"Yes, I am a bit angry at being deceived. Here's another question: The photo of your boss smoking a stogie in the car and the laser light being bent by gravity - are you responsible for sending out that photo?"

The person who patented the photos and the story has my blessing. I must not be too convincing. It is my cover. These guys are helping me. I'm also using their hoaxes to protect history. Just as I'm using Alas Babylon. Just as I'm using this name.