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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
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03/05/2013 04:00 AM
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When will John Kerry take over?
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Hello there John,

A simple question i'd like to ask. Is it possible to go back in time and to 'advise' yourself on future events?

What would happen if you did that?
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03/05/2013 05:32 AM
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When will John Kerry take over?
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Read my past comments about Kerry here.
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Hello there John,

A simple question i'd like to ask. Is it possible to go back in time and to 'advise' yourself on future events?

What would happen if you did that?
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Yes. And it is the same result as giving myself advice in the mirror. I never listen.
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I remember when John Titor first started to post on anomalies. I thought John predicted that civil war would have begun many years ago. I see the date just keeps getting pushed back. He predicted civil war for us, on our timeline, not all of the different ones that he is on.
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I remember when John Titor first started to post on anomalies. I thought John predicted that civil war would have begun many years ago. I see the date just keeps getting pushed back. He predicted civil war for us, on our timeline, not all of the different ones that he is on.
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Have you seen The Postman? John Titor 1's world is different than this one.
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To the owner of the IBM5100 type ren1999 at the prompt and press return
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2012September06 Tokyo Time. Good luck -- John Titor 1!
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for the guy who asked about what to do with an ibm5100
 Quoting: Clayton 23734565


Clayton, can you get this guy to take a screen shot and upload it?
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wait so the guy actually typed that in an ibm5100 at the command prompt and that's what he got? not sure if im getting this right

if i get my hands on an ibm 5100 can you program a custom message as well?
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03/06/2013 12:30 AM
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bsflag
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2012September06 Tokyo Time. Good luck -- John Titor 1!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23275489


for the guy who asked about what to do with an ibm5100
 Quoting: Clayton 23734565


Clayton, can you get this guy to take a screen shot and upload it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35596045


wait so the guy actually typed that in an ibm5100 at the command prompt and that's what he got? not sure if im getting this right

if i get my hands on an ibm 5100 can you program a custom message as well?
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I will. But you have to tell me the time you are on the machine and time zone as well as your email address.
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what a bunch of bsflag
Clayton

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Id rather have peace and quiet playing games and sitting in my room all day (until i turn 16) than going out and Play kill or be killed, who wouldnt?
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You are 16year old? That glp is over 18year old.
 Quoting: Bluestarlight


hiding
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Do people have to poop in the future??
Clayton

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I don't know much about this guy. He certainly does comment as someone who is very young. It started out as me trying to find someone who could tell me who i would marry was and i found john titor, or did he find me?

Clayton wanted to know what his destiny was and if he would ever marry still never got an answer, be a part of Titor's war Totally did this, or become a time traveler.

Clayton did indeed go down in history as the guy who figured out John was talking about the "Detroit" Tigers "losing" The World Series on October 28th 2013. you got that right

But I have no idea what he does with his life outside of these newsgroup. He insists I know something but I'm not a psychic. This post, you saying about the 10-28-13 thing i figured out eventually, you are/arent from a different timeline close to ours if you knew about this

He went on to document carefully everything this fake Titor said about %90 of this things i dont know i documented but i was asked to do this at one point, didnt know how

The Catholic Religion coming to an end after the election of a very controversial Pope. I joked that the Pope would be a black "woman". Having a black, female or black female person would be VERY controversial to the papacy

That sinkholes would increase in number and size all over the world and people would fall in them.

That the Euro and the European Union would end and countries would revert to their own native currencies.

That all nations in the world would start to model their governments after the current German Social Democratic government.

That jobs would return to the U.S. from China but actually return to robots in the U.S.

That China's economy would collapse and they would start expanding their infantry. That John Titor was somehow caught up in this mess.

That the U.S. East Coast, Greece and Italy would be the first to experience massive flooding and then the entire world.

That the Caliphates would rise up in Africa and the Middle East and elect a Grand Caliph. That Eastern Europe would be invaded and that Russia, Europe and the U.S. would push Islam back and nuke it at the expence of a few Western Gnostic cities.

That we would under go an age of world Socialist Revolution and Civil War.

That all texts and sermons calling for violence will be banned.

That we will develop a space craft that can get us from Earth to the edge of the Solar System in a month.

That the technology was derived from what we know of viewing the past as if it was a live documentary.

That time travel is also part of this same understanding of these particles/waves of time, space and gravity.


Yeah, so how exactly did I document this stuff I didnt even know about? SERIOUSLY! ALZHEIMERS IS KILLING MY BRAIN, I NEED A CURE! This girl i am currently crushing on has type 1 diabetes, when will there be a cure? I see it as a possible problem in our relationship future. "Yeah like i know who you're crushing on in the future, we dont become best friends and stuff"[I just saw a chance to change the future but i wont say a name for her protection, dangit, titor...right for now...] Tell myself i like the girl with diabetes

So what is the future of Sony like? The PS vita sales are picking up (in japan, p.s. can you buy me one?) and the PS4 looks like it will do good, any comment?
Clayton

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Do people have to poop in the future??
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"one poop removal please" #familyguy
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03/10/2013 10:17 PM
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01/26/2013 I'm looking at my watch. Elizabeth?
March 4, 2013 "Queen Elizabeth was treated for symptoms of gastroenteritis"

01/27/2013 I mean super bugs. Both small and large.
Mar 10, 2013 "Giant Mosquitoes May Strike Florida 'Gallinippers' are mean and bite hard, experts say"

02/11/2013 Wormwood.
"On 15 February 2013, a small asteroid entered Earth's atmosphere over Russia"

02/25/2013 Texas.
February 26, 2013 "Amarillo Airport just recorded a gust of 65knots/75mph! This is truly a historic blizzard!"
Clayton

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The viewing device err the chronovisor, its like the animus on assassins creed right? view anything in the past with somebodys genetic dna. You talked about how the stuff in the games and movies would show up, is this one of the things you were talking about? Animus=Chronovisor?
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The viewing device err the chronovisor, its like the animus on assassins creed right? view anything in the past with somebodys genetic dna. You talked about how the stuff in the games and movies would show up, is this one of the things you were talking about? Animus=Chronovisor?
 Quoting: Clayton


Viewing the past of the person with the person's DNA is something that we'll be working on in the far future. I'm sure of that.

Every synaptic link made in the body is mirrored in the DNA.
Clayton

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Does memory loss thing such as Alzheimers,which i still need a cure for or brain cancer/damage/tumors affect this? Why can you not cure brain cancer but most of the others you can? Is it possible to view our dreams too?
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Does memory loss thing such as Alzheimers,which i still need a cure for or brain cancer/damage/tumors affect this? Why can you not cure brain cancer but most of the others you can? Is it possible to view our dreams too?
 Quoting: Clayton


John Titor 1 was refering to his friend who died of that cancer before there was a cure for it.

We've got designer viruses that can go in and kill cancer everywhere and leave healthy cells alone.

Yes, we will be able to view people's dreams.

Alzheimers is an advanced form of Diabetes caused by things such as liquid sugar in everything you eat, soda, food coloring and preservatives, and insecticides. This also aggravates ADHD. One of the worst things you can drink is fruit juice in a carton.

Clayton, if you want to feel better and clear, improve your diet.
Clayton

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John Titor 1 was refering to his friend who died of that cancer before there was a cure for it.

We've got designer viruses that can go in and kill cancer everywhere and leave healthy cells alone.

Yes, we will be able to view people's dreams.

Alzheimers is an advanced form of Diabetes caused by things such as liquid sugar in everything you eat, soda, food coloring and preservatives, and insecticides. This also aggravates ADHD. One of the worst things you can drink is fruit juice in a carton.

Clayton, if you want to feel better and clear, improve your diet.


I bet sleep deprivation doesnt help either.

My friend (a.k.a. girl i like) had type 1 diabetes. Does it have a cure? What is the cure?

Does what I do in the future have to do with science (Biology, Chemistry) things that happen in the future? Do you know if that is the field I go into?
Clayton

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What was your meteor thing? the fact there have been 4 in the past 7 days?
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 Quoting: Clayton


John Titor 1 was refering to his friend who died of that cancer before there was a cure for it.

We've got designer viruses that can go in and kill cancer everywhere and leave healthy cells alone.

Yes, we will be able to view people's dreams.

Alzheimers is an advanced form of Diabetes caused by things such as liquid sugar in everything you eat, soda, food coloring and preservatives, and insecticides. This also aggravates ADHD. One of the worst things you can drink is fruit juice in a carton.

Clayton, if you want to feel better and clear, improve your diet.


I bet sleep deprivation doesnt help either.

My friend (a.k.a. girl i like) had type 1 diabetes. Does it have a cure? What is the cure?

Does what I do in the future have to do with science (Biology, Chemistry) things that happen in the future? Do you know if that is the field I go into?


Diet can treat Diabetes. We'll need to grow her some new organs to cure her.

Clayton, I told you that I know nothing about you. I'm not going to waste my time spying on your future self just to tell you. Telling you anything would change everything about you.

I did find out one thing about you that you should follow up on. You are very sick. You need a doctor to find out what is going on with you.
Clayton

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Diet can treat Diabetes. We'll need to grow her some new organs to cure her.

Clayton, I told you that I know nothing about you. I'm not going to waste my time spying on your future self just to tell you. Telling you anything would change everything about you.

I did find out one thing about you that you should follow up on. You are very sick. You need a doctor to find out what is going on with you.


Is it life threatening? Can you tell me what it is? What would I need to tell the doctor?
Clayton

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Please help
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Please help
 Quoting: Clayton


Insomnia could be a sign of a serious medical illness. I would start by telling your doctor about that.
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That sinkholes would increase in number and size all over the world and people would fall in them.
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Titor! Right again!

[link to www.stltoday.com]
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CLAYTON

could you copy and paste the info from where he talks about texas the oil refineries or EQ ect


i think JT knows who i am he made a few comments that were either great guess or he knows

i wonder how old his dad is ? and what race he is


and for JOHN

Can you tell me what you said about texas ?
and can you give a little hint or say something about texas that you have never said before ?

whats with the trees starting to bloom already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20063594


Are you still reading? My dad is in his 70s. He is caucasian and native American.

I'll say that my father is from Texas and I have lived in Abilene. I have been stationed at a military facility in San Angelo. It is part of the story of how I was chosen to be a time traveler.
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The trees blooming early are a part of something bigger and more sinister.
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The trees blooming early are a part of something bigger and more sinister.
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What trees are you talking about and where ?

Also what is sinister about this if it is indeed occurring in some parts of the world ?

Thanks in advance.
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The trees blooming early are a part of something bigger and more sinister.
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What trees are you talking about and where ?

Also what is sinister about this if it is indeed occurring in some parts of the world ?

Thanks in advance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27026395


Too early to comment just yet.
I previously mentioned a meteor event on March 10th, a few days later one explodes over Cape Town.

I also mentioned a black woman could be Pope. Turned out to be Rodman.

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