I Am John Titor, Ask Me a Question

Hola quizá tu me conozcas en el futuro no sé pero siento que tu historia es bastante creíble y también pude deducir lo de los OVNI mi nombre es Harry

Harry, tell me your UFO story in English.

I am John Tit. How are you?

So John, in your timeline, did the same pope has been chose? Just wondering how distorted we are from your time line. If no, who is the "current pope" in your timeline?

The same Pope. We remember him as the dictator's brother.

John Tit-or is a fraud.

It's a sick joke permeated upon silly Americans.
After all, actions of an individual in the past threaten the existence of the future.

Just look at Caspers Lasts temporal studies.

You are refering to The Grandfather Paradox.

If I were to travel to the past of my own time-line, it would be just as it is in the movie Primer(2004).

If I were to travel to an alternate past and create a new time-line, nothing I do would threaten my own past. My past is secure in my own original time-line.

If I killed my Grandfather2 in World2, only John Titor2 would not be born. I, John1 wouldn't die.

Frances1

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What do you do if you soil yourself in the future. What's the cleanup process like?

You have severe insomina. You're obsessive. You're pale and overweight. You don't comprehend the answers to the questions you ask, so you keep asking them. From your comments, you seem to have anger and impulsive violent problems. Some days you are better. I'm not a doctor but I would say that you are suffering from severe hyper intensive ADHD.

If I were you, I wouldn't eat or drink anything with food coloring or preservatives in it.

Don't eat anything after 8 p.m.

You need to go to sleep at the same time even if you can't sleep. Just lay there until you do. You need to wake up when you can't sleep anymore. If you have to use an alarm, then go to bed earlier every night until you wake up naturally.

The sugar in all your food is also making you fat and diabetic. This will lead to Alzeheimer's some day.

You're also too young to start obsessing about getting married. You shouldn't be worried about that at this time. Just enjoy your childhood. It goes by very fast.

Depends! We all have bidets after the recovery.

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I chose the handle of Titor for many reasons, one was it sounded like Tutor as in Saint John Tutor of Revelation, so I suppose you can guess from that I want to teach, mentor and tutor everyone. That is/was my main job in the military. I'm a language instructor, advisor but also an interrogator. I'm also a hypnotist. I learn a lot of things from people. If I can condition your mind to live a better life -- I'll give it a go.

Ham sandwiches? CMON! No.

Before you ever get married, you need to talk with her and you both need to agree on having kids or not having kids. If you want kids and she doesn't -- don't get married. Marriage sucks. The only reason for it anyway is to raise kids as a team. Secondly, if you're too poor to raise kids, don't have them. You think times are tough now? If things continue the way they have been, you'll be living in my world, Clayton. It ain't no world for children. It t'ain't no world at all to raise no children in.

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YES the trees are done blooming already, they started back in late january, that crazy you know this



im guessing it gonna be a hot summer, with wildfires and not to forget hurricane season

can you tell ME anything else about the trees blooming early?

YES the trees are done blooming already, they started back in late january, that crazy you know this



im guessing it gonna be a hot summer, with wildfires and not to forget hurricane season

can you tell ME anything else about the trees blooming early

SLA

I bet sleep deprivation doesnt help either.

My friend (a.k.a. girl i like) had type 1 diabetes. Does it have a cure? What is the cure?

Does what I do in the future have to do with science (Biology, Chemistry) things that happen in the future? Do you know if that is the field I go into?


Diet can treat Diabetes. We'll need to grow her some new organs to cure her.

Clayton, I told you that I know nothing about you. I'm not going to waste my time spying on your future self just to tell you. Telling you anything would change everything about you.

I did find out one thing about you that you should follow up on. You are very sick. You need a doctor to find out what is going on with you

is there anything that you can tell me about my future? anything at all? do I have kids? am i married? hows the family? hows the health? or anything else you'd like.

There isn't much you can do about school lunch.

You don't need much money.

Just buy a pack of ramen noodles and a bag of vegetables and you've got a nutritious meal.

Add chicken in there without the skin if you can afford it.

Quaker Oats or rice can take the place of the ramen.

Brown sugar is much better than any sugar in that junk you are eating.

If I told you you were going to become something, you might not choose that.

Clayton, John has given you good advice.

Do not eat anything sweet. That means deserts, candy etc. This will be hard for the first two weeks, then it will be easy. Drink diet soda. If you have a hard time, suck on a gummy bear a couple of times a day. This will satisfy your need for sweets, and does not add much to the sugar load.

You do not need a list of meals to eat. Eat everything else in moderation, try to avoid carbohydrates when possible.

Eat pop corn when you are hungry between meals. Good fibre, low calories, tastes good, fills you up. Use dental floss.

Find a place you can do pull ups. Start by hanging there and trying. After a week you will be able to do one. Then keep at if for a few months until yo can do ten. It will happen.

Do not eat anything after 7 pm.

Run. Short distances until you start losing weight. Jog a little further every day. When you can do distances, get on a team. Cross country is good.

These things will lead to relationships. Do not worry about talking to girls. Just be yourself, and try to be funny. Self deprecating humor is a good start. Ask people about themselves and listen. Don't talk about yourself unless asked. Keep your opinions to yourself, listen to others. It is better to keep silent and have people think you are stupid, than to open your mouth and confirm it.

Decide that you will not get married. As John said, marriage sucks for most. If it happens, it happens. Don't chase it.

Find something you like and become good at it. Ditch the play station, get a computer and read the news. It will make you more interesting.

Get a dog and take care of it. This will help you develop empathy and learn how to be useful. Get a job - this will prove to you that you are worth something.

Tell your mother to take you to the doctor. If she balks, tell her you think you have a lump on your testicles and that you are afraid you may have cancer. When you see the doctor, tell him or her about your many other concerns. He or she should take it from there. I recommend female doctors, especially for prostate exams.

I am not technically a time traveler, but I have been on the planet for a good long time, so in that sense I am.

Good luck.

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John, I believe I have been visited from the future. I am also one of the most watched people on the planet at this time and the most protected. In your timeline who would I be?

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That's ok buddy. No I do not know John and I am not hijacking his thread. He is probably not a time traveler, but he is fun to read.

I am not a time traveler and do not know you.

I have been where you are in a past life.

Based on your last two messages, I suggest you try the testicle lump thing as soon as possible and see the doctor.

Get another dog, your brother can keep that one. There are no magic bullets in life, you have to do it for yourself. We are just giving you some good advice. Give it a whack, what do you have to loose?

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I am not going to try the testicle lump thing...jsyk, im 15 and im getting ready to get rid of my rabbit and when my 17 year old dog dies we wont get any more pets. After i finish high school i am going to college. college=no dogs. going for science,right john?

I've talked to many people in my life: possible engineers of life, time travelers (idk), Christians, ones who say this is not their first life. Either way, not a one has shown me the truth through my own eyes. Maybe you can, this whole multi-life thing seems plausible, i want to try it. Prove to me by describing how to do it so i may know my old lives.


Sorry son, there is no proof. No time travelers, no people living second lives. You have to live this one the best way you can. Just the way it is. Science is good, give it your best. Maybe you can score a break through.

Sorry about the rabbit, but do not rule out dogs. When you get to college you may find living arrangements that allow it.

The testicle lump thing worked for me when I was 15.

Good Luck.

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