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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
Clayton

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03/13/2013 05:58 PM
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My mother wont let me go to a doctor. Any advice?
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03/13/2013 06:14 PM
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My mother wont let me go to a doctor. Any advice?
 Quoting: Clayton


Why not?
Clayton

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My mother wont let me go to a doctor. Any advice?
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Why not?
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She says that its not insomnia and that i just dont sleep enough or something and thinks me going to bed earlier will fix it. How did you find this out about me? Do I really have a disease of some sort? I'm sure if she knew what it is then she would take me.
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03/13/2013 08:33 PM
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My mother wont let me go to a doctor. Any advice?
 Quoting: Clayton


Why not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


She says that its not insomnia and that i just dont sleep enough or something and thinks me going to bed earlier will fix it. How did you find this out about me? Do I really have a disease of some sort? I'm sure if she knew what it is then she would take me.
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I'm not a doctor. I don't know. You are showing signs of ADHD in your posts though.
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03/13/2013 08:39 PM
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What makes you think i'm sick?
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03/14/2013 06:40 AM
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Hola quizá tu me conozcas en el futuro no sé pero siento que tu historia es bastante creíble y también pude deducir lo de los OVNI mi nombre es Harry
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Hola quizá tu me conozcas en el futuro no sé pero siento que tu historia es bastante creíble y también pude deducir lo de los OVNI mi nombre es Harry
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Harry, tell me your UFO story in English.
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03/14/2013 06:41 PM
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I am John Tit. How are you?
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03/15/2013 12:21 PM

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So John, in your timeline, did the same pope has been chose? Just wondering how distorted we are from your time line. If no, who is the "current pope" in your timeline?
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03/15/2013 04:40 PM
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So John, in your timeline, did the same pope has been chose? Just wondering how distorted we are from your time line. If no, who is the "current pope" in your timeline?
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The same Pope. We remember him as the dictator's brother.
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03/15/2013 04:56 PM
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John Tit-or is a fraud.

It's a sick joke permeated upon silly Americans.
After all, actions of an individual in the past threaten the existence of the future.

Just look at Caspers Lasts temporal studies.
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03/16/2013 04:31 AM
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John Tit-or is a fraud.

It's a sick joke permeated upon silly Americans.
After all, actions of an individual in the past threaten the existence of the future.

Just look at Caspers Lasts temporal studies.
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You are refering to The Grandfather Paradox.

If I were to travel to the past of my own time-line, it would be just as it is in the movie Primer(2004).

If I were to travel to an alternate past and create a new time-line, nothing I do would threaten my own past. My past is secure in my own original time-line.

If I killed my Grandfather2 in World2, only John Titor2 would not be born. I, John1 wouldn't die.

Frances1
Clayton

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03/16/2013 05:12 PM
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Can you please tell me the sicknesses and diseases I have?
Clayton

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03/16/2013 05:12 PM
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Can you please tell me the sicknesses and diseases I have?
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03/16/2013 05:12 PM
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What do you do if you soil yourself in the future. What's the cleanup process like?
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Can you please tell me the sicknesses and diseases I have?
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You have severe insomina. You're obsessive. You're pale and overweight. You don't comprehend the answers to the questions you ask, so you keep asking them. From your comments, you seem to have anger and impulsive violent problems. Some days you are better. I'm not a doctor but I would say that you are suffering from severe hyper intensive ADHD.

If I were you, I wouldn't eat or drink anything with food coloring or preservatives in it.

Don't eat anything after 8 p.m.

You need to go to sleep at the same time even if you can't sleep. Just lay there until you do. You need to wake up when you can't sleep anymore. If you have to use an alarm, then go to bed earlier every night until you wake up naturally.

The sugar in all your food is also making you fat and diabetic. This will lead to Alzeheimer's some day.

You're also too young to start obsessing about getting married. You shouldn't be worried about that at this time. Just enjoy your childhood. It goes by very fast.
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What do you do if you soil yourself in the future. What's the cleanup process like?
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Depends! We all have bidets after the recovery.
Clayton

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03/16/2013 07:29 PM
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Can you please tell me the sicknesses and diseases I have?
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You have severe insomina. You're obsessive. You're pale and overweight. You don't comprehend the answers to the questions you ask, so you keep asking them. From your comments, you seem to have anger and impulsive violent problems. Some days you are better. I'm not a doctor but I would say that you are suffering from severe hyper intensive ADHD.

If I were you, I wouldn't eat or drink anything with food coloring or preservatives in it.

Don't eat anything after 8 p.m.

You need to go to sleep at the same time even if you can't sleep. Just lay there until you do. You need to wake up when you can't sleep anymore. If you have to use an alarm, then go to bed earlier every night until you wake up naturally.

The sugar in all your food is also making you fat and diabetic. This will lead to Alzeheimer's some day.

You're also too young to start obsessing about getting married. You shouldn't be worried about that at this time. Just enjoy your childhood. It goes by very fast.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


I stayed up a few nights with my friends playing playstation, one of them hardly gets any sleep but he still functions.
I have a hard time understanding the wording that other people use, they have a hard time understanding mine.
I get depressed easily, this leads to anger and more depression,probably insomnia induced.
I dont think I have as severe as a case as you think.
Ham sandwich diet again here i come.
Trying hard to not eat after 8, sometimes school interferes.
Same sleep type thing: go to bed from 1130-1230 usually and get up at 6, you said people work 18 hours a day right?
I'm not sure what all has sugar in it, maybe someday there will be an app for that (See what I did there? wink wink)
Lets not forget the reason I started posting, Find out who I marry, if I do,and future of video game stuff. The current lack of relationship in my life and not very good at talking to women leads me to believe one of my fears will happen: I will live my adulthood single and unhappy, dying this way, making me the stopping point of a 100+ generation of humans of my bloodline, that my genes did not survive on to a new era. Nothing even says I have kids, that would be my wife's decision.
I'm looking for my answer and then I will leave this place into a new era of my life, using this site for help from physics helps, but I havent got a clear answer from one yet, I think I have a lead though.
I doubt John ever knew he would be talking to me back in 2036, but if he did, I'd want a refrence to me in his old posts.
BTW, out of curiosity, do you know my other two fears besides living life alone?
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03/16/2013 09:36 PM
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I chose the handle of Titor for many reasons, one was it sounded like Tutor as in Saint John Tutor of Revelation, so I suppose you can guess from that I want to teach, mentor and tutor everyone. That is/was my main job in the military. I'm a language instructor, advisor but also an interrogator. I'm also a hypnotist. I learn a lot of things from people. If I can condition your mind to live a better life -- I'll give it a go.

Ham sandwiches? CMON! No.

Before you ever get married, you need to talk with her and you both need to agree on having kids or not having kids. If you want kids and she doesn't -- don't get married. Marriage sucks. The only reason for it anyway is to raise kids as a team. Secondly, if you're too poor to raise kids, don't have them. You think times are tough now? If things continue the way they have been, you'll be living in my world, Clayton. It ain't no world for children. It t'ain't no world at all to raise no children in.
Clayton

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03/16/2013 10:00 PM
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I find it interesting.
I find it interesting how much you know about me. Pale skin, lots of sugars, overweight, the belief i will have alzheimers when i get older. "I wouldnt waste my time spying on you", yet you know so much about me. This has all been planned. Me finding this place. me posting about detroit, when you talked about it months before i even heard of this place. You have said something on here about how youve been told what to say. It makes me wonder how you know all this about me. Whats next? You "fix my mind" and lead me to to the point where HEM and I fall in love but the marriage has issues due of children? Or that was the your first timeline and you are trying to help me by avoiding the children problem? Why else would you help me? The one you know so much about? I dont understand why but oh well, might as well give it a shot.

1st thing you have to address, the weight thing. I need to have a listed meal I can eat, one without coloring or preservatives, because somehow the school cant provide obvious food without the no-nos. Lean shakes? Fiber ones? nutrigrain? poptarts? quaker oatmeal? milk? potato chips? what meat can I still eat? what kinds of liquids? any tea? soda? gatorades?
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03/16/2013 10:24 PM
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YES the trees are done blooming already, they started back in late january, that crazy you know this



im guessing it gonna be a hot summer, with wildfires and not to forget hurricane season

can you tell ME anything else about the trees blooming early?
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YES the trees are done blooming already, they started back in late january, that crazy you know this



im guessing it gonna be a hot summer, with wildfires and not to forget hurricane season

can you tell ME anything else about the trees blooming early

SLA
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03/17/2013 11:15 AM
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 Quoting: Clayton


John Titor 1 was refering to his friend who died of that cancer before there was a cure for it.

We've got designer viruses that can go in and kill cancer everywhere and leave healthy cells alone.

Yes, we will be able to view people's dreams.

Alzheimers is an advanced form of Diabetes caused by things such as liquid sugar in everything you eat, soda, food coloring and preservatives, and insecticides. This also aggravates ADHD. One of the worst things you can drink is fruit juice in a carton.

Clayton, if you want to feel better and clear, improve your diet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36013041


I bet sleep deprivation doesnt help either.

My friend (a.k.a. girl i like) had type 1 diabetes. Does it have a cure? What is the cure?

Does what I do in the future have to do with science (Biology, Chemistry) things that happen in the future? Do you know if that is the field I go into?


Diet can treat Diabetes. We'll need to grow her some new organs to cure her.

Clayton, I told you that I know nothing about you. I'm not going to waste my time spying on your future self just to tell you. Telling you anything would change everything about you.

I did find out one thing about you that you should follow up on. You are very sick. You need a doctor to find out what is going on with you

is there anything that you can tell me about my future? anything at all? do I have kids? am i married? hows the family? hows the health? or anything else you'd like.
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03/17/2013 06:35 PM
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There isn't much you can do about school lunch.

You don't need much money.

Just buy a pack of ramen noodles and a bag of vegetables and you've got a nutritious meal.

Add chicken in there without the skin if you can afford it.

Quaker Oats or rice can take the place of the ramen.

Brown sugar is much better than any sugar in that junk you are eating.
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03/17/2013 06:38 PM
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If I told you you were going to become something, you might not choose that.
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Clayton, John has given you good advice.

Do not eat anything sweet. That means deserts, candy etc. This will be hard for the first two weeks, then it will be easy. Drink diet soda. If you have a hard time, suck on a gummy bear a couple of times a day. This will satisfy your need for sweets, and does not add much to the sugar load.

You do not need a list of meals to eat. Eat everything else in moderation, try to avoid carbohydrates when possible.

Eat pop corn when you are hungry between meals. Good fibre, low calories, tastes good, fills you up. Use dental floss.

Find a place you can do pull ups. Start by hanging there and trying. After a week you will be able to do one. Then keep at if for a few months until yo can do ten. It will happen.

Do not eat anything after 7 pm.

Run. Short distances until you start losing weight. Jog a little further every day. When you can do distances, get on a team. Cross country is good.

These things will lead to relationships. Do not worry about talking to girls. Just be yourself, and try to be funny. Self deprecating humor is a good start. Ask people about themselves and listen. Don't talk about yourself unless asked. Keep your opinions to yourself, listen to others. It is better to keep silent and have people think you are stupid, than to open your mouth and confirm it.

Decide that you will not get married. As John said, marriage sucks for most. If it happens, it happens. Don't chase it.

Find something you like and become good at it. Ditch the play station, get a computer and read the news. It will make you more interesting.

Get a dog and take care of it. This will help you develop empathy and learn how to be useful. Get a job - this will prove to you that you are worth something.

Tell your mother to take you to the doctor. If she balks, tell her you think you have a lump on your testicles and that you are afraid you may have cancer. When you see the doctor, tell him or her about your many other concerns. He or she should take it from there. I recommend female doctors, especially for prostate exams.

I am not technically a time traveler, but I have been on the planet for a good long time, so in that sense I am.

Good luck.
Clayton

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03/17/2013 07:02 PM
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If I told you you were going to become something, you might not choose that.
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"fuutre

whicxh shoulkd be live streaming cause of amps
or ampage

the sirens pattern, radio electric constant with still shots in rapid to be broiken and the vampire grip loosened

cause of somnics but it had to be still cause of reconsence or somethng

so later fututrer live streaming i suppose

and questions , oh ye4ah, a marriage with intials, that was the wquestion, i mean a question to like a law breaker

a law of physics breakr, but i will bend on this cause its a good marriage and best for u and the intials are all over the placde

i can keep things alive for a long long timne, but the price is hefty"

Can you make sense of this? This makes me feel like I'm the one who does your whole gravity distortion crap.

/\ Wtf?
Clayton

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03/17/2013 07:03 PM
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psst, john, do you know that guy?
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John, I believe I have been visited from the future. I am also one of the most watched people on the planet at this time and the most protected. In your timeline who would I be?
Clayton

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03/17/2013 07:09 PM
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Find something you like and become good at it. Ditch the play stationi like the playstation, trying to get better at it, get a computerdoes a labtop count? lol, how else would i be typing? and read the news. It will make you more interesting.

Get a dog and take care of it.
dog is with brother This will help you develop empathy and learn how to be useful. Get a job - this will prove to you that you are worth somethingi is not 16.

Tell your mother to take you to the doctor. If she balks, tell her you think you have a lump on your testicles and that you are afraid you may have cancer. When you see the doctor, tell him or her about your many other concerns. He or she should take it from there. I recommend female doctors, especially for prostate exams.
wtf? no

I am not technically a time traveler, but I have been on the planet for a good long time, so in that sense I am.

Good luck.
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