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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
Just A Normal Man

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05/24/2013 04:58 AM
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Long enough to proof that you're just a troll. Sorry mate but everything that you wrote is a SCAM.

Shame on you.

Delete this thread!
 Quoting: Just A Normal Man


Shame on your English. Are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Sorry for that. I don't speak english well. Hope you can understand me.

But it doesn't matter. You're still a troll.

Dude, find a girl, get a job. Stop being pathetic.
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05/24/2013 09:15 AM
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Sorry for that. I don't speak english well. Hope you can understand me.

But it doesn't matter. You're still a troll.

Dude, find a girl, get a job. Stop being pathetic.
 Quoting: Just A Normal Man


I don't care if you can speak English well or not. What I care about is you trying to give me advice when you haven't read this entire thread. Refrain from your wrong and meaningless judgements until you do.
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Ovid --> Pythagoras --> Apollonius --> The Destroyer --> Time devours all things.
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What is that, John?
Clayton

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05/25/2013 03:31 AM
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Strange question, you are a clone, how does that work? You don't have parents. How were you able to be created? do you have a belly button? I want to know more about my future, more specifically, my occupation. thing like where i went to college, what kind of engineer, my importance as an engineer. I'm still trying to understand why it is I don't get married and it saddens me to think about it. Am I rich in the future? What id my weight like? Do I leave to space or stay on Earth? do i have a criminal record? I know, I know, i'm being selfish. If I grow up to be fat and lonely I want to know more about it so it all doesn't hit me at one time. I want to talk to myself from the future, why can't I do that, why didn't he come back with you?
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05/25/2013 04:08 AM

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Strange question, you are a clone, how does that work? You don't have parents. How were you able to be created? do you have a belly button? I want to know more about my future, more specifically, my occupation. thing like where i went to college, what kind of engineer, my importance as an engineer. I'm still trying to understand why it is I don't get married and it saddens me to think about it. Am I rich in the future? What id my weight like? Do I leave to space or stay on Earth? do i have a criminal record? I know, I know, i'm being selfish. If I grow up to be fat and lonely I want to know more about it so it all doesn't hit me at one time. I want to talk to myself from the future, why can't I do that, why didn't he come back with you?
 Quoting: Clayton


Clayton, haven't you worked out why most ignore your questions?
You ask the same thing again & again, over & over.
Will you be happy if someone tells you what you want to hear?

Okay, I got this very important message just for you.
You will be rich & famous for inventing a cloning machine.

You marry Hunter & live happily ever after, when she realises what a stud you are, with your 3 good looking & intelligent kids.

Gaming in the future, will require a small room to interact with holograms where YOU will play the hero. It comes with a chair that transforms into a plane cockpit, a car, tank etc. It will be called Nintendo Holo-force.

You will not be fat because there will be a new programmable pill. You will choose what body type you desire. There will be the 'Arnie' program, the Tom Cruise [for closet homosexuals] etc. or custom program whatever Hunter desires. Just add required protein powder based nutritional aid from a can & voila!

How do I know this Clayton? I'm glad you asked. I am the world famous psychic whose time line has intersected with yours [that's why you haven't heard of me] for just long enough to give you this message [no really, your work is that valuable in your timeline. Really, no shit.] so you don't become discouraged from your valuable mission.

You see they come from the future, get you to clone John Titor [that's why we're talking to John #2] & then they bring you back.

Happy now Clayton? Now stop obsessing & get back to work :)

Last Edited by paul777 on 05/25/2013 04:12 AM
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
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05/25/2013 09:11 AM
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I read your news.

the law when it goes into operation?
is already working now?



"Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) and Representative George Miller (D-CA) Introduced the Fair Minimum Wage Act of 2013,"

There are no contraindications?
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05/25/2013 09:12 AM
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with the opportunity to salute you John.


I read your news.

the law when it goes into operation?
is already working now?



"Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) and Representative George Miller (D-CA) Introduced the Fair Minimum Wage Act of 2013,"

There are no contraindications?
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05/25/2013 09:37 AM
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It is easy. I'm a clone because when I went back in time, time split into 2 and so did I.

Clayton, I'm not a psychiatrist. So no matter how many times you ask me, I'm not going to diagnose you. I told you to get your mother to take you to see a psychiatrist, didn't I?
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05/25/2013 09:38 AM

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hey john i lost my tv guide , when is dancing with the stars come on , thanks for the help
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05/25/2013 09:39 AM
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Happy now Clayton? Now stop obsessing & get back to work :)
 Quoting: paul777


What Paul777 said, Clayton.
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I read your news.

the law when it goes into operation?
is already working now?



"Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) and Representative George Miller (D-CA) Introduced the Fair Minimum Wage Act of 2013,"

There are no contraindications?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40474056


It may never be acted on. This act may never become law. We'll see.
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05/25/2013 09:41 AM
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"with the opportunity to salute you John."

And I salute you.
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05/25/2013 09:43 AM
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hey john i lost my tv guide , when is dancing with the stars come on , thanks for the help
 Quoting: ozymandias


I don't really watch TV that way.

Right now, I'm watching The Borgias. Awkward. The Big Bang Theory. Modern Family.

Waiting for, Vikings, Comic Book Men, The Walking Dead.
Clayton

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I just want the truth, not what I want to hear...
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05/25/2013 09:26 PM
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I just want the truth, not what I want to hear...
 Quoting: Clayton


The truth is sometimes hard to hear.
ISLANDIA

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05/25/2013 09:41 PM

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Thanks John always
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05/25/2013 11:46 PM

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I just want the truth, not what I want to hear...
 Quoting: Clayton


That's not true Clayton. You ask the same questions on multiple threads, people respond & answer your questions. Clearly this doesn't satisfy as you then ask the same questions over & over.
We are the masters of our own destiny. What we do today creates what happens in our future.
I'm not trying to be mean Clayton but you come across as an obsessed whiny little bitch who expects everything to be done for you. Do you think any self respecting girl would find that attractive?
Use your obvious intelligence to become the best person you can be. Concentrate on your strengths. Be self-reflective rather than self-obsessed. Help others. No-body can do it for you.
John & everyone else on this forum, have been very patient with you Clayton. I've noticed that people are learning to ignore you on other threads for the reasons I've given. I can't speak for others but my patience is also wearing thin.
I do wish you well. :)
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
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Thanks John always
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


No problem. Any questions, just ask.
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I'm not trying to be mean Clayton but you come across as an obsessed whiny little bitch who expects everything to be done for you. Do you think any self respecting girl would find that attractive?
 Quoting: paul777


Kids today live in a world of instant information and gratification. Kids want to know something, they type a question and get an answer.

They live in a world of ultra sex and violence. Video games, movies, at the touch of a button.

They are swimming in the poison of their ill concocted diets. Food coloring that makes them impulsive and unable to focus.

If they have two parents those parents are busy working overtime and extra jobs just to earn enough to keep the family going. Those parents ignore them and they act out.
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05/26/2013 02:10 AM
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John, the Earth is hollow, isn't it, and 'ET's are actually quite terrestrial. True?
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Kids today live in a world of instant information and gratification. Kids want to know something, they type a question and get an answer.

They live in a world of ultra sex and violence. Video games, movies, at the touch of a button.

They are swimming in the poison of their ill concocted diets. Food coloring that makes them impulsive and unable to focus.

If they have two parents those parents are busy working overtime and extra jobs just to earn enough to keep the family going. Those parents ignore them and they act out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Your right. I forget because my son was raised a lacto/ovo vegetarian & was rarely sick.Mainly ate lots of healthy fresh natural food cooked from scratch [apparently many don't nowadays]He never drank soda. We only played games that the subconscious recognised as animated fantasy, like the 'Ratchet & Clank' series.I told him at 14 to start with Playboy & not to go past Penthouse or he'll spoil his sex-life for good [can only hope he stuck with the advise]. He's always been active body-surfing, cycling, sailing to name a few. He's 6'2' & a solid 87kg at 18.
Best thing for him was that his mother remarried a really decent bloke who treats my son as well as any man could
hope.
It's sad how many parents are ignorant of the foods they feed themselves & their families. How many don't ensure outdoor activity nor restrict access to realistically violent games & porn? I spent every minute I could with my son & now that he's grown, I'm so glad I did.

At least we can say that Clayton is a polite young fellow. That's becoming rarer in our youth.
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
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Clayton

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Well i'm sorry if i come across as a b*tch its just that no one will actually answer. John says i grow up to be an unmarried engineer. "the mean psychic" said i grow up and marry Hunter and create the gravity divergence thing. Op of that other thread never told me, just kept saying that i should ask her to play tennis or take her on a date when she is the only one that can drive (i'm 15), we barely talk and she thinks i'm creepy, i'm hoping things will change when i turn 16. And Paul told me what I think is too good to be true. 4 stories,3 1/2 psychics/time travelers, none match up, sorry but i just want an answer, and it's not just like i wont have more questions about those answers...
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TITOR,

You say WAR WITH ISLAM. But, TODAY US and Western EU, is SPONSORING, ORGANIZING, PUTTING ON POWER ISLAMIST RADICALS ALL OVER THE MIDDLE EAST. US IS ALLIED WITH AL QAEDA AND AL NUSRA in Syria.
Therefore, HOW WAR WILL START, WHEN RADICAL ISLAM AND WESTERN FINANCIAL INTEREST ARE IN LOVE AND ARE CONNECTED.
This is a very interesting question. For all people to think about.
Next question. Are Sunni and Shia going to unite , before the war with the west or not.
What will be role of the SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES, DURING THIS CONFLICT.
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How did your y2k facts become wrong?
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I read your news.

the law when it goes into operation?
is already working now?



"Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA) and Representative George Miller (D-CA) Introduced the Fair Minimum Wage Act of 2013,"

There are no contraindications?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40474056


It may never be acted on. This act may never become law. We'll see.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


therefore is not law yet?
What is it now? an idea of the law?
can you help me understand.
I love you john.
thank you
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05/26/2013 06:38 PM
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"the mean psychic" said i grow up and marry Hunter and create the gravity divergence thing.
 Quoting: Clayton


Clayton, The psychic business is built on lies. Psychics lie. It's their job. If they are paid, they lie to their clients in order to get more money. If you're good with people, you learn how to read people. It's a skill that they learn.
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John, the Earth is hollow, isn't it, and 'ET's are actually quite terrestrial. True?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432351


The Earth has a lot of deep caves. It is not completely hollow.

In my experience, some "ET"s are terrestrial. Some are not. But they are all humanoid.
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Well i'm sorry if i come across as a b*tch its just that no one will actually answer. John says i grow up to be an unmarried engineer. "the mean psychic" said i grow up and marry Hunter and create the gravity divergence thing. Op of that other thread never told me, just kept saying that i should ask her to play tennis or take her on a date when she is the only one that can drive (i'm 15), we barely talk and she thinks i'm creepy, i'm hoping things will change when i turn 16. And Paul told me what I think is too good to be true. 4 stories,3 1/2 psychics/time travelers, none match up, sorry but i just want an answer, and it's not just like i wont have more questions about those answers...
 Quoting: Clayton


You need to work on your English grammar, Clayton. You need to capitalize your 'i's.

If she thinks you are 'creepy', you need to accept that as true and get your mother to take you to see someone. You see, I think you're creepy too. Now I'm not just insulting you. I'm telling you how I see you. Recognize it and go see a psychologist.
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TITOR,

You say WAR WITH ISLAM. But, TODAY US and Western EU, is SPONSORING, ORGANIZING, PUTTING ON POWER ISLAMIST RADICALS ALL OVER THE MIDDLE EAST. US IS ALLIED WITH AL QAEDA AND AL NUSRA in Syria.
Therefore, HOW WAR WILL START, WHEN RADICAL ISLAM AND WESTERN FINANCIAL INTEREST ARE IN LOVE AND ARE CONNECTED.
This is a very interesting question. For all people to think about.
Next question. Are Sunni and Shia going to unite , before the war with the west or not.
What will be role of the SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES, DURING THIS CONFLICT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35434189


If you want to know why Russia and Europe are even picking sides in Syria, just remember that oil and a navy base are the reasons they are in the Middle East at all.

Ultimately radical Islam in power weakens a country in every way and makes a country easier to exploit.

Sunni and Shia will continue to kill each other off until there is just one Islam.

The U.K. starts to ban violent preaching. Oh, guess what, I'm right again. [link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]

Scandinavia eventually does the same thing.

Next there will be a strong movement to stop immigration.

After that, Muslim communities will be threatened in order to urge them to return to their countries.

After that, World War.

Islam becomes very strong. They attack Slavic people, Italy, Greece and Spain.

They dirty bomb many European and U.S. cities.

Russia and Europe unite. The U.S. (The Eagle) watches for awhile but eventually joins in.

Islam is pushed back and nuked.

Israel is also nuked but not before there is another mass exodus.

Surviving Muslims come to live with their conquerors but all of the passages in their religious texts are removed. All violent texts and teaching are banned in every religion. Even the Christian Bible.

This is what shall happen. I have seen it. I have lived it in my life time and I am 46 today. It is not a prophecy.

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