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A hilarious dream about Obama

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/10/2011 11:04 AM
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A hilarious dream about Obama
was this a riot.

In this dream, I played the role
of a Secret Service Agent assigned
to protect Obama.

I have no clue why, since I don't even
like him. But on with the dream.

Obama was attending some function.
And he had his SS agents in tow.

Obama was riding in the back seat
of a car that looked like the one
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I chit
you not. It was hilarious.

He was on a dirt road with real big
and tall magnolia trees lined up on both
sides of the road like the old Forrest Gump
house.

It gets even stranger.

As we are traveling down this dirt road.
the sprinkler system comes on on
both sides of the road and these lil
nozzles come up out of the ground like
they are gonna spray the grass around
these magnolia trees. But these nozzles
were not normal nozzles, they were in
the shape of Budweiser Beer Bottles
with the Budweiser logo on them. They
started spraying beer colored liquid
onto the grass. Funniest chit I have
seen in a while.

When the beer starts spraying out
these nozzles, Obama stands up
and looks backward to us agents
and raises his hands and swings his
arms like he is conducting an orchestra.
Immediately music begins from the sound
of music and Julie's voice comes in
on cue.

Us agents are all lined up in a row
and every one of us start kicking
high kicks like the Rockettes on
Broadway. All these black suits
with guys with earpieces holding
onto each other doing the Rockettes
show while Obama is conducting
the sound of music. And plenty of
free Budweiser beer.

I dare anybody to interpret that
hilarious dream.

Anybody else have a dream like this ??

and NO, I did not smoke crack before
I went to sleep. And I don't drink beer.
No drugs.

Maybe that will be Budweiser's next ad
for the superbowl. lol
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/10/2011 11:25 AM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
sad :(

I guess nobody saw the humor
in the dream.
Anonymous Coward
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09/10/2011 11:43 AM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
LOL. Wish I could interpret dreams, I would like to know the meaning of that one.
My sister-in-law, not a GLP type at all, does not pay attention to politics or news as at. She told me a few days ago about an Obama dream she had. -----

She is a nurse and was working at the local state loony bin. (She in reality is a nurse, but works at a hospital) Obama was a fellow nurse.
She said she had a sore throat, and he offered her a cough drop. He pointed toward a desk and said "I have a bag over there, help yourself". She thanked him, and began walking that way.
As she approached the desk, she saw him suddenly run and bolt from the room.
When she reached the desk and picked up the bag of cough drops, it was empty.
End of dream.

No special skills reqired to interpret that!
nevpfra

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09/10/2011 11:50 AM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
r u by any chance in a locked room with padded walls ?
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09/10/2011 11:54 AM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
When she reached the desk and picked up the bag of cough drops, it was empty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1543489


empty promises maybe??
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09/10/2011 11:55 AM
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r u by any chance in a locked room with padded walls ?
 Quoting: nevpfra


no, why ???
Arnie

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09/10/2011 12:07 PM

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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
...sometimes I think that mankind is some kind of monumental sit-com for the angels, who are laughing their (angelic) asses off at the exploits and stupidness of men. I know that during some episodes of my life, which were total messes, that there was a comical aspect to it all, but not considered at the time, only way afterward. Such messes we get ourselves into !!
so, your dream. Shows the comical side to all of this mess our country is in. Obama the current president is "orchestrating" the free beer / entertainment (rockettes), similar to all governments the world has ever known...go back to the free corn and circuses of Rome - it is to keep the little people from uprising against the governments, and the common man of Rome enjoyed his "dole" (free corn,,,from whence we get our word "dollar"), and the amphitheater entertainments (rockettes).
I like dreams, and can often see things the dreamer cannot.................thanks,,,,,,,a good one.......
hf
AKA Auntie Arnie
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09/10/2011 12:10 PM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
laugh , chitty chitty bang bang we love you
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09/10/2011 12:49 PM
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...sometimes I think that mankind is some kind of monumental sit-com for the angels, who are laughing their (angelic) asses off at the exploits and stupidness of men. I know that during some episodes of my life, which were total messes, that there was a comical aspect to it all, but not considered at the time, only way afterward. Such messes we get ourselves into !!
so, your dream. Shows the comical side to all of this mess our country is in. Obama the current president is "orchestrating" the free beer / entertainment (rockettes), similar to all governments the world has ever known...go back to the free corn and circuses of Rome - it is to keep the little people from uprising against the governments, and the common man of Rome enjoyed his "dole" (free corn,,,from whence we get our word "dollar"), and the amphitheater entertainments (rockettes).
I like dreams, and can often see things the dreamer cannot.................thanks,,,,,,,a good one.......
hf
 Quoting: Arnie


thank you very much :)
splendid assessment
karma to ya :)
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09/10/2011 12:54 PM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
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09/10/2011 12:59 PM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
Did you piss your bed?
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09/10/2011 01:09 PM
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Re: A hilarious dream about Obama
Did you piss your bed?
 Quoting: Jacob Time 1219561


no, but I did find it quite
amusing when I woke up and
laughed about it for a lil while.

never had a dream like that before.
Arnie

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09/10/2011 01:11 PM

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thank you very much :)
splendid assessment
karma to ya :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1397672


And, since I cannot figure out how to K-+ you,,,God bless you abundantly, for seeing His humor.......
hf
AKA Auntie Arnie

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