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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
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03/20/2013 11:28 PM
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So, John, do people practice astral projection and remote viewing a lot in the future?Idol1
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Yes and no. These abilities are more understood.
Clayton

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03/24/2013 05:11 PM
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Any cure for balding now or in the future? Losing my hair, don't want to.
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03/24/2013 06:28 PM
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John....

So give us a bone how we will know this War is starting. I just don't see global commitment in it yet. Even against US.
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03/24/2013 07:04 PM
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Any cure for balding now or in the future? Losing my hair, don't want to.
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There is a treatment. Revivogen.

Unfortunately, if your bald patches become smooth, that is actually scar tissue and no hair will ever grow there again.
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John....

So give us a bone how we will know this War is starting. I just don't see global commitment in it yet. Even against US.
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Which war? The U.S. Civil War or The World War?

The 3rd World War wasn't over economics in my time. It was over religion and race. All of Africa becomes Islamic.

The U.S. Civil War in my time was about race and class inequality. This war turns into a Socialist revolution which in turn enflames the world red.
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That costs too much for me. Can I get surgery in the future for it? Hair transfer from other parts of body?
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03/24/2013 10:01 PM
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That costs too much for me. Can I get surgery in the future for it? Hair transfer from other parts of body?
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That is already available in 2013.
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03/24/2013 10:20 PM
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Busted!

So fellow time conduitor
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03/25/2013 01:30 AM
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Too many pages to read, I am sorry to ask

Can someone give me a timeline of the events of US civil war, roughly from which year to year, start to end, and also the Islamic war with year of start, nukes and end?

OP: can you list all European countries which will be NOT involved in fighting to a large extend?
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03/25/2013 04:09 AM
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Islam was the opponent of Yugoslavia. And what happened. US led NATO helped Islam in Kosovo and Bosnia, before my eyes, and destroyed Christian Serbs with Uranium Radioactive bombs.
All Hyenas Western European countries were in the first raw for 'humanitarian intervention' vs Serbia. YES. And what happened. Kosovo and Bosnia today because it is cleansed from Serbs is HEAVEN FOR WAHHABI ISLAM, and Radical Jihad organizations, WHICH ARE OPERATING AS A SAFE HEAVEN FOR ATTACKING WESTERN EUROPE. MONEY FROM SAUDI OIL + USEFUL IDIOTS RADICAL ISLAMIC WARRIORS FROM KOSOVO AND BOSNIA ORIGINATED FROM THE MIDDLE EAST AND THE BALKANS = Rise of Radical Islam in Europe.
The same scenario is happening in Libya, and Syria. NATO or shall I say USA is helping I S L A M I S T , the same one that will INVADE EUROPE IN THE FUTURE.
Today we are living in the 1930's WHEN WALL STREET AND US WAS HELPING HITLER NAZI PARTY TO WIN THE ELECTIONS AND BECOME LEADER OF GERMANY. WALL STREET IS STILL HERE TODAY , EVEN NATO IS HELPING, HOWEVER HITLER IS ISLAMIC CALIFATE AND ISLAMIC RELIGION AIMING FOR WORLD DOMINATION !!!
When the Islamic Calfate will EMERGE and BECOME REALITY, than , AND ONLY THAN , THE WESTERN POLITICS WILL BECOME ENEMY OF ISLAM. TILL THEN NATO and Radical Islam will be brothers in arms.

I new just right in the moment when Serbia was attacked in 1999, that upheaval will emerge in the world, not effeminately ,but in the future. Balkans is Barometer for the Euro Asian Region, and always was. Balkan wars were prelude for the two world wars. And this last Balkan WARS IN THE 90's which ended with partition of 10 000 years Serbian lend Kosovo, from SHAMEFUL AGGRESSION by USA, was PRELUDE FOR LARGE SCALE WORLD CONFLICT, which will happen. Whether this conflict will be Islam vs West, or more LOGICAL ASSUMPTION WEST VS RUSSA AND CHINA , IT WILL HAPPENED.

Boromir from Macedonia
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03/25/2013 04:39 AM
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Too many pages to read, I am sorry to ask

Can someone give me a timeline of the events of US civil war, roughly from which year to year, start to end, and also the Islamic war with year of start, nukes and end?

OP: can you list all European countries which will be NOT involved in fighting to a large extend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36808203


If I gave you the time line, I would screw up the time line.

All European countries will be in this war.
Clayton

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03/25/2013 06:38 PM
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I'm not going to the doctor anytime soon, what is it? So that whole if you learn about your future it doesnt come true thing, I talked to a psychic and it basically said I marry the girl with diabetes and I'm the one who does your gravity displacement thing. Oops. Spoiler alert. What happens now? no gravity thing? you kidnap me, place me in a room with the blueprints of the device and make me make it a reality? ah, i always knew i was a science field kind of guy...
As for HEM is there any way I can still make that happen, dude i need advice for what i need to do to make her + me a reality. (People reply from Japan only plz)
Clayton

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I'm not going to the doctor anytime soon, what is it? So that whole if you learn about your future it doesnt come true thing, I talked to a psychic and it basically said I marry the girl with diabetes and I'm the one who does your gravity displacement thing. Oops. Spoiler alert. What happens now? no gravity thing? you kidnap me, place me in a room with the blueprints of the device and make me make it a reality? ah, i always knew i was a science field kind of guy...
As for her is there any way I can still make that happen, dude i need advice for what i need to do to make her + me a reality. (People reply from Japan only plz)

Last Edited by Clayton on 03/25/2013 06:39 PM
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I'm not going to the doctor anytime soon, what is it? So that whole if you learn about your future it doesnt come true thing, I talked to a psychic and it basically said I marry the girl with diabetes and I'm the one who does your gravity displacement thing. Oops. Spoiler alert. What happens now? no gravity thing? you kidnap me, place me in a room with the blueprints of the device and make me make it a reality? ah, i always knew i was a science field kind of guy...
As for her is there any way I can still make that happen, dude i need advice for what i need to do to make her + me a reality. (People reply from Japan only plz)
 Quoting: Clayton


Are you interested in gravity variables, sensors, locks?

Are you interested in the theory of gravity and its relation to time and space.

Photonics? Entanglement? The physics of faster than light?
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03/25/2013 09:13 PM
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I know what you're going to ask before you ask it . Not because I am psychic. But because I have an archive of GLP.

John Titor 2, mini me, was born in 1967.
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03/25/2013 09:32 PM
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Well then John,

You should be able to provide an answer to my Question (which is coming) before I ask it!
Proving to readers here by providing an Answer before I ask the Question would show your temporal displacement were true.

Wouldn't it?
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03/25/2013 09:49 PM
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Well then John,

You should be able to provide an answer to my Question (which is coming) before I ask it!
Proving to readers here by providing an Answer before I ask the Question would show your temporal displacement were true.

Wouldn't it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2214567


Nope. In one world, you never ask.
In this world, you asked.
It would only prove to you that I am either psychic or a time traveller.
Nobody else would be convinced.
Furthermore, Clayton here is the only one willing to accept I made an impossibly precise "prediction" right here on GLP that nobody seems to remember and admit.
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03/25/2013 09:49 PM
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JOHN its me SLA

Crotalus adamanteus

i dont know how to ask my question, without you not giveing me a full answer so here goes

i know in texas

but what made them happen?

when did they happen, during what event or after what event?

SLA
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That's a shame.
Casper Last taught me all I need to know, so you know that there was a real physics related question coming.
So what is your answer John? Your readers need that answer to that Question I'm going to ask you - but you know what that Question is - so here comes ...

The Titor Paradox!

After all, if you were real, you wouldn't cause displacement by asdvertising your presence - would you?
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03/26/2013 01:30 AM
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JOHN its me SLA

Crotalus adamanteus

i dont know how to ask my question, without you not giveing me a full answer so here goes

i know in texas

but what made them happen?

when did they happen, during what event or after what event?

SLA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20063594


When you start using Roman names, I'm starting to remember more.

It started with the taxation theft of people's savings, didn't it?

SLA
Southern Liberation Army
Socialist Liberation Army
States Liberation Army?
Can't say for sure.
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03/26/2013 01:32 AM
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That's a shame.
Casper Last taught me all I need to know, so you know that there was a real physics related question coming.
So what is your answer John? Your readers need that answer to that Question I'm going to ask you - but you know what that Question is - so here comes ...

The Titor Paradox!

After all, if you were real, you wouldn't cause displacement by asdvertising your presence - would you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2214567


I always intended to widen the divergence. Any member of my crew knows that.
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03/26/2013 01:55 AM
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You never answered the Question, thus are not whom you claim to be.

Of course, you have a chance to post your answer and prove whom you are for all, but .... as you already have a copy of this thread .... Tui - yeah right.

And if you live in Japan, well, you are already dead. You just don't know it yet.

A twist of lemon, with your fish from Sendai ...
Quickly you swallow ...
Bit slowly you die.
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03/26/2013 02:17 AM
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Well then John,

You should be able to provide an answer to my Question (which is coming) before I ask it!
Proving to readers here by providing an Answer before I ask the Question would show your temporal displacement were true.

Wouldn't it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2214567


Nope. In one world, you never ask.
In this world, you asked.
It would only prove to you that I am either psychic or a time traveller.
Nobody else would be convinced.
Furthermore, Clayton here is the only one willing to accept I made an impossibly precise "prediction" right here on GLP that nobody seems to remember and admit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36883087



This is not true
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03/26/2013 05:54 AM
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Love chastises error.
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Well then John,

You should be able to provide an answer to my Question (which is coming) before I ask it!
Proving to readers here by providing an Answer before I ask the Question would show your temporal displacement were true.

Wouldn't it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2214567


Nope. In one world, you never ask.
In this world, you asked.
It would only prove to you that I am either psychic or a time traveller.
Nobody else would be convinced.
Furthermore, Clayton here is the only one willing to accept I made an impossibly precise "prediction" right here on GLP that nobody seems to remember and admit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36883087



This is not true
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Well, it will be our secret then.
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JOHN its me SLA

Crotalus adamanteus

i dont know how to ask my question, without you not giveing me a full answer so here goes

i know in texas

but what made them happen?

when did they happen, during what event or after what event?

SLA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20063594


When you start using Roman names, I'm starting to remember more.

It started with the taxation theft of people's savings, didn't it?

SLA
Southern Liberation Army
Socialist Liberation Army
States Liberation Army?
Can't say for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36883087


NOOO SLA is my handle

crotalus adamanteus is a diamondback rattle snake i was meaning to ask about the diamondbacks, i kniw they started in texas, why were they created ? "It started with the taxation theft of people's savings, didn't it?"

any more info about the history of the
crotalus adamanteus ?
Clayton

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03/26/2013 05:56 PM
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I'm not going to the doctor anytime soon, what is it? So that whole if you learn about your future it doesnt come true thing, I talked to a psychic and it basically said I marry the girl with diabetes and I'm the one who does your gravity displacement thing. Oops. Spoiler alert. What happens now? no gravity thing? you kidnap me, place me in a room with the blueprints of the device and make me make it a reality? ah, i always knew i was a science field kind of guy...
As for her is there any way I can still make that happen, dude i need advice for what i need to do to make her + me a reality. (People reply from Japan only plz)
 Quoting: Clayton


Are you interested in gravity variables, sensors, locks?

Are you interested in the theory of gravity and its relation to time and space.

Photonics? Entanglement? The physics of faster than light?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36883087


I bet you could use those things to make a jetboard and keep it exactly 6 inches off the ground, or a gravity displacement machine, either way it sounds awesome, sign me up.

So, about that girl...
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are bank runs coming to amercia? how soon and how bad will it get?
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when did they happen, during what event or after what event?

SLA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20063594


When you start using Roman names, I'm starting to remember more.

It started with the taxation theft of people's savings, didn't it?

SLA
Southern Liberation Army
Socialist Liberation Army
States Liberation Army?
Can't say for sure.


NOOO SLA is my handle

crotalus adamanteus is a diamondback rattle snake i was meaning to ask about the diamondbacks, i kniw they started in texas, why were they created ? "It started with the taxation theft of people's savings, didn't it?"

any more info about the history of the
crotalus adamanteus ?


Read it again, and again. You'll have your answer.
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are bank runs coming to amercia? how soon and how bad will it get?
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It depends on how observant bank customers are. There are all kinds of hidden fees now. I'm very close to going into too much detail here.
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what can you tell us about final fantasy 14 A Realm Reborn?

will it flop or be successful?

Will Square Enix still exist in the future?

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