Just for that, there a bug on ebay, if you bid first or very low, repeat that bid again 1 sec b4 auction ends and it will reset to what your first bid is as the final bid.*May be fix, since I reported it and ebay had no fees for 2 days because of my bug report*

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