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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
Clayton

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06/16/2013 10:51 PM
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I must do something pretty important if my life sucks and I'm "priceless". Incase you don't already know what I look like I will be on the today show on Wednesday morning in the crowd.
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06/17/2013 12:16 AM
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They don't need to launch an attack on NZ as they own most of the property in the country anyways. Our government needs to be lined up and shot. Maybe I'll live to see it....
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So I guess we were right then. China already annexed New Zealand. How old are you?
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Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2013 12:31 AM
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Who becomes prime minister of India at 2014? Will India ever bring back money stashed in swiss bank?
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I don't see how any of this would help you.
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06/17/2013 12:32 AM
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They don't need to launch an attack on NZ as they own most of the property in the country anyways. Our government needs to be lined up and shot. Maybe I'll live to see it....
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So I guess we were right then. China already annexed New Zealand. How old are you?
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If you can stay alive for another 30 years, you'll see.
Anonymous Coward
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06/17/2013 12:33 AM
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I must do something pretty important if my life sucks and I'm "priceless". Incase you don't already know what I look like I will be on the today show on Wednesday morning in the crowd.
 Quoting: Clayton


Your life doesn't suck. Why judge yourself when there are so many others who judge you?
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06/17/2013 12:35 AM
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[link to abcn.ws]

For those of you who still care, this timeline contains Snowden's educational background.
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Why should we care about him?
 Quoting: Jonny Smoke


Indeed. If you're working with me now, let's make the world not care about him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


I seem to remember that just a month ago the Chinese military hacked U.S. and Australian weapon and vehicle designs, missile systems, and just about every secret kept. And now this news appears with Snowden in China just as the Chinese President Xi Jinping is leaving the U.S. There are no coincidences. And so now, people all over the world are mad at U.S. spying which takes the heat off of China for hacking everything and saving 25 years of research costs. Getting a little bored with Snowden. I think his 15 minutes of fame are up.

~John Titor 2
 Quoting: John Titor 2 1518033


so...lets see...titor and titor 2?

same? or? WHAZ UP?
Clayton
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06/17/2013 01:33 AM
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I was talking about that you told me a part of my future that I didn't like. You said I don't get married. I guess you really haven't told me much about my future. In going to be a genetic engineer right? Aside from the part where I didn't get married, was I satisfied with the way my life turned out? Was I happy? I just don't like the fact that most of my other friends will go on to be married like other human beings and I will have to face my biggest fear: being alone. There's nothing wrong with me. I would be an amazing boyfriend and an even better husband. I just want to skip to page 247 in the book "the life of Clayton" and read what it says. To see what happens to the main character. The me that is from your world is different from the current me anyways. Is there a possibility that myself, as a genetic engineer perfected cloning and created you from the original John?
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06/17/2013 05:07 AM
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Clayton, you know I'm the guy who went from page 247 to page 42 and now I'm reading the book again. This book is slightly different than the one I read before. That means I don't know how you turn out. I know you're a millennial kid. I know that the Internet and games have changed you. You don't think the same way that I do. Your values are strange to me. Do you remember after Sandy when I said all those people were living in tents -- and you started asking me questions about yourself like I was a walking fortune cookie? What the fuck, Clayton? Your apathy toward others is close to psychopathic as are others of your generation. People who show no apathy can't be trusted, Clayton. You need to change if you can.
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06/17/2013 05:11 AM
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I don't remember John 1 too well. I know him, but my memories are fading.
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06/17/2013 09:57 AM
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Read my previous comments about Biogas!

[link to www.nytimes.com]
Jonny Smoke

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06/18/2013 01:37 AM
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Snowden timeline.

1998-1999 Snowden attends Arundel High School and never finishes. He doesn't even have a GED at this time. Yet the Army needs recruits.

2004May to 2004Sep - Snowden passes an aptitude test and gets a security clearance, (it can take many additional months of waiting) to become a U.S. Army Reserve Special Forces recruit. This is a new program because the Army desperately needs people for Special Forces. Normally, you have to be in the Army for at least a short time before you can try to become a Special Forces soldier. He wasn't even going to be active duty Army. At Fort Benning, Georgia, he probably completed about 4 months of training before doing his Airborne in which he probably broke his legs on a jump. If he had been in the Army longer than 5 months, he could have broken his legs repelling, fallen out of a helicopter, fallen off an obstacle course, etc.. The thing is, you aren't suddenly rushed out of the Army with 2 broken legs. The Army needs recruits badly and that is why they accepted this guy who didn't even finish high school. He must have had his General Education Degree in order to get in the Army in the first place? So here he is, a U.S. Army washout. He could have stayed in the Army with his genius hacker computer skills. But he was discharged and there are no details as to that discharge. According to Snowden himself, he has Epilepsy. This is probably the reason for his quick discharge. But before he was discharged, his security clearance must have been approved. This gave him the opportunity to do other things.

2004-2005 He attends Anne Arundel Community College but he does not take any computer classes. A school official says he never earned his GED there either. It is unclear where he took any computer classes or where he earned his GED.

2005-2006 - Snowden works as a private security guard, with his security clearance, at a foreign language school at the University of Maryland. One does not usually go from being a security guard to being a computer security specialist. Especially when he never completed his computer classes.

2007-2008 - Snowden works for the CIA in Geneva Switzerland. He claims to be the network security guy for the distribution of all information in the facility. That is highly unlikely. He was probably a security guard there as well.

2009-2012 Snowden works for a private contractor at a U.S. base in Japan. Really? Maybe I've seen him. Not.

2013 Snowden works for Booz Allen as a computer consultant. He only worked there for 3 months then quit. He said he was making $200,000 a year? Really? As a contractor in Japan? In another article it said he was making $130,000 a year. Which is it? According to Booz, a junior analyst makes $60,000 a year starting. Snowden claims he was a senior consultant. Really? After only working there for 3 months?

What am I missing here? All I see is a compulsive liar who wants to sell his fake story of being a wealthy, James Bond type uber-hacker who has the power to wire-tap the president or anyone without authorization. Who has the power to bring down every U.S. agent in the world.

I'm not saying that Prism isn't real. I'm not saying the U.S. government isn't spying on everyone. I am saying that Snowden is just trying to get attention and sucker the media out of money for his fake story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518033


Why give so much press to this guy? What about the "future"?
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2013 01:52 AM
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Clayton, you know I'm the guy who went from page 247 to page 42 and now I'm reading the book again. This book is slightly different than the one I read before. That means I don't know how you turn out. I know you're a millennial kid. I know that the Internet and games have changed you. You don't think the same way that I do. Your values are strange to me. Do you remember after Sandy when I said all those people were living in tents -- and you started asking me questions about yourself like I was a walking fortune cookie? What the fuck, Clayton? Your apathy toward others is close to psychopathic as are others of your generation. People who show no apathy can't be trusted, Clayton. You need to change if you can.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41844073


I cannot do anything for those sandy victims. I register death and poverty as natural thing. I am not able to do anything for those people, only make sure it does not happen to me. That's why I didn't respond like you. The best I can do is fake it. I've also been so used to death from video games. It's good but bad at the same time it's bad to have.
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2013 03:50 AM
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Which one of you newbies handled the Syrian WW3 articles? Some people are still remembering. I need you to sweep up.
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Why do you care if people still remember?

I bring to you some more questions.

Do game ratings like ESRB still exist or do they just stop rating games as society worsens?

Also, is this actually you or an impostor? [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
paul777

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06/18/2013 05:28 AM
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They don't need to launch an attack on NZ as they own most of the property in the country anyways. Our government needs to be lined up and shot. Maybe I'll live to see it....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41285078


...ditto Australia & it's government.
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
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06/18/2013 08:19 AM
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Which one of you newbies handled the Syrian WW3 articles? Some people are still remembering. I need you to sweep up.
 Quoting: Col. Thomas 41717061

Why do you care if people still remember?

I bring to you some more questions.

Do game ratings like ESRB still exist or do they just stop rating games as society worsens?

Also, is this actually you or an impostor? [link to www.facebook.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5192031


Facebook account not mine
Syria what?
paul777

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06/18/2013 11:13 AM
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Hey John, I have a mod on my back for disagreeing with her narrow-minded religious beliefs & is filling my karma with red & removing my posts so I hope you get to read this before this is removed.
I'll probably be banned [& if I'm not who would choose to support a forum that censors one's opinion?] so while I have the chance I'd like to wish you well & thank you for your insights.
Take care & watch your back. Paul777

P.S. Are there other sites where you share your views?
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X [1513-1521]
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/18/2013 01:02 PM
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Hey John, I have a mod on my back for disagreeing with her narrow-minded religious beliefs & is filling my karma with red & removing my posts so I hope you get to read this before this is removed.
I'll probably be banned [& if I'm not who would choose to support a forum that censors one's opinion?] so while I have the chance I'd like to wish you well & thank you for your insights.
Take care & watch your back. Paul777

P.S. Are there other sites where you share your views?
 Quoting: paul777


I've been getting GLP warnings to upgrade my account to paid.. ..when that starts to happen, I'll get banned for about a month and be able to come back after that. I've been getting warnings on all my smart-phones as well.

Lots of Christians have been complaining about me to mods. I have tangled a bit with two while other mods have defended me because I bring traffic to the site.

I am currently posting tweets through a friend's account. ren @ren1999
John Titor (OP)
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06/18/2013 01:04 PM
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Would anybody like to know what happens to Snowden?

Or does anyone care?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/18/2013 01:15 PM
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O.k. Clayton Gamer Kid, here is some insider information for you.

XB1 has a port for Kinect which will enable the device to do something called VGF, voice, gesture, face recognition, control and command.

PS4 also has a port for their "Stereo Camera" which also handles VGF.

VGF will be in every home device shortly starting now.

One of the interesting upgrades is that VGF will soon be able to recognize the position of fingers. That means you can use sign language to type an email on your big television screen.

Not everybody wants to talk to the console. Some will want to sign commands. Others will just want to use game controllers. It is all up to the user, now and into 2036.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/18/2013 01:17 PM
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This VGF is obviously showcased in Google Glass.

Soon, you'll have a bunch of freaks performing cryptic dances while walking on the street. That means they are checking their messages. These rude people are going to run into other people and get themselves killed.
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06/18/2013 01:22 PM
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Would anybody like to know what happens to Snowden?

Or does anyone care?
 Quoting: John Titor 1518033


Yes please :)
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2013 01:39 PM
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Would anybody like to know what happens to Snowden?

Or does anyone care?
 Quoting: John Titor 1518033


Yes, this is interesting... I have been wondering once we stop hearing his name if he just melts back into the CIA or if he would be dead.....
Anonymous Coward
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06/18/2013 02:15 PM
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First,
What is causing all the factory and ammo explosions lately?
Answer: unusually dry and hot air. The increase of radioactive sinkholes are related. So, is the water contaminated by nuclear bombs or by natural causes in our future? Answer: natural

Second,
Snowden is going to get angry he is being ignored. He'll seek a team of human rights lawyers in HK. He's going to slip up and try to leave. He'll be alive but in jail. But not for long because he actually didn't tell anybody anything that everyone didn't know. This happens in my time. It could change in this one but I doubt it.
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06/18/2013 02:21 PM
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So why am I making such a big deal about Snowden?

He leaked Prism.

I am using a distortion unit based on it called Trism.

Hardware and software can navigate the future and predict all possible time-lines.

This device sends me to the time-lines physically. It works just like a teleporter.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/18/2013 09:11 PM
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I would let Snowden go to Iceland if he can make it.

If he slips up in any way, he'll be back in the U.S. under arrest.
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06/18/2013 09:18 PM
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After that Q and A session, I'm convinced he is either crazy or wants us to believe he is.

What is an "Exploitation Operation"? Never heard that one before.
Jonny Smoke

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06/18/2013 09:39 PM
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So why am I making such a big deal about Snowden?

He leaked Prism.

I am using a distortion unit based on it called Trism.

Hardware and software can navigate the future and predict all possible time-lines.

This device sends me to the time-lines physically. It works just like a teleporter.
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Understood.
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06/18/2013 10:28 PM
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John, I found articles a long time ago about weird appearances/disappearances and I thought you could give some input to it. Here are some of them. and a link to more. [link to amasci.com]

"I had two snack packs of M&M's in the freezer and I took them into the computer room night before last. I opened one, ate about a third of the candy and then left it, along with the unopened pack, on the desk and went to bed. Yesterday when I came in here to clean up, the unopened pack was gone. At first I figured my husband ate them, so I didn't really think anything of it. I propped the open pack against the monitor so they wouldn't spill out, and forgot about it. Later in the day I went back in there and the open pack was laying on its side about 2 feet from where I had placed it. I mentioned it to my husband and he then informed me that he had not touched the missing unopened pack. I looked everywhere for it, moved the furniture out and everything....no M&M's to be found. I told my husband repeatedly that this REALLY upsets me and I can't get it out of my mind."

"So this morning, we're sitting at the table having coffee and I had just swept and mopped the kitchen floor. I am a thorough sweeper; under the fridge, behind doors, etc. The floor was pristine. I glance over and see our cat sniffing at something on the floor. It's small and white, and I think maybe it's a boric acid tab that we place down to ward off bugs, so I ask my husband to see what it is. He walks over, picks it up, and goes "what the HELL is this???" He brings it to me and it is a miniature marshmallow. We do not own any marshmallows, miniature or otherwise. I take it in my hand and it is a fresh, squishy soft mini marshmallow. I can even smell it, it's so fresh. I go, "are you %u#$ing kidding me right now???" I had looked at the floor at least ten times prior to that and it was shiny clean and bare. So now we are BOTH freaked out. And want answers."
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06/19/2013 10:08 AM
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Titor,

What will happened with Paris in the future and France.

Is it true, that the Capital of France will be moved, in the times of trouble with Islam.

According to Nostradamus, hard times will come to this country.

What is your opinion.
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06/19/2013 11:39 PM
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I've been banned by IP on my other system probably because of my anti-Christian threads. Who knows how long my IP will last on this one.

All western capitals will be relocated even the U.S. one.

I previously mentioned that Islam uses a laser. Anything in the latest news about that?

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