I am an ET researching your planet...

Really? You claim to know much for one who knows little. Tell me, how many moons has my planet got? Hint, don't include earth in our little guessing game.

What is up with the infatuation of your kind anal probing people? It seems gay.

I don't understand how this became such a common theory. We have no obsession with anal probing. That sounds more common with quack human doctors, mad scientists, in my view.

OP, do you enjoy anal alien sex?

No. Honestly, what's the point? Leave the anal sex to the homosexuals.

"A couple nights ago, I was throwing some raccoons into a furnace, like usual for cold nights here in Anchorage. Anyways, when I went to bed, I remember having a short dream about fighting king kong with a giant fly swatter. Since I live absolutely alone and I have no friends, I don't see the need to lock my door. Anyways, at about 3am I woke up, and I felt something slithering up my spine. At first I didn't even process there was something there, but then when I turned and looked I saw two red eyes, and green moist looking skin. This being had really sharp teeth. He tied my arms and threw me on the ground. He arched my back and proceeded to put something inside of my anus, it felt cold and moist. After about 3 hours, I felt an odd liquid entering my anus, and it came out of my mouth. I passed out, that's all I remember after this. (I wasn't startled at first because I thought my dogs vibrator was on my bed)
please, if you've had a similar experience, please tell me how you coped with it...it is very traumatizing and my imaginary friends keep laughing at me...plz help"

Is this you OP?

Because it's a taboo, and you know us human's are attracted to naughty, socially less accepted things. Do you smoke weed on your planet?

You seem to have a very active imagination. Although imagination is a good thing, I would not advise such fantasies.

We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no.
The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational.

Yeah, ET truthout!!!

You're a big meany.

WILL YOU COME VISIT ME TONITE

Are you from the planet uranus?

Hahahaha! What sort of fool do you take me for? That's against protocol!

No. I am not from your solar system.

He doesn't like anal, so he won't be there.

WILL YOU COME VISIT ME TONITE

We like naughty, also, but the question was do I like anal. The answer to which, is no.
The equivallent of cannabis, yes. And there are no regulations against such things. Herbs have many healing benefits, and sometimes recreational.

Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

Well maybe if we got some honest info we could better fight for ourselves. All we need is the truth.

We can start with which group do you belong?

Planet Earth supports the Angels & Planets in Service to the Infinite One Creator.

The Law is One.

We will not war with anyone but let God and Karma sort out the reptilians.

Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

My "job" is more about studying humans. There are plenty of others to study the geography of earth, which we have been studying for ages. I thought this site was a good place to get information.
Speaking of which, I have a question. Why do humans have an obsession with cheap, unimaginative music, like pop and rap? And why do humans worship celebrities? I don't understand this.

Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.

well ehm can you remember the ufo in the town webster ?

and green aliens in siberië ?

Well, naturally this is a psychological experiment to mingle with Earthlings from a distance. So far all I know is he isn't in our solar system and he doesn't enjoy or practice anal sex. I'm guessing his alien race doesn't have an anus, like most of them. They all want it, but won't talk about it openly. Those late night runs to our rooms, all those probe toys and such. It's not within the guidelines provided by the federation. If they get caught, they're stuck making crop circles and carving up cattle I'm guessing.

So with all your advanced technology you cannot get an upgraded account? Pathetic.

Holy crap if you were an ET ill bet all my money that the last thing you will do is posting a thread on GLP.

If you are reasearching planet Earth, damn you should be busy exploring only the 70% of the surface of water.....
Are you lame at work or what?

Are you from Pluto?