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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
AmericanJedi

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Can you tell us a little bit of what happens in the next time in europe, especially the EU/EURO-crisis

thx
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Germany will bailout Greece. Europe will not only survive, but thrive.
 Quoting: ren1999


How does it thrive amidst the chaos of a war you predict in 2015?
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

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Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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No answer to the fusion core question = not John Titor. Trust me.
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Who is Ethan? And why is he so important?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Ethan is one of the many screen names of my cousin Keith who is helping me navigate the world-line.

It takes 2 people to successfully navigate through time. That second person often goes by the name "Thomas" which means "twin".

Let the person who has understanding, decipher this.
 Quoting: ren1999


If you are who I think you are, answer this question: What TV show did we watch at night that you loved? We watched it almost every night. What was it?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Yo p-pop! He isn't who you are thinking of. In answer to your question. Depends. South Park or MST.

I should be in the nines right now. You will get the hint. In this line you and Turtle are here.

You were right all along. About a lot of things. You were doing the right thing. It keeps us safe. Andrew Jackson is gone before the war. I am sorry. But you are the anchor for us.

So glad you were and are who you are. Run silent. Listen.

One last thing. MOOOO.
 Quoting: T....RIPPPPPP 1486767


Ok. What was the name of your horse? And what phrase did I have you memorize?
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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"Why did you fail at your predictions?"

Tell me what those predictions are and I will defend them.
 Quoting: ren1999


US Civil war in 2008.

You predicted it. It did not happen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 460707


Or did it?

Americans dont stand together on issues, they argue and fight than resort to namecalling.

Sounds like civil war to me in a theoretical sense.

Half the country verbally fighting the other half.
 Quoting: Merci


well most humans on this world now only know what the governments media tells them.

none of us knows fully how much has happened in the year after WWII, let alone just say, 2000.

why would you evewr trust anything anyone told you in the
media.

i bet there couls have been a major war and most of you would even care,
after all there have been atleast 4.
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No answer to the fusion core question = not John Titor. Trust me.
 Quoting: Hieronymous Toward


Wouldn't the answer be on the patent by Pohlman?
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal."
-Albert Pike

• The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. •

“Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

“You hush up your mouth!” howled the mighty King Yertle.
“You’ve no right to talk to the world’s highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There’s nothing, no, NOTHING, that’s higher than me!”
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oh no we have a titortard thread
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Ethan is one of the many screen names of my cousin Keith who is helping me navigate the world-line.

It takes 2 people to successfully navigate through time. That second person often goes by the name "Thomas" which means "twin".

Let the person who has understanding, decipher this.
 Quoting: ren1999


If you are who I think you are, answer this question: What TV show did we watch at night that you loved? We watched it almost every night. What was it?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Yo p-pop! He isn't who you are thinking of. In answer to your question. Depends. South Park or MST.

I should be in the nines right now. You will get the hint. In this line you and Turtle are here.

You were right all along. About a lot of things. You were doing the right thing. It keeps us safe. Andrew Jackson is gone before the war. I am sorry. But you are the anchor for us.

So glad you were and are who you are. Run silent. Listen.

One last thing. MOOOO.
 Quoting: T....RIPPPPPP 1486767


Ok. What was the name of your horse? And what phrase did I have you memorize?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Bill. But he was not my horse. It was Latin. It was a motto of medieval knights. In this symbol we triumph.
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No answer to the fusion core question = not John Titor. Trust me.
 Quoting: Hieronymous Toward


Wouldn't the answer be on the patent by Pohlman?
 Quoting: Tatlantis


Ner, Pohlman's is radioactive. This mechanism is different - no radiation.
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Ethan is one of the many screen names of my cousin Keith who is helping me navigate the world-line.

It takes 2 people to successfully navigate through time. That second person often goes by the name "Thomas" which means "twin".

Let the person who has understanding, decipher this.
 Quoting: ren1999


If you are who I think you are, answer this question: What TV show did we watch at night that you loved? We watched it almost every night. What was it?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Yo p-pop! He isn't who you are thinking of. In answer to your question. Depends. South Park or MST.

I should be in the nines right now. You will get the hint. In this line you and Turtle are here.

You were right all along. About a lot of things. You were doing the right thing. It keeps us safe. Andrew Jackson is gone before the war. I am sorry. But you are the anchor for us.

So glad you were and are who you are. Run silent. Listen.

One last thing. MOOOO.
 Quoting: T....RIPPPPPP 1486767


Ok. What was the name of your horse? And what phrase did I have you memorize?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Bill. But he was not my horse. It was Latin. It was a motto of medieval knights. In this symbol we triumph.
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oh no we have a titortard thread
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He tried. More than others. But his knowledge is lacking as well as his verbal skills to copy. Study harder next time he will.
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Are the Elliptical orbit planets going to affect earth and when?

Is it time to bunker up?

When will the West coast have the Big one.

Why is it ok now to explain all things when you claimed in 1999/2000 you would not.


What is the world population by 2013?

Did you are anyone make millions off that Lottery last year?

Are you going to give out more prior lottery numbers?
Tempus Edax Rerum - Time devours all things

Tempus est optimus iudex - Time will tell
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ren199,
"Don't you get it? The IBM 5100 is a computer from the future. I put it in the past to change things."

"Ok we are listening."

I knew that would get your attention.
 Quoting: ren1999


so why did you say you were here to retrieve it and if you were BSing us then why should we believe you now?
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waiting.........................
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Here are some general details about the U.S. Civil War 2.
I'll be back here on Friday to answer more questions in detail.

The U.S. Civil War is not figurative. It will happen.

The North African Civil Wars and the U.K. Riots indicate a growing realization that poor people are assaulted by a system that only rewards those who are born to wealth.

Low wages and unemployment are already causing riots in the U.S.

Doesn't anybody know that Obama cancelled all public events during those riots? The Wisconsin State Fair? $10/month Broadband accounts for poor families to keep them in their homes?

Michigan is next. They're cutting off people's welfare too quickly. Unions are rising up in violence as well.

Those of you who consider me a Libertarian need to read my comments again. I'm a Social Democrat. Is this Civil War necessary? Perhaps.

When? Obama is the Lincoln President. There will be a stand-off civil war sometime between 2011 to 2016. At our weakest most divided territorial moment, the Islamists will suicide nuke and rad many of our cities.

This future is not set in stone. But you can see these stones in the water if you look hard.

Turkey is an Islamic state. Is it not?

And where is the Red Sea?
John Thomas of the Titor Project
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bump
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waiting............
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Here are some general details about the U.S. Civil War 2.
I'll be back here on Friday to answer more questions in detail.

The U.S. Civil War is not figurative. It will happen.

The North African Civil Wars and the U.K. Riots indicate a growing realization that poor people are assaulted by a system that only rewards those who are born to wealth.

Low wages and unemployment are already causing riots in the U.S.

Doesn't anybody know that Obama cancelled all public events during those riots? The Wisconsin State Fair? $10/month Broadband accounts for poor families to keep them in their homes?

Michigan is next. They're cutting off people's welfare too quickly. Unions are rising up in violence as well.

Those of you who consider me a Libertarian need to read my comments again. I'm a Social Democrat. Is this Civil War necessary? Perhaps.

When? Obama is the Lincoln President. There will be a stand-off civil war sometime between 2011 to 2016. At our weakest most divided territorial moment, the Islamists will suicide nuke and rad many of our cities.

This future is not set in stone. But you can see these stones in the water if you look hard.

Turkey is an Islamic state. Is it not?

And where is the Red Sea?
 Quoting: ren1999


Again, why don't you talk like John Titor? Did you watch the Ringer? You think we're a bunch of retards who can't tell the difference?
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09/08/2011 01:22 PM
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someone tell no name bout dis
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The IBM 5100 has the ability to decrypt/translate/convert legacy computer languages.

It wasn't just needed to avert Y2K.

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You all already know the details of the portable displacement device.

I'll give you a simple explanation of time-travel to think about while I'm away.

A picture is a primitive time travel device.
An HD recorder is a more advanced time travel device.

You can record yourself and say 'Hi' to your recorded past self. But your past self can't say 'Hi' back.

This portable device can project my image so intensely that I can say 'Hi' and people from the past can hear me.

Ghosts have this same ability but they mostly project themselves into the future.

agent
John Thomas of the Titor Project
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"Again, why don't you talk like John Titor? Did you watch the Ringer? You think we're a bunch of retards who can't tell the difference?"

I'm talking like I always have.
I've just figured how to type so that you can understand me better.
I've been learning things.
John Thomas of the Titor Project
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The IBM 5100 has the ability to decrypt/translate/convert legacy computer languages.

It wasn't just needed to avert Y2K.

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You all already know the details of the portable displacement device.

I'll give you a simple explanation of time-travel to think about while I'm away.

A picture is a primitive time travel device.
An HD recorder is a more advanced time travel device.

You can record yourself and say 'Hi' to your recorded past self. But your past self can't say 'Hi' back.

This portable device can project my image so intensely that I can say 'Hi' and people from the past can hear me.

Ghosts have this same ability but they mostly project themselves into the future.

agent
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Brilliant. lol
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"Again, why don't you talk like John Titor? Did you watch the Ringer? You think we're a bunch of retards who can't tell the difference?"

I'm talking like I always have.
I've just figured how to type so that you can understand me better.
I've been learning things.
 Quoting: ren1999


You talk like a paid member. Oh but you're not, what possibly could I mean?
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Here are some general details about the U.S. Civil War 2.
I'll be back here on Friday to answer more questions in detail.

The U.S. Civil War is not figurative. It will happen.

The North African Civil Wars and the U.K. Riots indicate a growing realization that poor people are assaulted by a system that only rewards those who are born to wealth.

Low wages and unemployment are already causing riots in the U.S.

Doesn't anybody know that Obama cancelled all public events during those riots? The Wisconsin State Fair? $10/month Broadband accounts for poor families to keep them in their homes?

Michigan is next. They're cutting off people's welfare too quickly. Unions are rising up in violence as well.

Those of you who consider me a Libertarian need to read my comments again. I'm a Social Democrat. Is this Civil War necessary? Perhaps.

When? Obama is the Lincoln President. There will be a stand-off civil war sometime between 2011 to 2016. At our weakest most divided territorial moment, the Islamists will suicide nuke and rad many of our cities.

This future is not set in stone. But you can see these stones in the water if you look hard.

Turkey is an Islamic state. Is it not?

And where is the Red Sea?
 Quoting: ren1999


i thought you said before it was the russiains that would do it?

anywho,

so your not from or never have been from the "main time line" have you?

how far out is your "timeline" from john?
how far out is this time line ?


the earth is gone in the main time line isn't it, john.

some of you people , who's time lines are more tword the old
"main time line", know this don't you.
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Here are some general details about the U.S. Civil War 2.
I'll be back here on Friday to answer more questions in detail.

The U.S. Civil War is not figurative. It will happen.

The North African Civil Wars and the U.K. Riots indicate a growing realization that poor people are assaulted by a system that only rewards those who are born to wealth.

Low wages and unemployment are already causing riots in the U.S.

Doesn't anybody know that Obama cancelled all public events during those riots? The Wisconsin State Fair? $10/month Broadband accounts for poor families to keep them in their homes?

Michigan is next. They're cutting off people's welfare too quickly. Unions are rising up in violence as well.

Those of you who consider me a Libertarian need to read my comments again. I'm a Social Democrat. Is this Civil War necessary? Perhaps.

When? Obama is the Lincoln President. There will be a stand-off civil war sometime between 2011 to 2016. At our weakest most divided territorial moment, the Islamists will suicide nuke and rad many of our cities.

This future is not set in stone. But you can see these stones in the water if you look hard.

Turkey is an Islamic state. Is it not?

And where is the Red Sea?
 Quoting: ren1999


i thought you said before it was the russiains that would do it?

anywho,

so your not from or never have been from the "main time line" have you?

how far out is your "timeline" from john?
how far out is this time line ?


the earth is gone in the main time line isn't it, john.

some of you people , who's time lines are more tword the old
"main time line", know this don't you.
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hiding
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Shouldn't the young Titor be busy running around in a loin cloth and blasting people with shotguns about right meow?
You only hear about SpecOps when they go wrong.
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"i thought you said before it was the russiains that would do it?"

Last post for tonight.
That plot comes right out of the book "Alas Babylon" By Pat Frank, also-known-as Harry Heart Frank. It was written for readers who were living in the 50s.
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Shouldn't the young Titor be busy running around in a loin cloth and blasting people with shotguns about right meow?
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Do the math and you'll discover stuff about that.
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If you are who I think you are, answer this question: What TV show did we watch at night that you loved? We watched it almost every night. What was it?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Yo p-pop! He isn't who you are thinking of. In answer to your question. Depends. South Park or MST.

I should be in the nines right now. You will get the hint. In this line you and Turtle are here.

You were right all along. About a lot of things. You were doing the right thing. It keeps us safe. Andrew Jackson is gone before the war. I am sorry. But you are the anchor for us.

So glad you were and are who you are. Run silent. Listen.

One last thing. MOOOO.
 Quoting: T....RIPPPPPP 1486767


Ok. What was the name of your horse? And what phrase did I have you memorize?
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


Bill. But he was not my horse. It was Latin. It was a motto of medieval knights. In this symbol we triumph.
 Quoting: T....RIPPPPPPP 1531528



Tell me something specific that I can use as a point of reference.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
Kenny Powers

If you steal the dreams of others long enough, sooner or later you'll end up in a nightmare.
American Jedi

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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Let me give you a little advice. John Titor's fame comes a lot from the fact that he talked like someone really wanting to learn about those around him. He didn't come off like a know it all. When pressed he would reply, but would be hesitant to do so. Youre just spouting your propaganda, which is nauseous to say the least. Like I said, learn.
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"i thought you said before it was the russiains that would do it?"

Last post for tonight.
That plot comes right out of the book "Alas Babylon" By Pat Frank, also-known-as Harry Heart Frank. It was written for readers who were living in the 50s.
 Quoting: ren1999


so if i go back to the "website" that some dude wrote about you and find you said it was the russians who attacked and

you lieing to me it would kinda prove your
1]bullshit
2]not the same john, ect....


though, most of the siple minde people never asked

if you were going threw time line stealing tek, cause maybe in your time line you didn't have the tek.

wich as far as i can see points to a "time war" between the time lines,
wich,

you didn't even have the balls to commet on . when i wrote it before.

loser.
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If you are who I think you are, answer this question: What TV show did we watch at night that you loved? We watched it almost every night. What was it?
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Jedi, can you give me your first name?

I will give you all the locations I have lived in.

Tokyo, Japan 2011-2005
Seattle, Washington 2005-1999
Phoenix, Arizona 1999-1996
Highland Heights?!?, Kentucky 1996-1992
Augsburg, Germany 1992-1990
Defense Language Institute Monterrey, California 1989-

You might also see why I have been chosen for this.
My father purchased "stuff" for the AF.
 Quoting: ren1999


I think you know my son. Not sure.
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


cruise

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