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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
AstralGod
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05/21/2013 08:32 PM
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my mom is going to look at this website because she wants to know more about this time traveler i keep telling her about. FYI
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Well, I hope that goes well for you then.
 Quoting: AstralGod 5192031


I firmly believe that Western culture needs a reformed Christianity. One in which Jesus is Yeshu, just a man, and Paul has almost equal weight. The Bible should be modernized.
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I feel you. It is outdated and really no longer has much useful value to it. It says nothing of the problems we face today modernly.
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J.T. II:

Strange that you mention robotics. I say this because I am in the process of writing the next great dystopian novel. Robots feature rather prominently in it.
ROBOTdance
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J.T. II:

Strange that you mention robotics. I say this because I am in the process of writing the next great dystopian novel. Robots feature rather prominently in it.
ROBOTdance
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Bounce some ideas off me. I'll give you some ideas.
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Is John Titor for Real?
Is John Titor, the guy from 2036, for real, or is this misinformation?

Cosmic Awareness: This is not misinformation. This individual represents one of those who had ascended in the Planet A scenario and he has achieved a degree of understanding and awareness of his multidimensionality, even that capacity to time travel, to come back in time to that time preceding the actual split of the consciousness that will define Planet A and those who travel towards that Planet B mentality and consciousness. He is one who can move back and forth because he has learned how to shift his consciousness to refocus it so he can enter that which on the surface seems to be the past, but he has not achieved such mastery that he is not a participant to the events that sometimes seem to be still somewhat out of his control.

[link to www.cosmicchannelings.com]
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05/21/2013 11:28 PM
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So, who is the "nobody" that pandora's box speaks of?
Is pandora box correct?
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After all this X1 news, im not surprised that microsoft is going to fail. It has too many flaws to succeed. I am already hearing about people complaining about windows 8.
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05/21/2013 11:59 PM
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Let me bounce these ideas off of you all. Who shall write the gospel according to John Titor?

The Book of the Generation of Yeshu
written around 600 a.d.
about Jewish history spaning back to around 1000 b.c.

John (Jannai or Jannaeus) Alexander
a Maccabaean King
Maccabaens, a Jewish rebel army, and its Hasmonean royal dynasty reduced the Greek influence on the Jewish religion in Judea
Son of John Hyrcanus I
ruled the J.ews from 104 to 78 b.c.
opposed the ruling religious Pharisees (known for their strict observance of spoken and written Jewish laws)
and drove Pharisees into exile in 87 b.c.

Joshua Son of Perachiah? fled with his favorite Pharisee student Yeshu to Egypt.

Salome, the wife of John Alexander ruled from 78 to 69 b.c. and restored the Pharisees to power.

So Joshua and Yeshu came back to Judea.
They stayed at an inn where Yeshu joked at the appearance of the inn-keeper.
Joshua became angry and kicked Yeshu out of the Pharisees.
Yeshu attempted to appologize but Joshua was busy preaching at the time.
Yeshu mistook Joshua's delay in talking to him as a rejection.
Yeshu then placed a brick in front of him and began to worship it.
Joshua asked him what he was doing?
Yeshu then said that it didn't matter what he did because he would never be forgiven.

It was then that Yeshu founded a faction called Notzri or Nasaraioi or Nasoraean (mistaken for 'of Nazareth').
Notzri can be likened to a combination of Buddhism and Judaism.
Yeshu learned it from the Theraputes (Egyptian Buddhists)
But it also contains elements of Egyptian mystery religion and magic.

Yeshu was brought before a Jewish court and accused of teaching Egyptian religion to the J.ews
He was hung on Passover from a tree

Yeshu Son of Panther
This is a story that connects Yeshu with the God Bacchus and with Roman Emperor Augustus. In the story Augustus is a young Roman soldier who sleeps with Mary(Miriamne) who is engaged to another man.

Mary Magdalene
This is a story that connects Yeshu with Miriamne I, wife of Harod the Great, ruler of Judea
Magdalene connects Yeshu with Cleopatra, The Queen of Sheba and Ethiopia

Why? Because the Romans combined myths to unite their empire under one set of religious beliefs.

The Life of Apollonius of Tyana

He is the main historical Jesus, also known as Paul of Tarsus, born on February 16th, 2 a.d.

in the Roman province of Tyana, Cappadocia, Greece to wealthy Greek parents.

At 14, he was sent south to Tarsus to study

Pythagorean, Platonic, Stoic, Peripatetic, and Epicurean philosophy and science.

At 16, he became a Pythagorean vegan, teetotaler.

He wore white linen and grew his hair and beard out.

He then moved to Aegae, Greece where he studied Medicine at the temple of Aesculapius.

He worshiped the Sun and practiced attuning rituals.

By means of science and psychic dreams, he performed seemingly miraculous cures.

He convinced worshipers to offer up incense to the gods in place of animal sacrifice.

At 20, he inherited great wealth and kept only enough to survive and travel.

He gave the rest of the wealth to his 23 year old brother.

He began a 5 year vow of silence in Pamphylia and Cilicia traveling around and studying.

He traveled to Antioch and then Jerusalem around 28 a.d.

He traveled to Damascus, Syria, Egypt, Iran, the Himalayas, and Taxila, India around 38 a.d.

where he brought back the teachings of Sanat Kumara, the Indian Christ and Peacock Angel.

These teachings became the 9 Epistles of Paul.

After his trip in 39 a.d., he created an order of Nazarites known as the "Order of the Nazarenes" in Southern Judea.

Apollonius was a friend, doctor and adviser to Roman Emperors such as Vespasian and his son Titus.

Vespasian commissioned Apollonius and his assistants Damis and Lucius to create a religious order.

They could write in the Hebraic-Samaritan language, as well as Greek.

They accompanied Emperor Vespasian to Cornwall, England.

Apollonius raised Vespasian and Titus to the level of gods and future Emperor Domitian hated that.

Apollonius retired first to the Island of Patmos where he wrote Revelation.

He then returned to Antioch where he died around 99 a.d.
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05/22/2013 12:03 AM
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John Titor is very real. He is not using a mental ability to time travel. He is using a physical device.

I am not the original John Titor. I am John Titor II.

I have just learned that there is an important television episode that was aired in 1999, around the time that John started to post.

Star Trek Voyager season 5 episode 24 "Relativity"
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So, who is the "nobody" that pandora's box speaks of?
Is pandora box correct?
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Pandora is reading about other people's prophecies and claiming them as his own.
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After all this X1 news, im not surprised that microsoft is going to fail. It has too many flaws to succeed. I am already hearing about people complaining about windows 8.
 Quoting: Clayton


Microsoft does fail. It does not take a time traveller or a prophet to see that now. I've been saying it for a long time.
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05/22/2013 12:09 AM
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After all this X1 news, im not surprised that microsoft is going to fail. It has too many flaws to succeed. I am already hearing about people complaining about windows 8.
 Quoting: Clayton


Just bought a new computer with windows 8. If I'd known how crappy it was I'd have bought one with windows 7 or Ubuntu. I'm computer challenged as it is.

I heard that those responsible for windows 8 were dismissed.
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
Clayton

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Sony is going to do well right? What is going to be so great about the vita? is it the cloud gaming system that can play any ps game? Is it on the current gen vita, like could i go buy a vita right now and it would be able to do this cloud? Do you own a PS4? or 5 or 6 or 7 lol? When the transition to PC gaming only happens will Sony make a special computer with trophies and stuff?
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Sony is going to do well right? What is going to be so great about the vita? is it the cloud gaming system that can play any ps game? Is it on the current gen vita, like could i go buy a vita right now and it would be able to do this cloud? Do you own a PS4? or 5 or 6 or 7 lol? When the transition to PC gaming only happens will Sony make a special computer with trophies and stuff?
 Quoting: Clayton


SONY will survive. PS console and portable devices continue for a long time. You'll be getting your total immersion games on a treadmill shortly, Clayton. Don't worry, you'll be in game heaven. And there won't be any jobs so all you'll be doing is playing games.

Cloud games and gaming is at the door.
Cloud is o.k. for gaming as you don't need to store any serious personal information on the cloud.

Don't store your vital data on the cloud. Just don't do it.

Think of the future of gaming as being something like "Total Recall".
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After all this X1 news, im not surprised that microsoft is going to fail. It has too many flaws to succeed. I am already hearing about people complaining about windows 8.
 Quoting: Clayton


Just bought a new computer with windows 8. If I'd known how crappy it was I'd have bought one with windows 7 or Ubuntu. I'm computer challenged as it is.

I heard that those responsible for windows 8 were dismissed.
 Quoting: paul777


Microsoft is a factional mess. I personally know as I used to live in Seattle.

I hope you can find and download a start button!

You can download Kubuntu which is what I'm on right now. It has a few problems with its Dolphin file manager in 2013 but I'm used to settling.
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I need to mention this all to you again. It is extremely important. It is the difference between my world and yours. Do you get my meaning?

"Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) and Representative George Miller (D-CA) introduced the Fair Minimum Wage Act of 2013"
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After all this X1 news, im not surprised that microsoft is going to fail. It has too many flaws to succeed. I am already hearing about people complaining about windows 8.
 Quoting: Clayton


Just bought a new computer with windows 8. If I'd known how crappy it was I'd have bought one with windows 7 or Ubuntu. I'm computer challenged as it is.

I heard that those responsible for windows 8 were dismissed.
 Quoting: paul777


Microsoft is a factional mess. I personally know as I used to live in Seattle.

I hope you can find and download a start button!

You can download Kubuntu which is what I'm on right now. It has a few problems with its Dolphin file manager in 2013 but I'm used to settling.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Um, what's a 'start button'?



Joking.

It was a bit like that until I had a windows 8 upgrade installed. It's made things a bit easier [I've only been on a computer for 7 months]. I was told "see if you get used to it."

John, we are all used to 'settling'. Sigh.

:)
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
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Please warn everyone about this date.
2015.05.12.03.45 Washington D.C. time ren@TimeTravel0 ~

Now I will list the encrypted verses in no particular order.

Obama is the Lincoln President
Muslim Lone Wolf Dirty Bombs
Madrid Cascades
Biblical Floods
A 5 Star Flag
World Socialist Revolution
Civil Race Wars
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John, we are all used to 'settling'. Sigh.
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I'll settl' for that.
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Oh yes. Don't forget that 2036 is the year that Nibiru crashes into Earth.
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Apparently Judaism roots come from Egypt, as does Hebrew.

John I may have mentioned this before, have you read any of Tony Bushbys' books, in particular 'The Bible Fraud' & 'The Crucifixion of Truth'? I think you would find them both fascinating & illuminating. They're based on extensive research from historical records & church archives.

Last Edited by paul777 on 05/22/2013 01:03 AM
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
ara
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if there are no jobs... what do people do for a living...

and how do we survive and feed out families?
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Apparently Judaism roots come from Egypt, as does Hebrew.

John I may have mentioned this before, have you read any of Tony Bushbys' books, in particular 'The Bible Fraud' & 'The Crucifixion of Truth'? I think you would find them both fascinating & illuminating. They're based on extensive research from historical records & church archives.
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..will have a look.
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if there are no jobs... what do people do for a living...

and how do we survive and feed out families?
 Quoting: ara 39542481


Good question.

Many people in my time live in tents.
They farm vegetables and Marijuana and barter it.

John Titor 1's father grew oranges and distilled them into wine to barter.

You've seen 3D printers yet?
Well imagine small factories about the size of a printer.
Every kind of factory you can think of -- miniaturized.
One makes fabric.
One makes plastic.
One makes medicine.
Another assists blacksmiths in making metal parts.
These crafted items are also bartered.

People enjoy hand-crafts and outdoor activities in my time. Sure we use the Archive (you call it The Internet). We play video games. But we don't spend our entire time indoors doing such things.

There are very few buildings.

Our energy comes from portable generators. You put the garbage in -- it is fused into safe fuel. We use this in combination with hydrogen and solar. It powers everything in the tent.
Dean Kamen invented a steam powered generator called the Sling-Shot. We use something similar to that for water purification and electricity.

There are still corporations, but each person has equal stake and earnings just like Google used to have.
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Don't think that outdoor tent living is inferior to apartment living, people.

We've got clean running water in portable sinks and showers, efficient waste disposal in the form of incineration into fuel energy. Heating and cooling. Bug control.

The only thing we don't have is the safety of strong walls. That is why we tend to live in tight defensive communities.
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That's another thing.

I wish to congratulate Dean Kamen of DEKA R&D. His work has revolutionized our future.

Everything from robotics to out door living, water purification, energy collection -- you name it, Dean Kamen was a part of it.
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what if you live in areas where it gets really cold or has tornadoes/hurricanes... tents wont save you from those...
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Please warn everyone about this date.
2015.05.12.03.45 Washington D.C. time ren@TimeTravel0 ~

Now I will list the encrypted verses in no particular order.

Obama is the Lincoln President
Muslim Lone Wolf Dirty Bombs
Madrid Cascades
Biblical Floods
A 5 Star Flag
World Socialist Revolution
Civil Race Wars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Do Muslims become Lone Wolves?
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what if you live in areas where it gets really cold or has tornadoes/hurricanes... tents wont save you from those...
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Nor will wooden houses. Early warning systems and running. That's what we did.
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Do Muslims become Lone Wolves?
 Quoting: AstralGod 5192031


Yes. Young ones with a lot of pride and a lot to prove.

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