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I am an ET researching your planet...

 
Sidhe (OP)

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We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no.
The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational.
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Are you from the planet uranus?
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No. I am not from your solar system.
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Are you from Pluto?
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Are you not familiar with the planets in your own solar system? How sad.
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blah blah blah anything equivallent to money blah blah blah
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Maybe you should be researching how to spell first.

Rather convenient you are in America too, of all the gin joints in the world of course it would be there.
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Well maybe if we got some honest info we could better fight for ourselves. All we need is the truth.

We can start with which group do you belong?

Planet Earth supports the Angels & Planets in Service to the Infinite One Creator.

The Law is One.

We will not war with anyone but let God and Karma sort out the reptilians.
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well ehm can you remember the ufo in the town webster ?

and green aliens in siberië ?
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Now the mighty Olaf!! the thread that keeps on giving!!!

ana
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i'v seen it with my own eyes on this site.

just oh darn my ears
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Hahahaha! What sort of fool do you take me for? That's against protocol!
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Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

ufo56
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My "job" is more about studying humans. There are plenty of others to study the geography of earth, which we have been studying for ages. I thought this site was a good place to get information.
Speaking of which, I have a question. Why do humans have an obsession with cheap, unimaginative music, like pop and rap? And why do humans worship celebrities? I don't understand this.
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Because they're on TV.
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Still missing the point. I would advise those of you who worship the TV to listen to a song from Pink Floyd- Fletcher Memorial Home.
Anyway, worshipping tv and celebrities is not healthy for the advancement of mankind. You all really ought to rethink your priorities.
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Hahahaha! What sort of fool do you take me for? That's against protocol!
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Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

ufo56
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


My "job" is more about studying humans. There are plenty of others to study the geography of earth, which we have been studying for ages. I thought this site was a good place to get information.
Speaking of which, I have a question. Why do humans have an obsession with cheap, unimaginative music, like pop and rap? And why do humans worship celebrities? I don't understand this.
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Because they're on TV.
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Ohhh my crazy ET alien, you got yourself a easy answer:
All the good musician/composer are dead, you know, Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, Chopin, etc, etc..

Celebrities: i don't even know what that concept means. You should know better, you know a ET from a distant place in a website full of nutjobs..

I find really odd that and ET that have the tech to contact us from outter space to a website, can't find the meaning us such a stupid thing.

Whatever make you roll ELMO..
whatever
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OP, please tell me how do you get your pc net conection, and what kind or ways do you use to 'study' human behavior, how do you know about human thougts and feelings, how do you have acess to our minds.
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shit beam me up scottie...i promise to be a good test subject...ill work for food, you just have to promise not to feed me gmo. see you tonight!
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Hahahaha! What sort of fool do you take me for? That's against protocol!
 Quoting: Sidhe


Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

ufo56
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.
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You crack me up with your answer

I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP.

lmaololgotbop
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It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
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blah blah blah anything equivallent to money blah blah blah
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Maybe you should be researching how to spell first.

Rather convenient you are in America too, of all the gin joints in the world of course it would be there.
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As it happens, I find my english to be better than the average american's. Also, it was not my idea to be stationed in the USA. I'd much rather be in europe or asia. Much more interesting. I especially liked Germany.
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Even now, his superior ET officers from the federation are watching closely and monitoring the situation. They may even visit me tonight, but I have my own probe to show them. They don't stand a chance; they'll bow down as soon as my cheeks spread and I open the jar of butter. OP will never admit it, but we all know the truth. Aliens are here to stay, pray, and probe.
Sidhe (OP)

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OP, please tell me how do you get your pc net conection, and what kind or ways do you use to 'study' human behavior, how do you know about human thougts and feelings, how do you have acess to our minds.
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As unexceptional as this may sound to you, I access the internet through a computer. Not hard to come by on earth.
We study humans through observation, and sites lile these are a useful tool for annonymity. we are telepathic, as well, but that's besides the point.
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I did say we are arrogant. Nonetheless, we are fond of humans and the other lifeforms of earth.
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:)

I fear I know humans who think *they* are the only lifeforms on earth.....

Welcome....

hf

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Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

ufo56
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650



You crack me up with your answer

I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP.

lmaololgotbop
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650


LLOLOLOLOLOLOL
They absolutely like Cow anus, goat anus, chiken anus, pig anus... Well you know what i mean.. LOL they like our anus for christ sake..

They like to probe everything anal
alien16

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cruise THIS ET MAKE MY DAY LOLOLOL

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Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

ufo56
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.
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You crack me up with your answer

I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP.

lmaololgotbop
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
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Again, why do so many humans have such an obsession with this?
For the record, as our anatomy is quite similar to humans', why assume we lack important anotomical attributes. We are mammals, after all.
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Can you tell us if some of the things we fear are real like. . . .CHEMTRAILs, 911 conspiracy, NWO, coming ELEs. . . coffee4
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650



You crack me up with your answer

I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP.

lmaololgotbop
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
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Again, why do so many humans have such an obsession with this?
For the record, as our anatomy is quite similar to humans', why assume we lack important anotomical attributes. We are mammals, after all.
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Ok progress here, you are accepting that you have an ANUS????
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I did say we are arrogant. Nonetheless, we are fond of humans and the other lifeforms of earth.
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:)

I fear I know humans who think *they* are the only lifeforms on earth.....

Welcome....

hf
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Thanks. They'd have to be deaf, dumb and blind to think that. :-)
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Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

ufo56
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650



You crack me up with your answer

I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP.

lmaololgotbop
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
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hf
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It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
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Your asshole has a purpose....nobody wants to probe it.....
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Can you tell us if some of the things we fear are real like. . . .CHEMTRAILs, 911 conspiracy, NWO, coming ELEs. . . coffee4
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Yes, these things are real. There is a major conspiracy that has been in the making further back than constantine and nicea to enslave humanity. Chem trails are intended to spread disease. To the illuminati, run by a cruel race of et's, along with their human counterparts, view humanity as cattle, lab rats. My people do not condone this, and have our own conflicts with these et forces. Gmo's are part of ther agenda.
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Can you tell us if some of the things we fear are real like. . . .CHEMTRAILs, 911 conspiracy, NWO, coming ELEs. . . coffee4
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Yes, these things are real. There is a major conspiracy that has been in the making further back than constantine and nicea to enslave humanity. Chem trails are intended to spread disease. To the illuminati, run by a cruel race of et's, along with their human counterparts, view humanity as cattle, lab rats. My people do not condone this, and have our own conflicts with these et forces. Gmo's are part of ther agenda.
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You will have to explain to me what ELE is? I am not good with abbreviations, sorry.
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so you live among normal people or with your mates, normal house or special flat, how do you travel? whats your schedule>¿??
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You crack me up with your answer

I think is the best and most original anwer i got here on GLP.

lmaololgotbop
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It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650


Again, why do so many humans have such an obsession with this?
For the record, as our anatomy is quite similar to humans', why assume we lack important anotomical attributes. We are mammals, after all.
 Quoting: Sidhe


Ok progress here, you are accepting that you have an ANUS????
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


Silly person. Of course. Why are you so interested? Wishing you could do a little probing? ;-)
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Can you tell us if some of the things we fear are real like. . . .CHEMTRAILs, 911 conspiracy, NWO, coming ELEs. . . coffee4
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Yes, these things are real. There is a major conspiracy that has been in the making further back than constantine and nicea to enslave humanity. Chem trails are intended to spread disease. To the illuminati, run by a cruel race of et's, along with their human counterparts, view humanity as cattle, lab rats. My people do not condone this, and have our own conflicts with these et forces. Gmo's are part of ther agenda.
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You will have to explain to me what ELE is? I am not good with abbreviations, sorry.
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Extinction Level Events or near Extinction. . .
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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so you live among normal people or with your mates, normal house or special flat, how do you travel? whats your schedule>¿??
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We associate with select humans. They assist us, as we cannot often risk being seen in public. I could somewhat pass as a very tall human female, if I wear sunglasses, and cover much of my body/features, but it is still risky. Here, we live under more human conditions, though on our planet, our lifestyle is nothing like your.
What do you mean by schedule? Such as how long I am here? We report back to our home planet usually every 10 years, or in the current climate, we will be departing earth within a year.
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It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518650


Again, why do so many humans have such an obsession with this?
For the record, as our anatomy is quite similar to humans', why assume we lack important anotomical attributes. We are mammals, after all.
 Quoting: Sidhe


Ok progress here, you are accepting that you have an ANUS????
 Quoting: 2Crazy4U


Silly person. Of course. Why are you so interested? Wishing you could do a little probing? ;-)
 Quoting: Sidhe


OF COURSE i'm silly... Don't you see that i'm talking to an ET.....
And if you want to probe me, you need to ask me out first, buy me a dinner at least, after that you can probe me, "i'm horny and i love you long time"
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Can you tell us if some of the things we fear are real like. . . .CHEMTRAILs, 911 conspiracy, NWO, coming ELEs. . . coffee4
 Quoting: George B


Yes, these things are real. There is a major conspiracy that has been in the making further back than constantine and nicea to enslave humanity. Chem trails are intended to spread disease. To the illuminati, run by a cruel race of et's, along with their human counterparts, view humanity as cattle, lab rats. My people do not condone this, and have our own conflicts with these et forces. Gmo's are part of ther agenda.
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You will have to explain to me what ELE is? I am not good with abbreviations, sorry.
 Quoting: Sidhe


Extinction Level Events or near Extinction. . .
 Quoting: George B


Ah, I see. Thank you. We predict that if war occurs, this is the most likely possibility. Do not discount your Ancient's prophecies. There is truth to these things. I have foreseen massive destruction in the far south east. It will effect the entire planet. I hope I am wrong. This, among other reasons, is why I pleaded with my order to come to your aid. Your species deserves a better future than the one in store for you.
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Again, why do so many humans have such an obsession with this?
For the record, as our anatomy is quite similar to humans', why assume we lack important anotomical attributes. We are mammals, after all.
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Ok progress here, you are accepting that you have an ANUS????
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Silly person. Of course. Why are you so interested? Wishing you could do a little probing? ;-)
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OF COURSE i'm silly... Don't you see that i'm talking to an ET.....
And if you want to probe me, you need to ask me out first, buy me a dinner at least, after that you can probe me, "i'm horny and i love you long time"
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Haha! Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I preffer my own species, and am already involved with someone very special.

But now I must say good bye, for now. I have things to do. Hopefully, I will be able to return to this thread at a later date.
Nice talking to you all!
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Yes, these things are real. There is a major conspiracy that has been in the making further back than constantine and nicea to enslave humanity. Chem trails are intended to spread disease. To the illuminati, run by a cruel race of et's, along with their human counterparts, view humanity as cattle, lab rats. My people do not condone this, and have our own conflicts with these et forces. Gmo's are part of ther agenda.
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You will have to explain to me what ELE is? I am not good with abbreviations, sorry.
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Extinction Level Events or near Extinction. . .
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Ah, I see. Thank you. We predict that if war occurs, this is the most likely possibility. Do not discount your Ancient's prophecies. There is truth to these things. I have foreseen massive destruction in the far south east. It will effect the entire planet. I hope I am wrong. This, among other reasons, is why I pleaded with my order to come to your aid. Your species deserves a better future than the one in store for you.
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Is that the reason you will be leaving within one year?
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Re: I am an ET researching your planet...
could you put here your picture?
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Hahahaha! What sort of fool do you take me for? That's against protocol!
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could you put your girlfriends picture here?
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