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***** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *****

 
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***** The Stranglers-- "The Chronicles Of Vladimir" *****
The Stranglers-- The Chronicles Of Vladimir:


You all know about the Stranglers' most excellent Chronicles of Vladimir, right? It is the longest-running gag in all of Music History. No-- honest, it IS. Yes, in all of Music History.


Poor, poor, DOOOOMED Vladimir. His story is truly EPIC. Spanning over thirty years, now... and SIX terrible, perilous, depraved, gruesome, and heart-rending episodes... so far.


The Chronicles Of Vladimir...

PART 1: "The strange circumstances which lead to Vladimir and Olga 'requesting' rehabilitation in a Siberian health resort as a result of stress in furthering the people's policies... or Vladimir and Olga Eat Ergot-tainted Bread:




PART 2: Vladimir and Sergei


"... That night, they came to cure Vladimir of his illness."


PART 3: Vladimir and the Beast

Vladimir is cured of his "illness," and sent to the Front of Russia's war in Afghanistan...




PART 4: Vladimir Goes to Havana

Vladimir talks the Soviet authorities into allowing him to go to Havana...

[link to www.youtube.com]


PART 5: Viva Vlad!

Vladimir is detained by the Havana police and set adrift in a small dingy.




PART 6: Vladimir and the Pearl

No description for this sad chapter...



We look forward to the next episode!

We're still allowed to laugh at the Soviets... Right?

Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/09/2011 11:04 AM
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"Rattus Norvegicus" was one of my favorite records back then.
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WOW, thanks.

Been a fan since '79 but didn't know the Vladimir story was a series!

I'd only heard 'Vladimir and the Beast' which is hilarious!
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When I was a kid in the 80's, I stalked the Record Store for another installment of Vlad's sad saga as a B Side, or Bonus Track for an LP.

I loves me some Stranglers.
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WOW, thanks.

Been a fan since '79 but didn't know the Vladimir story was a series!

I'd only heard 'Vladimir and the Beast' which is hilarious!
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You are MOST welcome. I was 15, and had a High School Prime Time Radio Show when I first heard "Vladimir and the Beast." Older friends laid the earier two versions on me to play on my show.. I became a VladTard immediately. Drugs, his FUCT-up sex life, War, The Camel-- Havana... What's not to love!

Best running gag EVAR!!!

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Post your favorite STRANGLERS videos here.

Non-Strangler videos will be deleted... Keep it Stranglers Only.
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I used to play 'Vlad & the Beast' on my college radio show in the 80s, I think it was the B-Side to the 'Skin Deep' 12".

One of those bands I wish I'd seen live, maybe reunion #354 will have to do someday...
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Video's a little dark, but the music is pop perfection.

"And the Rodneys are queing up, God Forbid..."


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I used to play 'Vlad & the Beast' on my college radio show in the 80s, I think it was the B-Side to the 'Skin Deep' 12".

One of those bands I wish I'd seen live, maybe reunion #354 will have to do someday...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 869225


I used to play Skin Deep, and follow it with "now here's the B-Side-- tell me what you think...." and play Vlad and the Beast.

Hilarity ALWAYS ensued. I'd record the reactions, and play them back on the air. Hysterical chaos kept me entertained. I was already the personae Monkeyfister by then.

I saw them play live in Washington DC-- 9:30 Club-- in the early 1990s. They are just fantastic live. Better than recorded performance, for sure.

One group I wish I was able to interview back in the day.

Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:15 PM
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Always the Sun-- appropriate to the current bitchiness of our deal SOL.




I was trying to find one of the versions where he fires off the gun live.
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It's their intelligence, humor and impeccable sense of Irony that makes them great.

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This thread is a Karmic Generator.

6 Horse-Power...

Edit: Now 5 Horse-Power

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Skin Deep-- one of their finest-- B-Side was "Vladimir and the Beast":


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... and don't blame me-- I voted for Bob Barr in 2008.
Only COWARDS hide behind anonymous Karma.
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"Nice and Sleazy"

Mooooooog.



Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:26 PM
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Post your favorite STRANGLERS videos here.

Non-Strangler videos will be deleted... Keep it Stranglers Only.
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HE GOT AN ICE PICK

no more heroes


One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
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Why, oh WHY the Brown Star, doubter?
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Hearts and good stuff to NUTRAMAC!!

My last three heroes were Jacques Cousteau, Jim Henson and Mister Rogers.

NUTRAMAC if you are a single female, I might ask you to marry me.

If not-- might sorta feel kinda icky.

RallyDamned

Last Edited by Monkeyfister on 09/08/2011 09:50 PM
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For GLP at Large:


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"Something Better Change"


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Hearts and good stuff to NUTRAMAC!!

My last three heroes were Jacques Cousteau, Jim Henson and Mister Rogers.

NUTRAMAC if you are a single female, I might ask you to marry me.

If not-- might sorta feel kinda icky.

RallyDamned
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hahahahaha lots of love. loved the vlad tales epicbeared_b
One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
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Skin Deep-- one of their finest-- B-Side was "Vladimir and the Beast":


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5 stars

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One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
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The bloatfly is a giant mutated blowfly. Bloatflies attack at long range peppering their prey with spine-bedecked larva launched from its abdomen. This supply of larva is seemingly inexhaustible, and unless evaded or eliminated, bloatflies will persecute an attacker relentlessly!

bump for Yao guai


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One of the biggest tragedies of human civilization is the precedence of chemical therapy over nutrition. It's the substitution of artificial therapy over natural, of poisons over food, in which we are feeding people poisons trying to correct the reactions of starvation." Dr. Royal Lee, 1935
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The bloatfly is a giant mutated blowfly. Bloatflies attack at long range peppering their prey with spine-bedecked larva launched from its abdomen. This supply of larva is seemingly inexhaustible, and unless evaded or eliminated, bloatflies will persecute an attacker relentlessly!

bump for Yao guai


[link to fallout.wikia.com]
 Quoting: NUTRAMAC


Bumping for Bloatfies and Fallout!
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The Chronicles of Vladimir ARE EPIC!

Nuclear Device:


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Hearts and good stuff to NUTRAMAC!!

My last three heroes were Jacques Cousteau, Jim Henson and Mister Rogers.

NUTRAMAC if you are a single female, I might ask you to marry me.

If not-- might sorta feel kinda icky.

RallyDamned
 Quoting: Monkeyfister

hahahahaha lots of love. loved the vlad tales epicbeared_b
 Quoting: NUTRAMAC


Gosh... I guess I need to feel icky... Damn. Heh!

Sorry!

Vaultboy Delux

I guess the German Democratic Republic awaits me.

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Been a fan since 77,first album I got was black n white with free lmtd edition white vinyl single, walk on bye.Class band 8)
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walk on by,I meant ha
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Huuuuuge stranglers fan here, and i didnt even know this stuff existed.
Thanks very much :)
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Here is a nice live version of Golden Brown.

Hugh's voice is haunting as always...

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Here is a nice live version of Golden Brown.

Hugh's voice is haunting as always...


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Schweeeeeet!

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