I am an ET researching your planet...

Maybe you should be researching how to spell first.

Rather convenient you are in America too, of all the gin joints in the world of course it would be there.

i'v seen it with my own eyes on this site.

just oh darn my ears

Still missing the point. I would advise those of you who worship the TV to listen to a song from Pink Floyd- Fletcher Memorial Home.
Anyway, worshipping tv and celebrities is not healthy for the advancement of mankind. You all really ought to rethink your priorities.

Ohhh my crazy ET alien, you got yourself a easy answer:
All the good musician/composer are dead, you know, Beethoven, Mozart, Vivaldi, Chopin, etc, etc..

Celebrities: i don't even know what that concept means. You should know better, you know a ET from a distant place in a website full of nutjobs..

I find really odd that and ET that have the tech to contact us from outter space to a website, can't find the meaning us such a stupid thing.

Whatever make you roll ELMO..

OP, please tell me how do you get your pc net conection, and what kind or ways do you use to 'study' human behavior, how do you know about human thougts and feelings, how do you have acess to our minds.

shit beam me up scottie...i promise to be a good test subject...ill work for food, you just have to promise not to feed me gmo. see you tonight!

It all makes sense, now, see? We're their special experiment, basically. They want to learn how to pleasure themselves by doing mock experiments to cover up what they're really after - our asshole.

Our best defense is to show extreme emotions when presented with anal probes; they don't like when we laugh and scream in jubilation. They are confused and astounded by this because they lack an anus to understand. They want us to live in fear and leave the night light on, but when we know our best defense is an open ended backdoor approach we are no longer the victim.

They will continue to probe and try to make their own with body parts from cows - they produce the most methane - but it'll never be the same as our hole. Those who control the anus, control the universe within their heart. The federation knows this, and any rogue alien elements are punished severely for pursuing this forbidden knowledge that leads to freedom.

As it happens, I find my english to be better than the average american's. Also, it was not my idea to be stationed in the USA. I'd much rather be in europe or asia. Much more interesting. I especially liked Germany.

Even now, his superior ET officers from the federation are watching closely and monitoring the situation. They may even visit me tonight, but I have my own probe to show them. They don't stand a chance; they'll bow down as soon as my cheeks spread and I open the jar of butter. OP will never admit it, but we all know the truth. Aliens are here to stay, pray, and probe.

As unexceptional as this may sound to you, I access the internet through a computer. Not hard to come by on earth.
We study humans through observation, and sites lile these are a useful tool for annonymity. we are telepathic, as well, but that's besides the point.

:)

I fear I know humans who think *they* are the only lifeforms on earth.....

Welcome....



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They absolutely like Cow anus, goat anus, chiken anus, pig anus... Well you know what i mean.. LOL they like our anus for christ sake..

They like to probe everything anal




THIS ET MAKE MY DAY LOLOLOL

Again, why do so many humans have such an obsession with this?
For the record, as our anatomy is quite similar to humans', why assume we lack important anotomical attributes. We are mammals, after all.

Can you tell us if some of the things we fear are real like. . . .CHEMTRAILs, 911 conspiracy, NWO, coming ELEs. . .

Thanks. They'd have to be deaf, dumb and blind to think that. :-)

Your asshole has a purpose....nobody wants to probe it.....

Yes, these things are real. There is a major conspiracy that has been in the making further back than constantine and nicea to enslave humanity. Chem trails are intended to spread disease. To the illuminati, run by a cruel race of et's, along with their human counterparts, view humanity as cattle, lab rats. My people do not condone this, and have our own conflicts with these et forces. Gmo's are part of ther agenda.

You will have to explain to me what ELE is? I am not good with abbreviations, sorry.

so you live among normal people or with your mates, normal house or special flat, how do you travel? whats your schedule>¿??

Silly person. Of course. Why are you so interested? Wishing you could do a little probing? ;-)

Extinction Level Events or near Extinction. . .

We associate with select humans. They assist us, as we cannot often risk being seen in public. I could somewhat pass as a very tall human female, if I wear sunglasses, and cover much of my body/features, but it is still risky. Here, we live under more human conditions, though on our planet, our lifestyle is nothing like your.
What do you mean by schedule? Such as how long I am here? We report back to our home planet usually every 10 years, or in the current climate, we will be departing earth within a year.

OF COURSE i'm silly... Don't you see that i'm talking to an ET.....
And if you want to probe me, you need to ask me out first, buy me a dinner at least, after that you can probe me, "i'm horny and i love you long time"

Ah, I see. Thank you. We predict that if war occurs, this is the most likely possibility. Do not discount your Ancient's prophecies. There is truth to these things. I have foreseen massive destruction in the far south east. It will effect the entire planet. I hope I am wrong. This, among other reasons, is why I pleaded with my order to come to your aid. Your species deserves a better future than the one in store for you.

Haha! Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I preffer my own species, and am already involved with someone very special.

But now I must say good bye, for now. I have things to do. Hopefully, I will be able to return to this thread at a later date.
Nice talking to you all!
Peace Earthlings!

Is that the reason you will be leaving within one year?

could you put your girlfriends picture here?

My entire team will be leaving within a year, due to conditions on earth, but nevertheless, I will be glad to be home with my beloved.
Good night, all!