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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
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Who is John Titor?
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yea as much as i hate to say it Obama will prob. win.

hmmmm....i said that to a Army surgeon a while ago...he asked me if I knew what was going on in Afgan. and I said the chinese are transporting all the minerals etc to ...China.

yea....

So I guess that is that then.
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It is against the law for Obama to win a 2nd term. Period!
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I was banned from two newsgroups for claiming such a thing. What are people afraid of?

If I am not John Titor, then it should be easy enough to debunk me.
 Quoting: ren1999


On Sept. 3rd in this other thread, you call yourself John Thomas.
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...forgot the thread link:

Thread: John Titor website gone missing.
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Most of those maps look similar, don't they.
The Chet Snow, Ph.D. map looks very clear. There is the flooding of the East Coast, West Coast and the Mississippi. The Rocky and Smoky Mountains look intact. Notice the date of 2012. Um. October 2011 to December of 2012. We'll see incredible flooding. ..and I'm here in Japan.

[link to imageshack.us]

Here is a mystery for you to solve. SERN 1973 YouTube.

Not all these UFOs are real. Most are spirit lamps. Some are helium filled balloons. Some are just CG. Some are military drones. The real ones are drones and craft from our future or extra-terrestrial.

The strange sounds all over the earth are sounds made in underground caverns as the tectonic plates move. Those sounds are rebounding from the sky back into our ears.
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Who is John Titor?
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1rof1
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I was banned from two newsgroups for claiming such a thing. What are people afraid of?

If I am not John Titor, then it should be easy enough to debunk me.
 Quoting: ren1999


On Sept. 3rd in this other thread, you call yourself John Thomas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968278


You'll have to do some research. Did John Titor ever mention two people?
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"Why did you fail at your predictions?"

Tell me what those predictions are and I will defend them.
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1) The civil war. Didn't happen. Don't give me the 2% divergence crap.

2) I did the calculations on the actual size of the event horizon for a 250 lb. black hole. You claimed to use two. The event horizon was hardly even the size of an electron. Not nearly big enough to swallow a Chevy and propel it through time!

That being said, I came to the conclusion that John Titor was actually a group of people. Part of a government psyop - to see how restless the natives were prior to 9/11. Answer: Not very restless. Perfect time for 9/11 and Homeland Security.

Yes, "Titor" did seem to have unique knowledge of physics. My guess? Personnel in the agitprop team were tied to NSA and CIA. A liaison officer from the FBI to make it a well-rounded Federal Family affair.

Please do drink some of the rainwater where you are at.
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Who is John Titor?
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1rof1
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I wanna get off the bus now. please? lol!
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I was banned from two newsgroups for claiming such a thing. What are people afraid of?

If I am not John Titor, then it should be easy enough to debunk me.
 Quoting: ren1999


On Sept. 3rd in this other thread, you call yourself John Thomas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 968278


You'll have to do some research. Did John Titor ever mention two people?
 Quoting: ren1999


Two people is two people. Are you TItor or Thomas? In that thread you said you were Thomas.... this thread you say you're Titor. Are Titor and Thomas the same person, or not?
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John what about Elenin and Nibiru?
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"1) The civil war. Didn't happen. Don't give me the 2% divergence crap."

Deny it all you want. It is still happening right now.

"2) I did the calculations on the actual size of the event horizon for a 250 lb. black hole. You claimed to use two. The event horizon was hardly even the size of an electron. Not nearly big enough to swallow a Chevy and propel it through time!"

Propel what? A bubble of separated time and space was created around me and the car while the time and space around this bubble was rewound.

"That being said, I came to the conclusion that John Titor was actually a group of people. Part of a government psyop - to see how restless the natives were prior to 9/11. Answer: Not very restless. Perfect time for 9/11 and Homeland Security."

I have never been a member of Homeland Security, the FBI or CIA.

"Yes, "Titor" did seem to have unique knowledge of physics. My guess? Personnel in the agitprop team were tied to NSA and CIA. A liaison officer from the FBI to make it a well-rounded Federal Family affair."

"Please do drink some of the rainwater where you are at."

You seem a little angry. About what, I don't know.
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Who is John Titor?
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1rof1
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I wanna get off the bus now. please? lol!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 951991


Me Too!!

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John what about Elenin and Nibiru?
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Nope. Elenin won't do anything. Nibiru. No.

I'll just mention something about Egyptians and the Parting of the Red Sea.
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"1) The civil war. Didn't happen. Don't give me the 2% divergence crap."

Deny it all you want. It is still happening right now.

"2) I did the calculations on the actual size of the event horizon for a 250 lb. black hole. You claimed to use two. The event horizon was hardly even the size of an electron. Not nearly big enough to swallow a Chevy and propel it through time!"

Propel what? A bubble of separated time and space was created around me and the car while the time and space around this bubble was rewound.

"That being said, I came to the conclusion that John Titor was actually a group of people. Part of a government psyop - to see how restless the natives were prior to 9/11. Answer: Not very restless. Perfect time for 9/11 and Homeland Security."

I have never been a member of Homeland Security, the FBI or CIA.

"Yes, "Titor" did seem to have unique knowledge of physics. My guess? Personnel in the agitprop team were tied to NSA and CIA. A liaison officer from the FBI to make it a well-rounded Federal Family affair."

"Please do drink some of the rainwater where you are at."

You seem a little angry. About what, I don't know.
 Quoting: ren1999


Yes, I am a bit angry at being deceived. Here's another question: The photo of your boss smoking a stogie in the car and the laser light being bent by gravity - are you responsible for sending out that photo?
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"Two people is two people. Are you TItor or Thomas? In that thread you said you were Thomas.... this thread you say you're Titor. Are Titor and Thomas the same person, or not?"

John Thomas must be 44 and John Titor must be 74. Born on the same day?
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I can't believe any sane person could fall for this John Titor bullshit!

A Civil War in the US is a pretty big deal. Since he said it started in 2005 and it is now 2011 and I haven't seen any fighting yet.....


Don't you think someone from the future would know something that big???

And don't give me this bullshit about how it has been going on behind the scenes, or that time has somehow postponed it for a while.

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"Yes, I am a bit angry at being deceived. Here's another question: The photo of your boss smoking a stogie in the car and the laser light being bent by gravity - are you responsible for sending out that photo?"

The person who patented the photos and the story has my blessing. I must not be too convincing. It is my cover. These guys are helping me. I'm also using their hoaxes to protect history. Just as I'm using Alas Babylon. Just as I'm using this name.
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"Yes, I am a bit angry at being deceived. Here's another question: The photo of your boss smoking a stogie in the car and the laser light being bent by gravity - are you responsible for sending out that photo?"

The person who patented the photos and the story has my blessing. I must not be too convincing. It is my cover. These guys are helping me. I'm also using their hoaxes to protect history. Just as I'm using Alas Babylon. Just as I'm using this name.
 Quoting: ren1999


So... what about the drawings of the machine itself? Are those bogus?

Another serious question: what does the interior of your commanding officer's HQ look like? How is it finished - walls and such? What story is it on? First story, second story, third...

I do have a valid reason for asking this. Oblige me.
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John Titor...

What is Project Pisces?
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Even if you were this Titor dude, why should we care if the original one missed pathetically in every supposed future event?

A fake of a fake...
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John Titor...

What is Project Pisces?
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And second question Sir...

Please explain Bio-neuronic Disc.

Thank you
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John Titor...

What is Project Pisces?
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And second question Sir...

Please explain Bio-neuronic Disc.

Thank you
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And then if you could...the correlation/relationship of Bio-neuronic Discs and The Yellow Book?
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"So... what about the drawings of the machine itself? Are those bogus?"

Yes and no. The physics are sound. But the hand held device looks like an HD recorder. I did not build the device. I did not patent the device. I was issued the device.

"Another serious question: what does the interior of your commanding officer's HQ look like? How is it finished - walls and such? What story is it on? First story, second story, third..."

Well, tent fabrics, cavern stone walls, and wooden planks in the ground. No higher floors. Everything is ground level for now.

But in 30 years, we'll have strong metal frames and really tough fabric walls that will resist earthquakes.
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"So... what about the drawings of the machine itself? Are those bogus?"

Yes and no. The physics are sound. But the hand held device looks like an HD recorder. I did not build the device. I did not patent the device. I was issued the device.

"Another serious question: what does the interior of your commanding officer's HQ look like? How is it finished - walls and such? What story is it on? First story, second story, third..."

Well, tent fabrics, cavern stone walls, and wooden planks in the ground. No higher floors. Everything is ground level for now.

But in 30 years, we'll have strong metal frames and really tough fabric walls that will resist earthquakes.
 Quoting: ren1999


Thank you for answering.

Did you experience any "reverse time travelers" from the early 21st Century around 2036 in Florida?
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What or who is John Titor?
In your darkest hour, you strike Gold.
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"Did you experience any "reverse time travelers" from the early 21st Century around 2036 in Florida?"

Reverse time travelers are ghosts. They travel to the future from the past.

Now there is an interesting story about a guy from the Montauk Project. Man is that guy confused. But some of the things he talks about makes me wonder. Floating cities? Those sound like star-ships.

The future is not all gloom and doom. Just the next several years are. We're going to make it through this.

We've got ion propulsion. We're excited about exploring the universe.
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I'm afraid I'll have to raise the B.S. flag on this. According to the original John Titor, going back to a timeline you created, from your timeline in the future was impossible. Any change caused by tampering in the past did not change your original timeline. It did, however, create a new timeline - your old one continued on as before.

Like going back to plug Hitler as a youth. That timeline might not have a third reich, or even the state of Israel. Your original timeline would still have him in the history books.

So... going back in time to drop off an IBM 5100. Sounds like temporal charity to me, and can't affect your original timeline.

Need I remind all of you fellow GLP'ers: DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE!

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You aren't John Titor. You're only using his name.

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