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I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

 
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06/18/2013 10:28 PM
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John, I found articles a long time ago about weird appearances/disappearances and I thought you could give some input to it. Here are some of them. and a link to more. [link to amasci.com]

"I had two snack packs of M&M's in the freezer and I took them into the computer room night before last. I opened one, ate about a third of the candy and then left it, along with the unopened pack, on the desk and went to bed. Yesterday when I came in here to clean up, the unopened pack was gone. At first I figured my husband ate them, so I didn't really think anything of it. I propped the open pack against the monitor so they wouldn't spill out, and forgot about it. Later in the day I went back in there and the open pack was laying on its side about 2 feet from where I had placed it. I mentioned it to my husband and he then informed me that he had not touched the missing unopened pack. I looked everywhere for it, moved the furniture out and everything....no M&M's to be found. I told my husband repeatedly that this REALLY upsets me and I can't get it out of my mind."

"So this morning, we're sitting at the table having coffee and I had just swept and mopped the kitchen floor. I am a thorough sweeper; under the fridge, behind doors, etc. The floor was pristine. I glance over and see our cat sniffing at something on the floor. It's small and white, and I think maybe it's a boric acid tab that we place down to ward off bugs, so I ask my husband to see what it is. He walks over, picks it up, and goes "what the HELL is this???" He brings it to me and it is a miniature marshmallow. We do not own any marshmallows, miniature or otherwise. I take it in my hand and it is a fresh, squishy soft mini marshmallow. I can even smell it, it's so fresh. I go, "are you %u#$ing kidding me right now???" I had looked at the floor at least ten times prior to that and it was shiny clean and bare. So now we are BOTH freaked out. And want answers."
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06/19/2013 10:08 AM
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Titor,

What will happened with Paris in the future and France.

Is it true, that the Capital of France will be moved, in the times of trouble with Islam.

According to Nostradamus, hard times will come to this country.

What is your opinion.
Anonymous Coward
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06/19/2013 11:39 PM
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I've been banned by IP on my other system probably because of my anti-Christian threads. Who knows how long my IP will last on this one.

All western capitals will be relocated even the U.S. one.

I previously mentioned that Islam uses a laser. Anything in the latest news about that?
AstralGod
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06/20/2013 12:37 AM
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Titor, I think that we need a good way to reform the way that society thinks. People are like mindless sheep who don't know they are in line to get slaughtered until it is their turn.
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06/20/2013 01:47 AM
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Titor, I think that we need a good way to reform the way that society thinks. People are like mindless sheep who don't know they are in line to get slaughtered until it is their turn.
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I am open to suggestions.
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06/20/2013 11:42 PM
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Turkey, Brazil, the beginning of the rebellion against the rich and banks. A world socialist spring, if you will.

Socialism vs Islam.
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06/20/2013 11:45 PM
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Socialists and Gnostics will harass not martyr Christians. What few Christians are left.
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06/22/2013 02:01 AM
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The signatures aren't for Snowden. The signatures are really a protest of the banks who control government and who will abuse spying to go after its critics. In summary, the Snowden petition is a subconscious threat to rebel the way Brazil and Turkey are. Low wages are going to turn this threat into reality.
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06/22/2013 02:02 AM
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In summary, if the U.S. wants to avoid a civil war,
Raise wages
Give jobs even if there is no work
Regulate the rich and push out the lobby.
Anonymous Coward
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06/24/2013 12:32 PM
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The Facebook account is not mine.

The Chinese bank scare is true. As said before, the U.S. pulled factories and labor out of China. Now robots are doing the work in the U.S. U.S. wages will still continue to be low -- fewer and fewer jobs. Soon the world will have its Socialist Spring -- the floods, fires and tornados will continue to worsen every year.

The Postman Waterworld. The geography of the world will be like this. Yearly flooding. Starting now.
JLK354

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06/24/2013 05:00 PM
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Quite the flooding in BC and Alberta right now. Historical levels have been confirmed for Calgary.
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06/24/2013 11:51 PM
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Quite the flooding in BC and Alberta right now. Historical levels have been confirmed for Calgary.
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This contradicts what I said. I said that when the flooding starts, move to the center and north to Canada. Less a contradiction and more of a cryptic warning.

This is straight forward advice though. With 70% of all U.S. employees now living from payday to payday -- everybody should start gardening. Hydroponically or in soil.

Water purification. Do you know how?

I could not help those Indians in that flash flood. They would not have moved even if I told them. The same goes for you all. The world will flood and soon.
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06/25/2013 01:10 AM
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Earthquake that strikes Jakarta?
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06/25/2013 12:41 PM
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Earthquake that strikes Jakarta?
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Not in 2013. The flooding has just started. It will not stop every year.
Anonymous Coward
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06/26/2013 08:56 PM
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the guy who made this thread is a nutjob - he is "Ren" a member who posts on a paranormal forum I'm a member of who has a history of impersonating John and doing other weird crap - the usernames match up - he is certainly not the real john
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06/26/2013 11:35 PM
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What other weird stuff? Capitalizing first names? Please feel free to tell the class everything you know.
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07/01/2013 08:16 PM
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A number of things that I said would happened recently happened. Anyone care to list summarize them? Meanwhile, I'm watching every episode of How I Met Your Mother 2005 romantic comedy television show 9 seasons U.S.
Clayton

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07/02/2013 02:21 AM
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A number of things that I said would happened recently happened. Anyone care to list summarize them? Meanwhile, I'm watching every episode of How I Met Your Mother 2005 romantic comedy television show 9 seasons U.S.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42644431


Is the ninth season all we've ever dreamed of? That girl was pretty ugly. Do you trust psychics? None will tell me my future, they are all like "give me money punk". I was on oranum. I have recently been snooping around and i was told by some ouija board (the non scariest of them all one by brainjunk) and it kinda said I am going to cheat with this girl in my french class on her boyfriend and we go on to get married but i dont know if its true or not. Every time i asked it would always change eventually. idk.
Clayton

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07/02/2013 02:24 AM
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Are there jetboards in the future? That ouija and a psychic told me i will go to school for physics and I think i could properly make a hoverboard (like the ones on jak and daxter) because i think i know how to make one. since PS4 has been announced you can tell me now. Jak 4 or new IP from naughty dog?
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07/02/2013 04:26 AM
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Where did you get the pictures from the internet? If this is not your 'stepping out from behind the curtain' thread, then please take some more pictures of your time machine.


Sai Baba would never allow humans to be able to go back in time like he can.
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07/02/2013 04:48 AM
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Are there jetboards in the future? That ouija and a psychic told me i will go to school for physics and I think i could properly make a hoverboard (like the ones on jak and daxter) because i think i know how to make one. since PS4 has been announced you can tell me now. Jak 4 or new IP from naughty dog?
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Clayton, did you use one of them online ouiji boards? Those things are made from simple coding, nothing paranormal abut them. Also, John, I have something to ask. I know you're not a doctor but how do you get rid of pride?
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07/02/2013 08:00 AM
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Where did you get the pictures from the internet? If this is not your 'stepping out from behind the curtain' thread, then please take some more pictures of your time machine.


Sai Baba would never allow humans to be able to go back in time like he can.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


You can find me on u toob at John Thomas
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07/02/2013 08:01 AM
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Are there jetboards in the future? That ouija and a psychic told me i will go to school for physics and I think i could properly make a hoverboard (like the ones on jak and daxter) because i think i know how to make one. since PS4 has been announced you can tell me now. Jak 4 or new IP from naughty dog?
 Quoting: Clayton


Clayton, did you use one of them online ouiji boards? Those things are made from simple coding, nothing paranormal abut them. Also, John, I have something to ask. I know you're not a doctor but how do you get rid of pride?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5192031


How do you get rid of Pride?
Stop subscribing to the Pay-Per-View UFC fights. That is what they are called in Japan. Pride.
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07/02/2013 08:02 AM
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Where did you get the pictures from the internet? If this is not your 'stepping out from behind the curtain' thread, then please take some more pictures of your time machine.


Sai Baba would never allow humans to be able to go back in time like he can.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 684982


Nevermind the man behind the green curtain.
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07/02/2013 02:39 PM

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A number of things that I said would happened recently happened. Anyone care to list summarize them? Meanwhile, I'm watching every episode of How I Met Your Mother 2005 romantic comedy television show 9 seasons U.S.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42644431


Is the ninth season all we've ever dreamed of? That girl was pretty ugly. Do you trust psychics? None will tell me my future, they are all like "give me money punk". I was on oranum. I have recently been snooping around and i was told by some ouija board (the non scariest of them all one by brainjunk) and it kinda said I am going to cheat with this girl in my french class on her boyfriend and we go on to get married but i dont know if its true or not. Every time i asked it would always change eventually. idk.
 Quoting: Clayton


Are there jetboards in the future? That ouija and a psychic told me i will go to school for physics and I think i could properly make a hoverboard (like the ones on jak and daxter) because i think i know how to make one. since PS4 has been announced you can tell me now. Jak 4 or new IP from naughty dog?
 Quoting: Clayton


Clayton, why do you want use Ouija board, did you enter that on the board to an answer no or yes? Be careful with Ouija that is not good.

Hollypsychic.com, you can ask to only one question, and you must over 18. If you have iPhone for mini read.

Don’t worry too much, you are still young and think positive. Perhaps in the future, your girl will find you in college or university.
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07/03/2013 09:22 AM
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There is a time traveller among us. He goes by the handle of The Joker.

The Joker is going after Snowden. Watch carefully -- this course of events.
Clayton

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07/03/2013 02:05 PM
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There is a time traveller among us. He goes by the handle of The Joker.

The Joker is going after Snowden. Watch carefully -- this course of events.
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Why so serious...? About snowden? What will he do. He exposed the NSA, isnt that good?
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07/03/2013 02:51 PM
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There is a time traveller among us. He goes by the handle of The Joker.

The Joker is going after Snowden. Watch carefully -- this course of events.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42749434




Is The Joker as Obama?
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07/03/2013 11:44 PM
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There is a time traveller among us. He goes by the handle of The Joker.

The Joker is going after Snowden. Watch carefully -- this course of events.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42749434


Why so serious...? About snowden? What will he do. He exposed the NSA, isnt that good?
 Quoting: Clayton


That isn't good. Snowden already helped people who will wage war and murder the innocent.

I'm seriously considering helping The Joker.
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There is a time traveller among us. He goes by the handle of The Joker.

The Joker is going after Snowden. Watch carefully -- this course of events.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42749434




Is The Joker as Obama?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42588007


Obama can be a joker at times.

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