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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
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10/17/2012 06:01 AM
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Supposedly you came for "Apple's chip" and left, soo WTF are you still here for boy! you better get your ass back to the future with that POS puter less they all die! ROFL!
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BTW in case you are still looking..Maybe it was a TX994A you wanted! I will let you have it for the future of our race..voice synthesizer included for the low, low, price of 3,000,000,000! Inflation as I understand it has taken a hard toll on our upcestors, but I am a fair man, and I believe in letting it go for "Cheap", to help out my fellow Man!
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10/17/2012 06:09 AM
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John (sic)

You are just another bored gaijin wanker here in Japan-fuck off back to the future you deaf cunt!
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10/17/2012 06:11 AM
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Nice try. Unlike most on here, I wasn't born yesterday.

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So you are saying that nobody on GLP said that me saying I was going to be wrong about UFOs over the Olympics was going to be my only correct "prediction"?

Would anybody be willing to find these comments on GLP for this gentleman?
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Supposedly you came for "Apple's chip" and left, soo WTF are you still here for boy! you better get your ass back to the future with that POS puter less they all die! ROFL!
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BTW in case you are still looking..Maybe it was a TX994A you wanted! I will let you have it for the future of our race..voice synthesizer included for the low, low, price of 3,000,000,000! Inflation as I understand it has taken a hard toll on our upcestors, but I am a fair man, and I believe in letting it go for "Cheap", to help out my fellow Man!
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I'm not John Titor Number One. I'm Number Two. Huh, huh, huh.
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10/17/2012 06:14 AM
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John (sic)

You are just another bored gaijin wanker here in Japan-fuck off back to the future you deaf cunt!
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Thanks for your vote of confidence.
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10/17/2012 10:22 AM
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Supposedly you came for "Apple's chip" and left, soo WTF are you still here for boy! you better get your ass back to the future with that POS puter less they all die! ROFL!
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BTW in case you are still looking..Maybe it was a TX994A you wanted! I will let you have it for the future of our race..voice synthesizer included for the low, low, price of 3,000,000,000! Inflation as I understand it has taken a hard toll on our upcestors, but I am a fair man, and I believe in letting it go for "Cheap", to help out my fellow Man!
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I already made a GLP poster an offer for an IBM 5100. He'll be getting a visit from me personally when the "time" is right. Oh, look at the time.
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10/17/2012 01:16 PM
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My wife is Japanese and is a translator. So, I understood when you asked to translate in Japanese. cool2
I'm a Beikoku with a yokohama(kanagawa)wife. Welcome to GLP and I am cool2 happy to meet or see Japanese threads.dance ..........C.C
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10/17/2012 04:56 PM
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Yes I would love details on how this starship will work? Including teleportation and warp drive. Will people be living on Mars one day in my lifetime?
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Yes I would you like details on how this starship will work? Including teleportation and warp drive. Will people be living on Mars in my lifetime?
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U.S. space ships from our near future are saucers. The saucer shape is like a domed helicopter. Instead of propellers, early models used nuclear fuel.

This nuclear fuel will be replaced by a more stable element.

A super heavy element is bombarded to become an even heavier element that immediately decays. This decay creates something called a Tesla Biefeld Brown anti-gravitational effect.

Once the saucer exits the Earth's atmosphere, ion nacelle engines embedded in the saucer send this elemental anti-matter forward into a drum. This creates thrust.

Space is not a perfect vacuum. But since there is little resistance once nacelle thrust begins, the ship can go incredibly fast.

In 2012, very few people know about this. But it is available for anyone to read. Instead of taking 3 months to Mars, it could take 3 hours.

[link to txchnologist.com]

Do we colonize Mars? No. We find habitable planets to colonize. So I am told.
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10/17/2012 11:19 PM
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What will happen with the Balkans during and after the Floods. This area lies on very high ground. Do you know something regarding the future map. And what about the wars. In which sides will ally Balkan Countries, since we all know that the wars never miss this Area. Not even Nato Invasions.
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What will happen with the Balkans during and after the Floods. This area lies on very high ground. Do you know something regarding the future map. And what about the wars. In which sides will ally Balkan Countries, since we all know that the wars never miss this Area. Not even Nato Invasions.
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World War 3 will be Islam versus the world. You will be divided along religious lines.

The map is not completely accurate. Note the lowest altitude of dry land. That will be muddy and cholera infested. You'll want to live on dry land.
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What will happen with the Balkans during and after the Floods. This area lies on very high ground. Do you know something regarding the future map. And what about the wars. In which sides will ally Balkan Countries, since we all know that the wars never miss this Area. Not even Nato Invasions.
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World War 3 will be Islam versus the world. You will be divided along religious lines.

The map is not completely accurate. Note the lowest altitude of dry land. That will be muddy and cholera infested. You'll want to live on dry land.
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10/18/2012 06:13 AM
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Somehow it is very probable outcome. US foreign policy in my Balkan Region TODAY is helping radical Islam. Unfortunately NATO made very evil invasion on Yugoslavia.NATO destroyed Socialism and instead of this, radical elements pop up here. First of all Kosovo Muslim state emerged, killing plundering, destroying everything that is Christian and Serb. And that was helped by US. Secondly in the mixed secular Bosnia, radical Islamist Came on power WITH THEIR LEADER Izedbegovic with the help of US foreign policy in order to stage war between all parties. Today Muslim part of Bosnia is Radical Islam, and even Bosnian (Muslims) can not recognize their country. All this was helped even from Western Europe. This was Hapsburg Project of developing artificial Great Albania and Muslim Bosnia, in order to destroy Russia influence on Slavic Orthodox Countries. Therefore in my Balkan Region, I SEE US AS A NEGATIVE FACTOR , AS A FACTOR THAT HELPS GREEN ISLAMIC INFLUENCE TO BE SPREAD here in the Balkans.
I suppose the same is happening today in Libya, Syria and other countries. In order to strive for War, NATO is using radical Islam to make wars and conquests. At the end this ISLAMIST will BRAKE UP OF CONTROL AND WILL ATTACK THEIR FINANCIERS and helpers US, AND western EUROPE.
Therefore my question will be , what will be the fate of Orthodox Christians in Europe, and Slavic Countries. Are they going to be allies with Islam to attack Western Europe. Once roles to be changed and Islam to be allied with Moscow, not like today and before, Islam to be allied with Vatican against Eastern Europe and Russia.

Thank You very much for all info.
I do not know who you are, but YOUR INFO IS VERY ACCURATE AND ALMOST SAME WITH ONE BALKAN ORACLE.
Especially concerning US.
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Somehow it is very probable outcome. US foreign policy in my Balkan Region TODAY is helping radical Islam. Unfortunately NATO made very evil invasion on Yugoslavia.NATO destroyed Socialism and instead of this, radical elements pop up here. First of all Kosovo Muslim state emerged, killing plundering, destroying everything that is Christian and Serb. And that was helped by US. Secondly in the mixed secular Bosnia, radical Islamist Came on power WITH THEIR LEADER Izedbegovic with the help of US foreign policy in order to stage war between all parties. Today Muslim part of Bosnia is Radical Islam, and even Bosnian (Muslims) can not recognize their country. All this was helped even from Western Europe. This was Hapsburg Project of developing artificial Great Albania and Muslim Bosnia, in order to destroy Russia influence on Slavic Orthodox Countries. Therefore in my Balkan Region, I SEE US AS A NEGATIVE FACTOR , AS A FACTOR THAT HELPS GREEN ISLAMIC INFLUENCE TO BE SPREAD here in the Balkans.
I suppose the same is happening today in Libya, Syria and other countries. In order to strive for War, NATO is using radical Islam to make wars and conquests. At the end this ISLAMIST will BRAKE UP OF CONTROL AND WILL ATTACK THEIR FINANCIERS and helpers US, AND western EUROPE.
Therefore my question will be , what will be the fate of Orthodox Christians in Europe, and Slavic Countries. Are they going to be allies with Islam to attack Western Europe. Once roles to be changed and Islam to be allied with Moscow, not like today and before, Islam to be allied with Vatican against Eastern Europe and Russia.

Thank You very much for all info.
I do not know who you are, but YOUR INFO IS VERY ACCURATE AND ALMOST SAME WITH ONE BALKAN ORACLE.
Especially concerning US.
 Quoting: Boromir_sk 25790058


The Christians will side with the West and be killed in great numbers. There will be a world war of mostly hand to hand fighting. Israel, Iran and other countries will be nuked. Cities in Europe and the U.S. will be nuked. But just a few. Most refugees and soldiers die of radiation poisoning. Islam is banned. Violence in all religions are banned. Christianity dies. A new Christianity is born. Gnostic and Pagan.
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10/18/2012 10:12 AM
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During this war between Islam and Christianity, which side will take Russia. I am asking because animosity between Russia and the West (Catholic West) today is much larger, than animosity between Russia and the Islamic world. Having said that, we all should keep in mind that some sponsors of Chechen Islamist are Western Countries.
Furthermore I am interested in destiny of Constantinople, or Istanbul. I see this City one of the most important Geo Political place in the earth today and more in the future. Today is in the hand of NATO. What will happened with Turkey.


What will happened, if you know.

Thanks in advance.

Boromir
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10/18/2012 12:47 PM
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I do know. Russia will side with the West especially the U.S.
Turkey will remain with the West.
Turkey, Russia and Germany will fight off an evasion and push back.
The former Eastern Roman Empire will rise again. Catholicism changes. Priests must marry. Apollonius rises as fan fictional God. Clue.
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I do know. Russia will side with the West especially the U.S.
Turkey will remain with the West.
Turkey, Russia and Germany will fight off an evasion and push back.
The former Eastern Roman Empire will rise again. Catholicism changes. Priests must marry. Apollonius rises as fan fictional God. Clue.
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10/19/2012 12:31 PM
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John, I want to ask you something about my country. A (self-proclaimed) Bulgarian prophet (we've got loads of those) said that she thinks that in 100 years or less Bulgaria will cease to exist. She believes that as its one of the oldest European countries, it has run its natural course and it's in permanent decline. She says that the present-day area of Bulgaria will belong to Romania, Serbia, Greece and Turkey as we have many Turkish minorities and some of our lands used to belong to Greece before, etc. We also have a Roma minority that's projected to become the majority. Will there be Bulgaria in the future? Or will it cease to exist? Or it'll exist, but it will be the first Roma country?
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John, I want to ask you something about my country. A (self-proclaimed) Bulgarian prophet (we've got loads of those) said that she thinks that in 100 years or less Bulgaria will cease to exist. She believes that as its one of the oldest European countries, it has run its natural course and it's in permanent decline. She says that the present-day area of Bulgaria will belong to Romania, Serbia, Greece and Turkey as we have many Turkish minorities and some of our lands used to belong to Greece before, etc. We also have a Roma minority that's projected to become the majority. Will there be Bulgaria in the future? Or will it cease to exist? Or it'll exist, but it will be the first Roma country?
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Can I ask who is that prophet.
Everybody after the fall of Comm. have the same problem in the Balkans. Unemployment, people going to west for work, not many children, nato invasions etc. It is the same in Macedonia, Serbia, Romania. I thing it has to to something with our alliance and who is controlling the Balkans.
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10/19/2012 01:17 PM
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Well, her name is Pepa, Mag Pepa. (Mag is short of Magician in Bulgaria and our present-day 'prophets' in Bulgaria use it as a title lol) tounge

Here's her 'prophesy':

According to Mag Pepa, Bulgaria shouldn't expect a nice future. "Our country is very old, if not the oldest one in Europe, and as you know, the older a country, the more it is close to its decline. We're already past our apogee.", says the prophet.

"I predict that in 100 years Bulgaria will not bear the same name, it won't exist. Eastern and Central North Bulgaria will be part of Romania and the Northwest will be in Serbia, the Southwest will be in Greece, and the lands from present-day Burgas region to the Kardzhali district will be part of Turkey" shares her scary prophecy Mag Pepa. Mind you, in 2008 Pepa was the only one who predicted that Boyko Borisov will win the elections in 2009.

"Paparak" newspaper
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10/19/2012 04:37 PM
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I agree that our country is too old to continue anymore. Well, India and China are also ancient, but at least they have a lot of human and other resources, while we have no resources and we've been in a decline from about the 1300s. A very slow decline, but a decline nonetheless. Some locals claim that that's made on purpose by the Zionists in order to make a Second Israel, but I think that's too far-fetched.
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10/19/2012 05:51 PM
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Titor, if you are him, did not you say in antothe old thread, that Iran be attacked just before the elections?
We are there, when it will happen? And Syria?
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10/19/2012 08:18 PM
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I don't remember saying Iran was going to attack anyone before the 2012 election.

Anything below 345 feet or 105 meters will be flooded. Bulgaria's average elevation is 470 meters. But also consider the extreme heat to come. There will be no Arctic ice. Your prophet is correct. You'll all be living in Siberia. Siberia, Canada and Greenland will be the only habitable places.
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10/19/2012 09:20 PM
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So, tell me when will the Muslims attack Bulgaria and the Balkans? I'm thinking about moving to another country. Do you think that European map will change in the next 40-50 years?
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So, tell me when will the Muslims attack Bulgaria and the Balkans? I'm thinking about moving to another country. Do you think that European map will change in the next 40-50 years?
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It will happen suddenly. The Grand Caliph will rise. They will use a new conventional weapon. "You won't see" it coming.
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10/20/2012 01:02 PM
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It's almost starting. Some gypsies posing in provocative ways with portraits of renowned Bulgarians:

[link to www.dnes.bg]
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10/20/2012 01:13 PM
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John, am writing to ask about two things.

A. thulsa? You mean as in Oklahoma? Wha?

B. Stock market doom, are we going to decline now like in the Fall of 2008?

Do tell John, thank you.
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John, am writing to ask about two things.

A. thulsa? You mean as in Oklahoma? Wha?

B. Stock market doom, are we going to decline now like in the Fall of 2008?

Do tell John, thank you.
 Quoting: MIX 1430445


Sure. Thulsa Doom is the black leader who hypnotized Conan the Barbarian. Here is his speech.

"I have seen you! I have watched you! For a thousand years I have watched you! Who among you still fears death? Who will not face emptiness?"

The U.S. and the world economy will continue to decline.

It won't be outsourcing to slave labor anymore, it will be the introduction of little robot arms that are sophisticated enough to do assembly work. And they exist now. FANUC Robotics. That is one example.

Management software means that any human resources person can do management work for little more than what a new hire makes.

No employer will ever pay high wages to an employee again. For awhile, we'll linger along all making low wages.

The only jobs left will be face to face jobs, medical care, construction, police, teachers, firefighters. That's about it.

Eventually people will be just getting credit (we eventually do away with paper and coin money) to live without having to work. Social networking, research, inventing, exploring, living every day like it was summer vacation when we were in school, going to school full time. This is our future. But we've got to go through hell to get to heaven.
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10/21/2012 06:46 PM
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Very interesting conversation indeed.

Islamic Caliphate is very real thing for the future. I know that the outcome from the Arab Spring will be Radical Islam taking political strength in this area of the world.
However there are SOME Questions that should be answered.

Why US and NATO is helping MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD TO COME TO POWER IN LIBYA AND IN SYRIA.

Will there be CHANGE OF THE POWER IN Saudi Arabia and Qatar. This two states are client States of Washington and London today.

Will Caliphate incorporate NON SUNI SALAFI COUNTRIES, such as Shia Iran. And what will happened to Pakistan. Will Bosnia in Europe play some role for this Islamic Lunatics.


And John, What will be the Political Power Center of This Caliphate. Dubai, or Tehran perhaps.... Tell us something more.

Thank u in advance.

Boromir from Skopje, Macedonia
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