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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/05/2013 02:16 AM
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how they dress in 2036?
we can see a picture in 2036?
there is a teleporter in 2036 or there are still buses and cars?
tell me what invention more beautiful there in 2036?
you came back in time, in the time of the dinosaurs?
until you have driven to travel?
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04/05/2013 03:18 AM
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I take it as i'm done with my part. I might still look at this thread once in a while but i think i'm moving on. any last words for me?
 Quoting: Clayton


Thank you for your help.
As a reward, I'm going to tell you what you need to do to improve your life.
Cut all the soda and junk-food out of your life. Don't eat anything with food coloring in it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033

So when I become skinny my life becomes completely better? ahh that will be nice.

How did you know I was pale and overweight anyways?
 Quoting: Clayton


You said you were overweight before on this thread.
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how they dress in 2036?
we can see a picture in 2036?
there is a teleporter in 2036 or there are still buses and cars?
tell me what invention more beautiful there in 2036?
you came back in time, in the time of the dinosaurs?
until you have driven to travel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37472719


For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10^28 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect. So you would in sense die in a way. Your atomic self would be reconstructed at the other location
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04/05/2013 04:45 AM
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People laughed here on GLP when I said that flooding would increase all over the world. Where are they now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Put yourself in their shoes. Someone claiming to be from the future, telling about global floods?
 Quoting: CripplingLies


There are a lot of threads calling people out for failed predictions. Very few
acknowledge when people are correct. How many predictions would you say are correct in this thread?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37414887


Keeping in mind, that for you those are not predictions, but only a "narrative" of you past, I would say none. On the other hand, for us it is a prediction, so, about 10 that I could count...
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Thanks for everything John. 177 Tempus Edax Rerum, Good Luck John.
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04/05/2013 06:27 AM
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I take it as i'm done with my part. I might still look at this thread once in a while but i think i'm moving on. any last words for me?
 Quoting: Clayton


Thank you for your help.
As a reward, I'm going to tell you what you need to do to improve your life.
Cut all the soda and junk-food out of your life. Don't eat anything with food coloring in it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033

So when I become skinny my life becomes completely better? ahh that will be nice.

How did you know I was pale and overweight anyways?
 Quoting: Clayton


I didn't know. Don't worry about your complexion and weight. Just enjoy every day you are alive and relatively safe.
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04/05/2013 06:43 AM
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Good question. Overalls, aprons, hats. Victor Koretsky has painted pictures of workers and soliders that come close. Look up the images.

Teleportation and time travel are the same thing. Most people don't do it in my time because it is dangerous. Who knows. Maybe it will be safe one day.

We take high speed trains everywhere in the U.S. just like the bullet trains in Japan. It is one of the many things I miss about my own time.

I probably could have travelled back to see dinosaurs but why when I could just watch the past safely in my living room.

What invention is beautiful and awesome in my time? Interactive wall projections are nice. See Prometheus(2012)? Flights that take you into space briefly. Little things like that.
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how they dress in 2036?
we can see a picture in 2036?
there is a teleporter in 2036 or there are still buses and cars?
tell me what invention more beautiful there in 2036?
you came back in time, in the time of the dinosaurs?
until you have driven to travel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37472719


For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10^28 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect. So you would in sense die in a way. Your atomic self would be reconstructed at the other location
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5192031


Nope. You're talking about the Star Trek concept of teleportation. Teleportation is more like taking a celluloid photo of space with you in it and folding the photo so that your image is touching the other half of space. Now that isn't just the other half of space, that side of the photo could be another time.
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Hey John, can you travel back to that year:

fuckyou
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Keeping in mind, that for you those are not predictions, but only a "narrative" of you past, I would say none. On the other hand, for us it is a prediction, so, about 10 that I could count...
 Quoting: CripplingLies


Yes. That is the correct way to view this. That is absolutely right. But only 10? I summarized at least 10. I narrated at least 30. I'm still narrating them now.
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04/05/2013 06:50 AM
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Hey John, can you travel back to that year:
 Quoting: Korats01


Which year? The year you had a girlfriend? The year you graduated high school? Never happened. On an alternate time-line however, you are a very cool guy.
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04/05/2013 06:53 AM
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Thanks for everything John. 177 Tempus Edax Rerum, Good Luck John.
 Quoting: Clayton


Take care of yourself, Clayton. It's going to work out all right for you. You'll either be dead and at peace or you'll be alive, survive and thrive.
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04/05/2013 06:56 AM
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Lol I was just thinking about making an "I am john titor, ask me a question" thread, then I scrolled down and saw this one.

Sadface :(

But this is because I am John Titor also. I am further from the future than I was when I made this original post. ;p
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04/05/2013 07:03 AM
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Lol I was just thinking about making an "I am john titor, ask me a question" thread, then I scrolled down and saw this one.

Sadface :(

But this is because I am John Titor also. I am further from the future than I was when I made this original post. ;p
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37462187


You don't sound very much like me. I wouldn't spell my name john titor, for one thing.

I think there must be many me's. Or mini me's running around.
CripplingLies

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04/05/2013 07:12 AM
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Keeping in mind, that for you those are not predictions, but only a "narrative" of you past, I would say none. On the other hand, for us it is a prediction, so, about 10 that I could count...
 Quoting: CripplingLies


Yes. That is the correct way to view this. That is absolutely right. But only 10? I summarized at least 10. I narrated at least 30. I'm still narrating them now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Well, either I didn't get the other 20, or they didn't happened yet...
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04/05/2013 09:09 AM
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hey 'john', i heard europe is going to be a deadpit. any truth in that? what is going to happen after the collapse?
JOHN when you come home?
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04/05/2013 09:56 AM
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JOHN when you come home? I'd always be here to answer my questions?
john when you go home? what year return?
I still have not understood why are you here?
hidingI try to make you say something that I can be useful, type have no money. With your help I want to make a bet of any kind. I make a family, I'm getting married. I do not get greedy, I promise. In Italy there is no work. And if there is, it's all corruzzione. before you go away give me something useful to scomettere? I do something money just to get married and start a family.
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04/05/2013 01:32 PM
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how they dress in 2036?
we can see a picture in 2036?
there is a teleporter in 2036 or there are still buses and cars?
tell me what invention more beautiful there in 2036?
you came back in time, in the time of the dinosaurs?
until you have driven to travel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37472719


For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10^28 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect. So you would in sense die in a way. Your atomic self would be reconstructed at the other location
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5192031


Nope. You're talking about the Star Trek concept of teleportation. Teleportation is more like taking a celluloid photo of space with you in it and folding the photo so that your image is touching the other half of space. Now that isn't just the other half of space, that side of the photo could be another time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Oh. Many scientists are saying that though. Another reason to now trust much scientists I guess.
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04/05/2013 01:35 PM
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I take it as i'm done with my part. I might still look at this thread once in a while but i think i'm moving on. any last words for me?
 Quoting: Clayton


Thank you for your help.
As a reward, I'm going to tell you what you need to do to improve your life.
Cut all the soda and junk-food out of your life. Don't eat anything with food coloring in it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033

So when I become skinny my life becomes completely better? ahh that will be nice.

How did you know I was pale and overweight anyways?
 Quoting: Clayton


I didn't know. Don't worry about your complexion and weight. Just enjoy every day you are alive and relatively safe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


You did have knowledge about that though, Titor. I remembered that he said something like that before and I was correct. If you were to look back on page 50 of this thread then you would clearly see where Clayton did indeed type out the sentence: "im overweight and have very pale skin."
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04/05/2013 03:12 PM
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What do you know about North-Eastern England and Newcastle United in the future?
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04/05/2013 03:19 PM
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You did have knowledge about that though, Titor. I remembered that he said something like that before and I was correct. If you were to look back on page 50 of this thread then you would clearly see where Clayton did indeed type out the sentence: "im overweight and have very pale skin."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5192031


Yes. He did type that. I didn't know before he typed it. Kind of sounds like the "Perks of Being a Wallflower" kid. That book go so annoying near the end I stopped reading it.
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What do you know about North-Eastern England and Newcastle United in the future?
 Quoting: Geordie9


They are raided by the Vikings. Just kidding.
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hey 'john', i heard europe is going to be a deadpit. any truth in that? what is going to happen after the collapse?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37351291


It goes something like this in no particular order.

The U.S. Economic Collapse -- we're seeing that now.
U.S. Chaos
Race Riots
U.S. Pulls All Bases from World
U.S. Secession
U.S. Civil War 2 Worker's Revolution
U.S. Rebuilding and Recovery (Wild West)

World Sinkholes
World Underground Gas Explosions
World Earthquakes
World Volcanic Eruptions
New Land East of Florida, Cuba, Japan and New Zealand
World Floods

United States of South America

United Korea
United States of Asia
Invasion of Australia

United States of Islam (Africa)
Invasion of Italy
A Newly Formed United States of Europe
Armageddon
Destruction of Africa, The Middle East, Israel
Islamic Refugees

Persecution of all Religious Violent Teachings
World Worker's Revolution
German 2013 Style World Democratic Governments

United Earth
Space Exploration
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The markets crash? The Europe collapses, the whole world collapses!
War here, war there, but a world of peace?
When we invade? can you give me a date ...?
this year, next year?
Honest, that day will collapse the markets? Is there a way to save america yet? Obama is not a good man?
and yet the newspapers speak so well of america, finally recovered. Italian TV to say this. The america has bounced back big time. And now he does, immediately collapses?
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john hope it is not a crime not to believe you.
Unamente America is the best country in the world.
peace and prosperity in this world in the coming centuries.
Nothing is created, nothing is destroyed, everything is transformed.
and Italy in Europe keeps the bat.
Keeps America and Europe together.
the first American bank was founded by an Italian.
we are hard not to fall ... !!! Try to sell america .... In America the only sin is to ask the limits.
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america does not collapse ... tomorrow the story has changed ... see well in Chronovisor.! friend a hug.
Clayton

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so i forgot i said that, oh well, theres other things on here he never told me: why he wanted my e-mail, my location and everything else. Chances are that I survive and use the same e-mail and so in 2036 when i forget about all this and its also when he left, i will get e-mailed saying that he is going to time travel, just because that would be cool "hey im going into the past to talk to future you."

I'm going to ask these question one last time though:
Is there a cure for dandruff?
When will I get to use a chronovisor?
Do they ever make another jak and daxter game? DBZ budokai tenkaichi remake?
Do I get married? If so, to whom?
When will Hunter be/be able to be cured?

Thanks
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04/05/2013 04:39 PM
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I have not asked for your email, and I only write here.
You can also see my future, but it will not be the true and actual real future, I am a person uncontrollably.
good and honest man, so much heart.
I think that you know nothing about me john.
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john explain.
why come here in a forum and preach the future?
what do you need?
you want to say to all, I travel.
I'll answer, trips? but it goes to that country.
forgive me.
but who can you believe?
a question!
a person can even believe you, but what changes?
life has its own path.
love is first of all, any path is,
we overcome it.
you married?
you have children?
as ever in this mission only you exist.
john titor.
Unfortunately I do not believe you, I think you're a man like another teasing people. Do not hate me for this.
Spare your thanks.
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john feel, you're a human being.
at least that.
I'm happy.
if you want to play football, cards, drink, go to the movies, to live something ... qui.Avvisami teleported before, do not let me put fear. . I recommend it. Warn me before.

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